Please Pass The Propaganda - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS195

Whiskey and The Surfer is Alternative Reality Programming. The show is hosted by DJ Phantom, JLJ, Wes Key and Fliip Riivers with contributions from Writer's Strike Johnny Carson and Mondo and Carnito who do Weather and Traffic on the Sixes. 

 

Using the tattered remnants of the First Amendment and a rigged Time Portal hidden 17 levels below the Denver Airport, 2 AM Morning Guys, Wes Key and Fliip Riivers (Whiskey and The Surfer) rock rage in the year 2065 using science, the occult, weird news, agorithms and the sweet riffs of metal, thrash, hardcore and 80s Pop to save America and Her Freedom and Liberties 1 sick hot ass riff at a time. 

 

It is the day before Thanksgiving and we are calling it a week only to return Monday. The Mainstream Media will let you know that your family dinner is a place for war, division, arguing and strife as the move to dismantle the family unit and replace it with a Safe Space Inner Metropolis Tribalist unit where a Village will raise the same child it sacrifices to Baal to rain down sweet MEMES to keep the huddled masses huddled en masse, blindfolded by the Flag which once stood for freedom, now handpainted like a Going Out of Business Sale that is the Waterbeds and Stuff Store Model this country is fast becoming.

 

Arm yourself with a Shiv, a Bible, The Koran, a DAPL Job Application, grandma's recipes, a copy of Mein Kampf to keep Uncle Carmine busy, Ayn Rand for the kids table, plus Crayons and Glitter for the Bernie Bros losing their kids college funds on, "NO kids for us Bro!, The Future is Important."

 

also,

 

None of this is Real

 

We Live in a Computer and only the SICK ASS MOSH FROM DJ PHANTOM as she drops and goes HARD with The Godfather's AGNOSTIC FRONT and the Almighty SICK OF IT ALL, she drops in some WEEKEND NACHOS, BENCHPRESS, EMPIRE OF RATS and GOD FORBID covers MERAUDER like a BOSS, plus some Y&T because we gotta throw the Bay Area some love as we chew on edibles and search The Tri-Valley for sweet Yams, Hard Mosh and an open Starbucks.

 

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Robots VS Trump - Whiskey and The Surfer MS186

Robots and why they are coming to get us unless we grant them the same access to bathrooms as everyone else and their cooling systems are heating up for battle. Protesters against Trump realize had they protested the DNC for Bernie like that, they would've been getting it wet inside whatever Candle Store they read their poetry at. We teach Boneheads how to count, Paul Stanley gives us the meaning of life, couple EXPLOITED jams to celebrate the return of Presidential hating circle mosh and brick throwing dissent but these nerds throw like nerds who have never thrown IRL, so now I can't say anything about Rotator Cuffs because they can't shoulder the responsibility to not be offended by sounds. Go listen to Dokken today in celebration that this planet may just be the Cockrock Cockroach in this corner of the simulation. Plus listener complaints and Mondo and Carnito with the Traffic and Weather.

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ECW ECW ECW Everyone's A Winner - Whiskey and The Surfer MS184

Well here we are, the finale, will it go into OT, what if the job is the running part and the President part is just playing hoops with CEOs. We here at Whiskey and The Surfer do not believe in the voting due to what is insurmountable evidence that at every level the 1s and 0s are ran by the same guy, Gosh Darn it keep posting lyrics, Enjoy this day we seem to all be paying closer attention to than most......watch the skys and enjoy the silence while you still can was not a greeting card Hallmark would buy could you believe not wanting to service the romantic side of this fine nations preppers, Promocode None of this real. Take it to the gym and do cardio with it. 

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ENJOY TODAY WHILE ITS LEGAL - Whiskey and The Surfer MS183

We sit back and cherish one last day with the idea of either candidate or a catastrophe of Biblical or EMP proportions, Perhaps something to pin more blame as we prop up the Russians as our next undeclared enemy, Nothing to See Here, Keep the Mimosa's flowing Momma's Got an air quote historic inauguration speech one of these eggheads wrote and I gotta make it doesnt offend any donors or enemies. Wikileaks proves to just be another media outlet as the only business that has any growith in what is about to be a powderkeg is opinion and this whole thing is Rigged, PC, SJW, Activist Nerd culture who have never cracked a single Public Enemy record, anyways for our last day of FREEDOM, QUEENSRYCHE OF COURSE, Tom Petty, Gang Green, Insted and a couple surprises, I review my neighborhood based on how many race cars with infowars stickers it has and that being said, enjoy your Monday while its your elect which gave you such priveledge. Cue the Maiden.

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Fandango Friday Fiesta - Whiskey and The Surfer MS182

Chaos related bloodletting in the name of political good taste are we seeing the rise in Occult stories along with the 8 Goddesses scandal in South Korea or is some evil cabal really not fast enough to stay ahead of the internet they created... Maybe the AI models they have been running show their own AI will be undone because the truthful nature of mathematics and computing would give rise to the most efficient algorithms and that's the Math the HillDog uses when she's slamming Mimosa's at a 7am briefing. Hell Bent for Leather we talk about BDSM and leading to altered states and deeper levels of creativity and that's only if your budget matches your ability to come up with weird shiz. Today's live show can be found at https://www.spreaker.com/user/9351333 and at http://www.sexpotcomedy.com http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com http://www.johntole.com/blog use the AMAZON Links to help grow this daily digital romp through maniac Mint Shit. Today's Show RINGWORM, SLAYER, HATEBREED, UNIFORM CHOICE, MINOR THREAT, QUEENSRYCHE and an homage to a HERO of the show. Take Your Prayers and Say Your Vitamins.

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Cubs WIN - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS181

Bonus Content for the Live Listeners, https://www.spreaker.com/show/2019344 the podcast can be found at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and sexpotcomedy.com Today's Show we played homage to the Cubs with Chicago with the Expressed Written Dissent of Libertarians we raged on with Sick of it All, The Almighty Agnostic Front, 2 incarnations of King Diamond and Take Offense, Maiden and Night Ranger round out the roster. Sex Robots, scandals, anarchy of the spirit as a singular journey as the God of Culture is forced upon your every view, but you control the Horizon of your perceptions so head on down to O'Reillys and get one of those motor mounts because these Robots are NOT LIGHT. Experience these extraordinary times in the most extraordinary way you can for tomorrow is promised to no one. Sex Robot Divorce and FIFA level illuminati conspire to inspire a whole generation of future imprisoned American Soccer Fans who wear jerseys that say BIMBO. and Circus. and on towards the Sea we Go.

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The Battle for Space - Whiskey and The Surfer MS180

Here we go again with another installment of WIDE AWAKE WEDNESDAY where we refuse to play any STRAIGHT EDGE bands today DJ Phantom WOWS us with a TRIPLE SHOT of D.I., we jam out to GBH, we are Welcomed to New Jersey by the XCOPS and The Maggots and Tears fall like rain as we tackle programs to limit FREE Speech at the University and YOUTUBE LEVEL. Willl there be a moonbase and will the Illuminati run it? OF COURSE YOU IDIOTS BUT IF YOU WANNA GET IT WET AT THE GLOBALIST MOON LEVEL you better find a group of Neredowells to Study with and work on your Demonic Skills. We talk about the BIOSPHERE and ACID REIGN but thats only because we are raging with NUCLEAR ASSAULT and ANTHRAX tells us its time for our Meds. T minus less than a week til we are collectively sick of the sickness that is the incurable ills that are plaguing this nation. Do we need to drain the swamp? Only LIZARD PEOPLE WOULD SELL YOU THAT NARRATIVE. Why aren't we studying the CEPHALOPODS as the incarnation of how we evolve as a species or has that been the Moon Base Alien plan this WHOLE TIME. Come find us online at sexpotcomedy.com whiskeyandthesufer.com cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog and use the link for the AMAZON it helps the show and proceeds go to keeping This MILLIENIUM RIFF FALCON its in Finest Blast Shields.

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