TWO SKATE SOLUTION - Whiskey and The Surfer MS207

Blake Newsome joins the show and is pranked by DJ Phantom, things get dicey inside of the WATS Studio as The Corporate Equal Play rules mean an undocumented YNGWIE MALMSTEIN shows up after JOE SATRIANI gets fired for boring us with SOLOS only to be SAVED BY THE SCORPIONS as we use The Germans to make friends with The Russians and did I mention VAN HALEN comes unchained as the Purple Stuff loses another Sunny D Montage and The 80s Nostalgia of The Cold War Resets in 2016 and No One under 55 gives a shit. GEORGE MICHAEL and CARRIE FISHER step through the Veil and only SKULLFIST, THE HOODS and The ALMIGHTY WARZONE can provide enough cushion for YNGWIE'S Guest Singer Program and we have to sit through an ELTON JOHN cover by a Russian Chick who can't sing her way out of a SHIPPING CONTAINER as the CLINTON FOUNDATION Sponsors the next AMERICAN SATANIC IDOL OF SACRIFICE and finally since NONE OF THIS IS REAL, BLACK TRAIN JACK shows up and covers STEVE MILLER, BROH you are moshing in the simulation from the year 2065 using clues from STAR WARS, SUPERNATURAL, THE ROCKY FRANCHISE and the movie DREAMSCAPE to figure out what these GLOBALIST LIBERAL NERDS are doing to make you choose to Bastardize your own Good Time through Bad Choices, brought to you by you, The Dummy reading this.

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The Triple Vader - Whiskey and The Surfer MS206

Coming to ya live from our NORAD Norcal Bunker we rock rage in the Simulation with a Triple Shot of KISS as we explore SEX ROBOTS and Beating your Kids for the Holidays, The CHARGERS SECURITY goes 1 and 0 Against HUMANITY and those SLUTE CHEERLEADERS, speaking of CHEERLEADERS, OBAMA Saves us from Nuclear Winter but we skin George Hamilton anyways because we had a Permit to do so. We have detailed info on how the USA is going to leave NATO, how a Democracy's LEFT FREAKS OVER THE PRESIDENTS FREE SPEECH. Mexican Firework Debacles, Catholic Mystery Blood and did we mention THE BANGLES, THE RAMONES, THE SEPULTURA, THE DEVO, The ALMIGHTY KREATOR with a new track SATAN IS REAL, PAUL STANLEY'S SOLO ALBUM, ACE FREHLEY"s SO LOL ALBUM and THE SEX PISTOLS play the background to This Rudolf The Red Nose Steiner Truth Bomb that is The MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EDITION OF WHISKEY AND THE SURFER! NONE OF THIS IS REAL. WE LIVE IN A COMPUTER. SUCK IT

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JUST UNPRESIDENTED IN MY PANTS - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS205

It is an absolutely gorgeous Monday in Denver according to our Weather Portal that allows us to see the Nuclear Winter from our Time Portal 27 levels below the Denver Airport, I know I can't believe they moved our FEMA Camp lower. BROH, DJ PHANTOM Shows up with The ALMIGHTY STIGMATA, Joe Satriani forces his way onto the show, THE VENTURES, KID, DYNAMITE, RADIO BIRDMAN, THE EAGLES and did I mention we get trapped in a tanning booth with OVERKILL and get so dark OLC Writes a song about us. Sex Robots put the Ho in Hologram as Russians are gunned down ArchDuke Ferdinand Style in Turkey. Weird how a poorly run country could arrrest and jail 80,000 dissidents in 1 day and Cannot stop a theater assassination and by that I mean the move LALALand on the senses of Americans who voted overwhelmingly to choose A&E's new KKK Doc over Hollywood's latest attempt to trick us into believeing theater is good. We start a Sacrificial Goat Registry and sell them off as Holiday Gifts and then Yngwie Malmstein shows up to ruin our Kwanza.

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Chinese Drone Bait - Whiskey and The Surfer

The first attempt at this upload can be found at http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com I have no idea why it didn't upload into iTunes, so everyone involved can suck it.

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Antarctic Illuminati Cloning - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS200

When we started this show this year the goal was 200 episodes and here we are celebrating the release. Drunk Pets, learning new vocabulary, what is happening in Antarctica, we watch Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle live at The Comedy Store. We invade the local hot tub only to be stared at by these neredowell Apartment types and their ability to be nosy and cleanly at the same time. OH YOU WANT MUSIC. First of all DJ Phantom shows up with some LIVE IRON MAIDEN, first record ENTOMBED, new NAILS, somehow those 3 songs opened up a riff portal and MADONNA makes her show debut, beyond that we gain control of The Temple of Doom Ore Cart and drop JUDAS PRIEST, Prepare some dry panties when we say FISHBONE makes a debut, MADNESS has us concerned about the Future of Good Taste and we round out the effort with The Lords of Clevo, RINGWORM.  its Episode 200, see ya Wednesday

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Please Pass The Propaganda - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS195

Whiskey and The Surfer is Alternative Reality Programming. The show is hosted by DJ Phantom, JLJ, Wes Key and Fliip Riivers with contributions from Writer's Strike Johnny Carson and Mondo and Carnito who do Weather and Traffic on the Sixes. 

 

Using the tattered remnants of the First Amendment and a rigged Time Portal hidden 17 levels below the Denver Airport, 2 AM Morning Guys, Wes Key and Fliip Riivers (Whiskey and The Surfer) rock rage in the year 2065 using science, the occult, weird news, agorithms and the sweet riffs of metal, thrash, hardcore and 80s Pop to save America and Her Freedom and Liberties 1 sick hot ass riff at a time. 

 

It is the day before Thanksgiving and we are calling it a week only to return Monday. The Mainstream Media will let you know that your family dinner is a place for war, division, arguing and strife as the move to dismantle the family unit and replace it with a Safe Space Inner Metropolis Tribalist unit where a Village will raise the same child it sacrifices to Baal to rain down sweet MEMES to keep the huddled masses huddled en masse, blindfolded by the Flag which once stood for freedom, now handpainted like a Going Out of Business Sale that is the Waterbeds and Stuff Store Model this country is fast becoming.

 

Arm yourself with a Shiv, a Bible, The Koran, a DAPL Job Application, grandma's recipes, a copy of Mein Kampf to keep Uncle Carmine busy, Ayn Rand for the kids table, plus Crayons and Glitter for the Bernie Bros losing their kids college funds on, "NO kids for us Bro!, The Future is Important."

 

also,

 

None of this is Real

 

We Live in a Computer and only the SICK ASS MOSH FROM DJ PHANTOM as she drops and goes HARD with The Godfather's AGNOSTIC FRONT and the Almighty SICK OF IT ALL, she drops in some WEEKEND NACHOS, BENCHPRESS, EMPIRE OF RATS and GOD FORBID covers MERAUDER like a BOSS, plus some Y&T because we gotta throw the Bay Area some love as we chew on edibles and search The Tri-Valley for sweet Yams, Hard Mosh and an open Starbucks.

 

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Robots VS Trump - Whiskey and The Surfer MS186

Robots and why they are coming to get us unless we grant them the same access to bathrooms as everyone else and their cooling systems are heating up for battle. Protesters against Trump realize had they protested the DNC for Bernie like that, they would've been getting it wet inside whatever Candle Store they read their poetry at. We teach Boneheads how to count, Paul Stanley gives us the meaning of life, couple EXPLOITED jams to celebrate the return of Presidential hating circle mosh and brick throwing dissent but these nerds throw like nerds who have never thrown IRL, so now I can't say anything about Rotator Cuffs because they can't shoulder the responsibility to not be offended by sounds. Go listen to Dokken today in celebration that this planet may just be the Cockrock Cockroach in this corner of the simulation. Plus listener complaints and Mondo and Carnito with the Traffic and Weather.

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ECW ECW ECW Everyone's A Winner - Whiskey and The Surfer MS184

Well here we are, the finale, will it go into OT, what if the job is the running part and the President part is just playing hoops with CEOs. We here at Whiskey and The Surfer do not believe in the voting due to what is insurmountable evidence that at every level the 1s and 0s are ran by the same guy, Gosh Darn it keep posting lyrics, Enjoy this day we seem to all be paying closer attention to than most......watch the skys and enjoy the silence while you still can was not a greeting card Hallmark would buy could you believe not wanting to service the romantic side of this fine nations preppers, Promocode None of this real. Take it to the gym and do cardio with it. 

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ENJOY TODAY WHILE ITS LEGAL - Whiskey and The Surfer MS183

We sit back and cherish one last day with the idea of either candidate or a catastrophe of Biblical or EMP proportions, Perhaps something to pin more blame as we prop up the Russians as our next undeclared enemy, Nothing to See Here, Keep the Mimosa's flowing Momma's Got an air quote historic inauguration speech one of these eggheads wrote and I gotta make it doesnt offend any donors or enemies. Wikileaks proves to just be another media outlet as the only business that has any growith in what is about to be a powderkeg is opinion and this whole thing is Rigged, PC, SJW, Activist Nerd culture who have never cracked a single Public Enemy record, anyways for our last day of FREEDOM, QUEENSRYCHE OF COURSE, Tom Petty, Gang Green, Insted and a couple surprises, I review my neighborhood based on how many race cars with infowars stickers it has and that being said, enjoy your Monday while its your elect which gave you such priveledge. Cue the Maiden.

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Fandango Friday Fiesta - Whiskey and The Surfer MS182

Chaos related bloodletting in the name of political good taste are we seeing the rise in Occult stories along with the 8 Goddesses scandal in South Korea or is some evil cabal really not fast enough to stay ahead of the internet they created... Maybe the AI models they have been running show their own AI will be undone because the truthful nature of mathematics and computing would give rise to the most efficient algorithms and that's the Math the HillDog uses when she's slamming Mimosa's at a 7am briefing. Hell Bent for Leather we talk about BDSM and leading to altered states and deeper levels of creativity and that's only if your budget matches your ability to come up with weird shiz. Today's live show can be found at https://www.spreaker.com/user/9351333 and at http://www.sexpotcomedy.com http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com http://www.johntole.com/blog use the AMAZON Links to help grow this daily digital romp through maniac Mint Shit. Today's Show RINGWORM, SLAYER, HATEBREED, UNIFORM CHOICE, MINOR THREAT, QUEENSRYCHE and an homage to a HERO of the show. Take Your Prayers and Say Your Vitamins.

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Cubs WIN - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS181

Bonus Content for the Live Listeners, https://www.spreaker.com/show/2019344 the podcast can be found at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and sexpotcomedy.com Today's Show we played homage to the Cubs with Chicago with the Expressed Written Dissent of Libertarians we raged on with Sick of it All, The Almighty Agnostic Front, 2 incarnations of King Diamond and Take Offense, Maiden and Night Ranger round out the roster. Sex Robots, scandals, anarchy of the spirit as a singular journey as the God of Culture is forced upon your every view, but you control the Horizon of your perceptions so head on down to O'Reillys and get one of those motor mounts because these Robots are NOT LIGHT. Experience these extraordinary times in the most extraordinary way you can for tomorrow is promised to no one. Sex Robot Divorce and FIFA level illuminati conspire to inspire a whole generation of future imprisoned American Soccer Fans who wear jerseys that say BIMBO. and Circus. and on towards the Sea we Go.

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The Battle for Space - Whiskey and The Surfer MS180

Here we go again with another installment of WIDE AWAKE WEDNESDAY where we refuse to play any STRAIGHT EDGE bands today DJ Phantom WOWS us with a TRIPLE SHOT of D.I., we jam out to GBH, we are Welcomed to New Jersey by the XCOPS and The Maggots and Tears fall like rain as we tackle programs to limit FREE Speech at the University and YOUTUBE LEVEL. Willl there be a moonbase and will the Illuminati run it? OF COURSE YOU IDIOTS BUT IF YOU WANNA GET IT WET AT THE GLOBALIST MOON LEVEL you better find a group of Neredowells to Study with and work on your Demonic Skills. We talk about the BIOSPHERE and ACID REIGN but thats only because we are raging with NUCLEAR ASSAULT and ANTHRAX tells us its time for our Meds. T minus less than a week til we are collectively sick of the sickness that is the incurable ills that are plaguing this nation. Do we need to drain the swamp? Only LIZARD PEOPLE WOULD SELL YOU THAT NARRATIVE. Why aren't we studying the CEPHALOPODS as the incarnation of how we evolve as a species or has that been the Moon Base Alien plan this WHOLE TIME. Come find us online at sexpotcomedy.com whiskeyandthesufer.com cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog and use the link for the AMAZON it helps the show and proceeds go to keeping This MILLIENIUM RIFF FALCON its in Finest Blast Shields.

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MEDIA SELLS THE GUNS Whiskey and The Surfer MS176

The Ronald McDonald of Psyops and we are absolutely jamming with EDDIE MONEY, SIMPLY RED, JUDAS PRIEST, RUSH, a Debut from The Almighty JUDGE. Mosh in your cubicle's and prepare for a Nuclear Winter full of Car Magnets and Silent Moments. Pretty damn Metal, so metal we jam Ravencult's latest thrashterpiece, new album drops 11/11/16 on METAL BLADE. How's your cardio? There is something in the wind and it might just be a Yoga Mat that smells like a decaying demon but enough about CNN, do you ever wonder if maybe editing these might be a good idea?  Have a question, whiskeyandthesurfer@yahoo.com check us out at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the show can also be found at sexpotcomedy.com and highlights all day on SexPot Radio, Johntole.com is in steel beam driven free fall and will soon be replaced probably by an antique view master I will pass around telepathically. Dial 1800MIXXALOT Do you own a landline ? Could imagine if you had to order which utilities would turn back on in which order they would go based on simplicity. . . . Anyway's totally raged with Bon Jovi today, we're halfway there everybody, Protect Your Neck. Nov 8th will be Christmas for Political Atheists. What am I doing, copy and pasting my lyric sheets again? \m/ Jesus I trust in You.

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The Final Swing is Not a Drill - Whiskey and The Surfer MS174

We get it wet with the National Enquirer's deke into sullying the allegations against the DNC, HRC as they seek to find a way to chip at the foundation of Anonymous and Wikileaks and Assange's Credibility. PLUS DJ Phantom says, here is some POWERTRIP, BILLY IDOL, TALKING HEADS, NIGHT RANGER, EDDIE MONEY, THE ALMIGHTY RINGWORM with THE PROMISE debuts on WATS for the first time and then we bust out some ELO and figure out reality, the long con, the short con as we rage into the Simulation and let the majority of Americans know the only thing that matters, THEY DONT THRASH. whiskeyandthesurfer.com sexpotcomedy.com johntole.com/blog check out the Amazon Link and Support The Show! Loony Bin Wichita this week with Trenton Davis, Thurs through Sat and back in the Mile High as we take over our new studio!

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Assange's Proof of Life - Whiskey and The Surfer MS173

Its a triple Metallica Monday as we come back off the road from OKC, we talk about the worsening of Americans in a public setting, working on the Sabbath, The Relics of Saint Anthony, Keeping God on every Horizon despite the crumbling architecture of the Institutions who will enslave rather than fall. We talk about the launch of whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the fall of johntole.com, what will befall this administration that is battling to dumb down and out maneuver the rise of AI, The Machines and when everything comes home to roost where will you find your Soul inside of this Simulation. Its Episode 173, we go to Wichita, KS this week to CoHeadline with Trenton Davis. Where is Assange? Has this been a full on Deke from the beginning to set up the Top Shelf Game Winner for the Shadow Presidency of George Soros, sure everything is a goof, a joke, but at what point in the future of this country's Decline will such talk be labeled "treason". The blue helmets of reality are already here. GET READY plus DJ Phantom throws us FOREIGNER, ACDC, RATT, DEF LEPPARD, We Dump Mastodon and Rage with EXODUS!

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Internet RIP, HXC LIVES - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS172

First of all you get Trump just throwing Digital Haymakers the night before the United States Government Orchestrated a False Flag Internet Outage to get the populace murmuring about the Russian Threat as the Cold War gets Colder and the Citizenry finds itself just shaking its head and switching to another website when they one they shut down isnt working. That being said Hi JOHN TOLE FOR 2 BRAND NEW PLACES THE SHOW LIVES!!!  Sexpotcomedy.com Come on down and find the Top Denver Shows, Info, Podcast and the ALL NEW AND CODED whiskeyandthesurfer.com the show is also found at Cartpathdiem.com and if you want to wait 35 seconds for a page to load head on over to JohnTole.com anyways DJ Phantom wows us with a Triple Shot of Agnostic Front, plus WARZONE, MADBALL, DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, JUDAS PRIEST, we dump RATT and go round and round with Sex Robots, Dissolving bodies in Acid, the rise of the demon infested Media and Political Class and their blood sport of relevance as the populace thumbs down their very freedoms inside of the Roman Coliseum of Ideas as we centralize power away from the individiual and we pick our FEMA Camp based on Shirts and SKINS, Speaking of how about some WARZONE, some weird metal band I already forgot about, Dragon something and we all LOVE some GOOD METALLICA and BIOHAZARD because when you're dropping digital joke haymakers in HRC, YOU BEST WAAAAAATCH YOUR BACK. PMURTNIKCUFECIN

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Travel Day Best Of - Whiskey and The Surfer Best Of Episode

Double Shots of Madball and RATT, plus we get some Judas Priest, Maiden, 38 Special, Vio-lence, Motley Crue, Van Halen plus visits from my parents and a revelation about how this all came about. Its a Travel Day Wednesday, OKC Loony Bin Tonight through Saturday.

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Assange's AOL Connection - Whiskey and The Surfer MS169

We are back from Vacation, thanks to Taco Del Gnar in Ridgway CO (No E, Bro) tons of E in the Elevations as we find a place America hadn't gotten to yet and DJ Phantom rewards us with MOTLEY CRUE, ANTHRAX, EUROPE, QUIET RIOT, DEF LEPPARD, BOSTON, DEICIDE, MALEVOLENT CREATION, DECAPITATION, DIRE STRAIGHTS, SLAYER, SUICIDAL and PANTERA, did we leave anyone out? Probably, we support TREY GOWDY for PRESIDENT and discuss UFO Conspiracy Murder, Mom's Helping Solve Crimes and the growing Culture of Distraction. AustinVRLab.com PROMOCODE #WHISKEY to save $10 johntole.com cartpathdiem.com presentationministries.com

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ROBOTS in DISGUISE - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS168

3 Movies that terrible brought to you by Fandango.com PromoCode #saveyyourmoney , we break down the Catholic Spring, Robots who Sweat, Demons and the course of their work, Machiavelli gives us the blue print as we swing from Republic back to Monarchy, providing a great metaphor to Faith, then of course clown conspiracies and we get jammers from BOB SEGER, BOSTON, STEVE MILLER, ASIA, EXODUS, SLAYER, THE SCORPIONS and DEF LEPPARD. johntole.com Use the AMAZON Link on the Blog to support the show and use PromoCode #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping at austinvrlab.com

 

 

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Brothers in Blood - Whiskey and The Surfer MS167

Blood is all over Episode 167 and we eat a salad and gloss our balls about going to Yoga last night. We check out Too Much Fun at Deer Pile here in Denver and the show is a beast beginning to end with FEAR FACTORY, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, TANKARD, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, METALLICA, the rise in Exorcisms, sweet spoon technology and THE DEVIL HERSELF. Its Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog austinvrlab.com #seethefuture PromoCode WHISKEY

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HRC Anti Catholic Anti Weed - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS166

Back in the Mile High after surviving the Little Rock Comedy Condo with its insectal graveyards and sticky fingered nairdowells, we hop 2 planes, see a sexist shirt at an airport, bikers invade area 51, we get a weird recording, OBAMA Shows his Hard On to giggling and picture snapping reporters, Wikileaks shows the anti Catholic movement where they want a Catholic Spring and she is against Weed. Nuff said this Globalist Demon is here for destruction, that being said DJ Phantom rages with DESTRUCTION, SLAYER, PANTERA, EXCEL, SUICIDAL, GWAR, METALLICA and more its Wide Awake Wednesday, the fastest  half hour in Tinfoil.

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Arkansas Mumpire School - Whiskey and The Surfer MS165

Travel Day, Arkansas to Denver, escaping the Mumps outbreak, we discuss The Unification of The America's, the purposeful dumbing down of the common citizen, that being said I rage over some Karoake jams with Bryan Adams and yes I will always make a 69 joke, its a Tuesday Testament Triple Shot, we say goodbye to the Sox, To Big Papi, we jam out some Kreator, VH, Exodus and Asia, this lie is over, enjoy your reality, what else is there? johntole.com cartpathdiem.com austinvrlab.com #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping and use the Amazon link over on the blog. WORD

 

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Grab Her By The Leg Irons - Whiskey and The Surfer

If you can look as fake entertained as believable as Kevin Hart's audience member face you have figured out life, the matrix and go ahead, grab a dew, grab some dew, do the dew thats doing The Countdown to oblivion which are the War drums over Syria. That being said, the CIA has a computer that will be put them out of business, so they're in a super hurry to use it.  DJ Phantom rages with RKL, debuts from Slayer's Haunting the Chapel, where are you nerdarios at on some ONSLAUGHT, plus we get some Boston love, we dump a double shot of Death mid riff, drop a deuce on the Stray Cats and SACRED REICH provides us with Violent Solutions, it does seem like I'm just typing the next word that comes into my head, did you know Apes can read minds? We have the documents, the Lockuments, our College and Pro Slate when 7-5 as we continue to roll hard at cartpathdiem.com johntole.com its WHISKEY AND THE SURFER Episode 164 GRAB HER BY THE LEG IRONS. The GOAT, Tom Brady is back, so everyone can suck the balls of Pat's Nation.

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Exploited Clown Beatdown - Whiskey and The Surfer - 163

We only have 1 glitch in the LIVE Show, DJ Phantom wows us with Pennywise, Exploited, GBH, Sammy Hagar, Cinderella, White Lion, Testament and some Metal Church. I mean its the greatest show in the history of riffs we talk about bullying, clowns and movies we will never see.

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Elon Musk - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS162

DJ Phantom rock rages with some Outfield, Men at Work, Journey and then rounds out the experience of the simulation with Terrorizer, Nails and of course we love some PANTERA and MAIDEN closes the show twice in a row. Are we taking Sanctuary from the law when these masked clowns take down airliners using Samsung 7 phones, I know for me I not only used mine the whole flight but charged it using a knock off Chinese chord like a dope LOUDNESS Riff. See what I did there? I should be ashamed but I am not. Are you having a great day? Did you know you were supposed to? You do realize its a choice, but anyways enjoy arguing digitally with people you don't care enough to interact with In REAL LIFE. GO TO THE GYM. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com

 

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Gene Simmons V King Diamond - Whiskey and The Surfer MS161

We break down the rise in clowns versus the rise of stories about hijabs, we talk about Assange headfaking the Internet Kill Switch and then beyond that is the rock raging algorithm that is DJ Phantom who shows up with a double shot of RAMALLAH, Nuclear Assault, Killers from Maiden, Gene Simmons tells his Mom to let him go from Hotter Than Hell, we jam a little Crue, LED ZEPPELIN IS STILL TERRIBLE, ACDC saves the day and we worship of the Altar of SLAYER and rage with a track from LIVE UNDEAD. Wanna save $10 on VR Goggles w free shipping Promocode WHISKEY at austinvrlab.com , johntole.com cartpathdiem.com

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David Ortiz - Whiskey and The Surfer MS160

DJ Phantom throws some Hatebreed, The Vandals, Double Shots of Metallica and Testament. We open with Eddie Money and close with Queensryche like nature intended. Its not Adam and Eve, its Riffs and Cliffs as we hike into the sweaty reality that is Little Rock. Life is a blessing, great to be busy. If you want to order the new goggles and save $10 with FREE SHIPPING use promo code WHISKEY at www.austinvrlab.com Today's show is about clowns, murderous middle schoolers and gross humans being gross in the simulation. Did I mention Sepultura, Anthrax and Boston? Well thats there too. Enjoy your life cause what else is there.

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Vin Scully - Whiskey and The Surfer - 159

We say Goodbye to Vin Scully, our picks go 6 and 3 on the weekend with 5-0 for college and 8-0 on the year. Cartpathdiem.com gets ya the show. Discounted VR Goggles at austinvrlab.com promo code WHISKEY all Caps to save $10, Free Shipping. We rage to Testament, Unearth, Hatebreed, SLAYER, we dump Throwdown, 38 Special and jam out to some Overkill, The Outfield and Modern English. We talk about the erosion of your freedom using the coopting of words in the face of logic and sweet ass riffs. Does Bill Clinton have a kid? Who cares. We have The LOCKUMENTS

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F IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

We go live with almost all the bells and whistles, live Golf Audio nestles itself nicely inbetween movie's we are NEVER GOING TO SEE. Including Jack Reacfher 2 Electric Scientologaloo, MasterMinds and some movie about chess? Are we really that out of great stories? Cmon people. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com Live from Denver 17 floors below the Denver Airport its Whiskey and The Surfer.

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LATE - Whiskey and The Surfer 157

DJ Phantom throws some hard metal, we talk about the revisionism that will erode the truth of life and the globalist agenda to outlaw even the idea of belief. That being said, eat something healthy, go for a walk and be creative, you're going to be dead one day.

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Black Moon LSD Clownpocolypse - Whiskey and The Surfer -156

DJ Phantom switches teams again and recovers from a bad connection to bring us Malevolent Creation, Suicidal, Sepultura, Modern English, we bounce The Thompson Twins and jam The Cars and Raven. We get into Black Moons, LSD to change the brain, dudes who swear off women because their inner ugliness has matched their outer appearance, Boner Coffee and The Coming ISIS driven Halloween Clownpocalypse.

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Mile High - Whiskey and The Surfer MS154

DJ Phantom throws an all 80's dance party and then tosses in some Vio-lence and Vader. The Non Metal Fans will love it for sure. We mourn Arnold Palmer and Jose Fernandez, we figure out the World incrementally increasing in crud and turn the lesson around and apply the same lessons to putting the move on the ball of life and engaging in purpose today. PMA cranked to 11. What else is there? The Debates are terrible and why Donald is gonna win. ST throws the ragers Suicidal Maniac and life is amazing.

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JLJ's Mom's First Appearance - Whiskey and The Surfer MS152

DJ Phantom throws rock heaters of Night Ranger, Motley Crue and Judas Priest and MORE IMPORTANTLY! JLJ's Mom, Sheila Tole rages in the Simulation, we learn about bad Halloween's how my Brother's Musical Tastes were controlled with a circuit breaker and we talk the Parable of the Sewer. On top of that, Metallica and Pantera rock rage with us in the 1s and 0s of the digital Simulation, the show has an argument over voting.

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Satanic Trumple - Whiskey and The Surfer 151

Three AM Raging in the Sim, jamming out to Jasta, Rush, 38 Special, Domination by Pantera, Metallica, we continue to hate Led Zeppelin, we jam out to Massacre, talk Satanic Temples and anxiety causes cancer and how to save yourself. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com

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Under The Gun - Whiskey and The Surfer 148

DJ Phantom loses her connectivity and then resets with Testament, Pantera and completes a double shot of Cro-Mags, we talk about teaching via parable in the simulation, being a full lvinig sacrifice, getting of the way and smiling and dialing into some Slayer, old school Suicidal, Twisted Sister's We Not Gonna See It Movie Review Segment and we have the documents showing German Nazis beating the undocumented and the cops coin flipping their job description inside of the Holographic System we call Now. Time is Running Out

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Infected Voice - Whiskey and The Surfer 146

We talk Punch Comedy, Genuine Joes, a golf free episode we get into Rush, Death, Sepultura, Metallica and Vio-lence. A chick loses her mind at a Wendy's and I almost kill a guy at a Starbucks. We forget to talk about wrestling again and we have 2 shows this week.

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It's Over Johnny - Live Golf - Whiskey and The Surfer MS145

DJ Phantom rages in the golf cart of life as the boys take the show on the road, we get audio from Holes 1 and 2 from Hancock on a gorgeous monday AM, we then hit the studio, fill in some gaps, HEY NOW, we hear from Styx, a Maiden Cover, we think its Dio but its Ripper Owens, plus Ratt, we hate the Misfits not once but twice and DJ Phantom throws JLJ some Queensryche as a reward for parring number 1 even though Hole was a disaster. What kind of AHole plays golf on the radio?

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The 930 Collapse - Whiskey and The Surfer

Stephen Pearcy threatens to put us on a shelf so DJ Phantom turns it all around with debuts from Demolition Hammer, JLJ Dumps April Wine to go along with all wine except for the blood of Jesus, even though he missed church to post this blog and edit this show because Whiskey and The Surfer is joining The Rust Belt Hammer Podcast to rage down to San Antonio for tonights card with Booker T, Matt Cross, Kurt Angle and more. In this show we talk about a potential currency reset on Sept 30, we meet a fellow tin foil hat dude who sends us down a rabbit hole as we figure out the rabbit hole inside of the KLBJ Prize van we live in. Sweet jams from The Crue, ACDC, Journey, Death and Van Halen.

 

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The Illusion of Icing The Kicker - Whiskey and The Surfer

It is Friday and I am typing this on a Logitech wireless because Captain Fatass here spilled his iced coffee on his Surface keyboard.  When do you blog? its almost 6am here in the Simulation and we just finished a sweet show featuring Motorhead's "Civil War" and DJ Phantom wows up on Top with ST's "You Can't Bring Me Down", we talk about our new show sponsor, Mike Muir SuiCyco Therapist and we discuss Corporate Ice Coffee, the myth of Free Will, The Surfer is convinced that the Wells Fargo 5300 Employees Fired is a Virgin Sacrifice to the Demon of an Angry Populace, while the media continues to prop the illusion of a free and open society, while the Right figures out how to polish a turd and Ann Coulter is ordered to her death to cover the current other Fox Story no one is really talking about. We hear from JLJ's Dad JRTOG who explains why the Yankees are winning and why the Sox may collapse and The Horn here in Austin Teaches us about the real facts of the illusion of Football Strategy. What it comes down is that Divine Mercy is Power and No One is Doing Enough because they've learned to monetize inaction and discussion of it. Distractions rule the day in a society where opinion is churned out and smarmier than standing over a cube wall trying to be funny while you wonder if the apple box should be higher. I will leave you with two things as my still coffee stained Surface screen shows me I have 33% Battery Left and 3 movie reviews I never got to, along with the Old Head New Metal Segment brought to you by Metal Blade Records which will air on Monday at cartpathdiem.com

 

I like my coffee like I like my kickers, Iced.

 

Have a great weekend, God Bless.

 

JLJ

DJ Phantom

Wes Key as Whiskey

Flip Rivers as The Surfer

Writers Strike Johnny Carson and Alternative Universe Jay Leno

 

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Huge thanks to Suicidal, Testament, Vio-lence, Forbidden, Cro-Mags, Exodus, Slayer, Death, Kreator and the Almighty Motorhead. The Clubhouse, Hyena's Comedy Club, The Velv, Phil's Ice House, Amy's Ice Cream and my Cosmic Brother BDoe, Cabby Mike and the 1400 lb GoldWing that is Buford, Austin VR Lab and Rust Belt Hammer.

 

and the last thing as we watch the distracted fallout from the 5300 Bank Firings, my native blood tells me never to trust a stagecoach.

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Garage Pod Revisited - Whiskey and The Surfer

The cell reception is so terrible at the condo I'm staying at that I had to podcast from the garage, like some kind of obese Marc Maron. We talk what we always talk, Running with the Flock of Seagulls, Running with the Devil, Metallica, Styx, Parasite from KISS, Dokken makes an appearance along with Europe, Accept, we dump the Misfits, some acoustic thing I have no idea about, The Ramones and Minor Threat. DJ Phantom was mixing up her pictures and throwing off speed stuff. The at bat of life never ends until it does so you might as well keep hitting bombs. We talk mostly about criminal mischief and we break down the beattitudes. We are at King Bee Wednesday Night with Chris Cubas and Chris Fairbanks, at the Spiderhouse Ballroom 9/9, 10pm Free Show for Peep Show with Zac Brooks and Lisa Friedrich who went on The Show Before The Show 48 with me and BDoe today at KLBJ, we also met Jack Ingram and we are submitted Pitboss 2000 songs to the TXSongwritersu.org showcase where my sweet ass jams will get judged by people who can actually play. Not that I can't but c'mon really, I wrote a riff last year just based on an account number for an infected Poison Ivy ER Visit that I forgot to pay again. Prayer is the powerwasher for the sin grime on your hull. Do the work and watch the game change. "Swung on and a drive, its high, its hard, its handsome, its history." - Amarillo TV Announcer Summer 93. johntole.com rustbelthammer.com cartpathdiem.com

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The Wedding Prisoner - Whiskey and The Surfer

Whiskey and The Surfer are back after a 20 hour road trip to celebrate the official Pitboss 2000 Danny and Sarah Zink wedding. We talk about bombing at a wedding, trying to follow a hot chick with a Ukelele (no idea how that's spelled). DJ Phantom gets that time of the month prissiness with some passive aggressive Cars Action but first starts off the show with Kreator, Exodus, Forbidden, Cro-Mags, a very special cartpathdiem.com welcome to Venom. We close on Maiden and Judas Priest after we downvote the end of the show. There is no only now, do tomorrows work today. What else is there? Seriously, and enjoy all of this. War is coming to the home front. Start working out like you're going to need it. Other than that, we celebrate being single, talk about marriage, love, healing on the Sabbath and UT beats the golden domers in Double OT. Mushroom talk, Indie Wrestling and a new blog at both johntole.com and rustbelthammer.com

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Unchain The Night - Whiskey and The Surfer

To borrow my bearded Cosmic Brother BDoe's War Rally Cry for his Rowdy Rockers, we too will share in the joy that is Fridaylujah! DJ Phantom sits down and fires up a literal bevvy, a cornucopia, an ultimate nature's balance of mosh riffs including Overkill, Testament, Metallica, Slayer and Eddie Money. We apologize to Eddie Murphy, we wonder about media manipulation in regards to Swedish heckling, we finally get an outfit for the XLAX Zink Pitboss 2000 wedding like we said we were gonna. Do I look like an Extra from Scream 3? Well then who among us will be the first to judge. We talk about wine skins, Judge Judy, North Korean Backpack Nukes, illegal socks and we save you 270 minutes of your life force and atleast $45 by explaining why you should not see the 3 movies I already forgot about even though I was just explaining my cohesive and well thought out arguments about why these movies suck and some of it has to do with Juggalos. My mom sings Van Halen, I buy a Yamaha guitar in 1990 and we find out who is evil.

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We are 138 - Whiskey and The Surfer

Another hardcore heavy episode, TWO FOR THURSDAY with Agnostic Front, Discipline, Hatebreed, Sick of It All and Death Before Dishonor. Debuts from Warzone, Exploited and live mosh from CBGBs. We take an in depth look at the illusion of traffic and when its time to fish the other side of the boat. Still no idea what I am officiating this wedding in outfit wise, I am confident the wheels of the Universe are working to provide as per the usual. Be the Mike Reno Headband of your life, pull it tight and rage to some Kill Your Idols, Madball, ACDC and Suicidal. Today was a prepsheetless event which is becoming more and more the norm, I only gave my self douche chills twice this episode so hey things are looking up. Eyeroll, seriously though, Amish ghosts? A whole channel dedicated to ghosts and murder? CNN, Zing, johntole.com

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Demon Hunting Reality

It is 2 in the MFN AM which means the simulation has me set for late night riffs. Whiskey and Surfer are crushing it today we talk para- athletes, Obama's third term, his future replacement. JLJ sits down and adds spice to DJ Phantom who responds with debuts from Dag Nasty, Iron Reagan, Municipal Waste, Cruel Hand, Trapped Under Ice and then JLJ brags about how good the algorithm is killing it and DJ Phantom turns heel and gets stiff with some Night Ranger, Reo Speedwagon and yet another Rocky Training Montage. Either way we gotta catch this chicken cause I gotta get him back to the guy I rented it from, now get to work we have headbanded sprints to run and embrace under the Santa Monica Pier. We talk tattoo make over shows, being the Greg Gumble of the family, the power of real sports, falling asleep during a series finale and having to get bailed out ideawise by the old man. Jesus crushes demons, Ray Caruth's kid is inspiring and we just ask that you lead every situation on the edges of the digital reality we call the 1s and 0s of NOW. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com do4256.com

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Deadhorse - Whiskey and The Surfer

Tuesday Raging in the Simulation. We drive from Houston to Columbus, get a last minute show in Cinci, interact with Candlebox and an IRA Nurse, we talk about the power of being a great host but not at the beheading gift level. We get into Iron Maiden's, Sword Day at the Ballpark, Wes is officially single, JLJ screws up an Eddie Money talk up and DJ Phantom throws a complete game shut out with some 2 for Tuezday Motley Crue, Metallica, Twisted Sister and Asia. We figure out a priestly costume beyond the 90210 level, we are shot out of a cannon, 43 days into a miracle and being far beyond driven. Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud

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The Roadario Fighting Episode - Whiskey and The Surfer

Whiskey and The Surfer hit the road with a quick drive from Austin to Houston to roll with JLJ to the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, they get lost and eat snacks at a Buccees. They witness bad/good parenting, a hardcore meltdown and then the boys roll over to NASA for the Purple badge tour of reality. They sit in a Mars Ascent Vehicle, see OG Mission Control, talk about why NASA is so positive, do sweet shows in Houston and prepare for the drive of all drives from Houston to Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding. They talk about a life of art and all things digital reality.

 

This episode also has a lot of fight content and digital weirdness.

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Crossbow Attack - Whiskey and The Surfer

DJ Phantom shows up with Testament, some 80's oddities, we live through a montage preparing for a yacht race, we hit up Spiderhouse for Waterbed, jam out to Hatebreed, AF, Kill Your Idols, SOIA, The Cars, Van Halen, we play the drums, talk illegal robots, announce the new name of the show and the wheels come off when the voice breaks. Overkill prepares the way for a Patrick Swayze showdown. Friday and Saturday we are at the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, Sunday through Saturday I am Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding festivities, 9/9 its Peep Show at Spiderhouse in Austin, Bay Area 9/21, Denver 9/25-10/2, Little Rock, OKC, Wichita and more as we invade the simulation with an overload of Jesus and sweet ass riffs. I forgot to mention that the new movie "Don't Breath" looks terrible, 0 out of 0 1's given in the simulation of attention.

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The Beatles are Awful

We go Sailing with Christopher Cross, hate the Beatles, drive way too far, talk about nudes getting out and going viral. Be the long drive of your life. Emotional Feedback on a timeless wavelength. All this machinery making modern podcasts can still be open hearted. Pray the Rosary. Thanks to The Cin El Rey Theater and McAllen for a super fun light show. Awesome stage, it was fun to not use it. Canadian Mexicans for the win. Don't take nudes if you don't want them seen. Cyber Security will be the currency that drives the also rans from this level of reality and finally forces them into the matrix pods of the future. I may be making this all up. But why? To echo with the sound of salesmen.

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The 7 - 10 Backseat Split

Jerking off at the DMV, getting murdered after a bowling date, robot assassins, we talk Forbidden, Vader, Boston, Motley Crue, Cro-Mags, Maiden, Kix, Wrathchild America, Sacred Reich and Vio-lence. Be the Be the of the Be The. Are you thin enough to fit through the narrow gate of Heaven? Would Jesus know you before you said a word just based on your hearts pulse and the energy of your Faith? We go to Austin VR Lab and wreck cars, get the flop sweats, talk about bombing on dates and we get someone else's mountain bike fixed after a wreck. Pray for me as I drive down to McAllen TX on Wednesday for my show at The Cine El Rey Theater.

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Monogamous BrawlMart

Brawl at a Walmart, are women programmed to cheat to survive and 15 nerds go into a volcano and make something unlistenable meanwhile we are raging top rope action with DISCIPLINE, J. Geils Band, Gorilla Biscuits, Slumlords, Night Ranger, Blondie, The Cars, Duran Duran and Van Halen. Its Episode 131 we apologize the show didnt hit iTunes til late, solve that problem by book marking cartpathdiem.com or johntole.com/blog or google Pitboss 2000, Pray The Rosary, Faith is a gift.

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Where my Outlaws at?

Cart Path Diem celebrates the life of my friend Montgomery Wayne, we celebrate Austin, rage to ACDC, Night Ranger, We start a coffee tent and a vegan cleaning business, DJ Phantom closes strong with Iron Maiden after JLJ calls an audible to satisfy The Surfer who claims he was kidnapped as a Manchurian Candidate bringing thrash riffs into the world while Wes Key gives away Manja to all the fans 18 and over at Bobble head down at the stadium as the Sox walk in the losing run to drop a game and a half back inside of the MLB simulation.

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Thrashursday

Cart Path Diem celebrating episode 128 inside of the holographic simulation. Todays show has Kreator, Death Angel, Motorhead, Testament, Slayer and there is a Parasite on the KISS Kruise. Wes Key talks Twisted Sister turning 2 and Flip Rivers rages over Cinderella. We have appearances from RV Monkey and I use my Monkey skills inside of VR as we take on Hover Junkers for the HTC Vive over at Austin VR Labs. We talk the parable of the wedding feast, Van Halen, we give thanks, talk Deepak Chopra, Oprah, Chuck Willory and solid SNL knowledge. YES.

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Simulated Pandemonium

DJ Phantom brings us ACDC, Def Leppard, Simple Minds, The Outfield, PC Deathsquad and we talk rain, wrestling, live audio from WWE Smackdown from the Frank Irwin Center. We impersonate a WWE Employee, then a cop, then a sign judge and end the day drinking cold brew coffee at Austin VR Labs and having our collective minds and hearts blown wide open by The HTC Vive System. Hover Junkers is beyond ridiculous, anyone who wants to check it out, I can get you a discounted rate.

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Literal Abuse and Stealing Joints Out of OJ's Bronco

DJ Phantom crushes with Anthrax, Iced Earth, Judas Priest, Agnostic Front, KYI, DB4D, Inspire Wrestling, Cleveland hardcore, podcasts, ignorance, thrash riffs, circle pits, Austin, Texas, freedom fighters, Patriots, Simulation, Virtual Reality. What is it like when we wait in line, we talk about interviewing a wrestling Champion, scumbag rental cars, the episode just goes and goes, its hard to stop the train when its rolling.

choo choo you chooch.

 

 

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I hate Led Zeppelin

DJ Phantom shows up and rages with some Born Guilty, Cinderella, Motley Crue, Scorpions. Deuce from KISS, Boston, ACDC, and Led Zeppelin. We talk about doing the Show Before The Show Podcast with my brother BDoe, find it up at KLBJFM.com search for B-Doe or BDOE, its one of those. Anyways we talk Sex Robots, the simulation, everyone shows up on this broadcast and we talk about divorce.

 

Mt 19:3-12Some Pharisees approached Jesus, and tested him, saying,
“Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any cause whatever?”
He said in reply, “Have you not read that from the beginning
the Creator made them male and female and said,
For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother
and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh?
So they are no longer two, but one flesh.
Therefore, what God has joined together, man must not separate.”
They said to him, “Then why did Moses command
that the man give the woman a bill of divorce and dismiss her?”
He said to them, “Because of the hardness of your hearts
Moses allowed you to divorce your wives,
but from the beginning it was not so.
I say to you, whoever divorces his wife
(unless the marriage is unlawful)
and marries another commits adultery.”
His disciples said to him,
“If that is the case of a man with his wife,
it is better not to marry.”
He answered, “Not all can accept this word,
but only those to whom that is granted.
Some are incapable of marriage because they were born so;
some, because they were made so by others;
some, because they have renounced marriage
for the sake of the Kingdom of heaven.
Whoever can accept this ought to accept it.”

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Pray for Rain MS123 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem MS123 Pray for Rain

We talk back in Austin, Exodus, Anthrax, Maiden, and Anthrax Gung ho. DJ Phantom throws the hits and we talk about artificial intelligence, meeting John Sally at the airport, sleepless nights on the plane. Getting caught eating too many snacks. We talk kittens, Maiden, upcoming shows at The Aviary, Phil's Ice House and the Velveeta Room. Are we going to let this election happen as is inside of the simulation? Is Hillary's skin robot breaking down and Writer's Strike Johnny Carson makes an appearance.

 

Mt 18:21–19:1Peter approached Jesus and asked him,
“Lord, if my brother sins against me,
how often must I forgive him?
As many as seven times?”
Jesus answered, “I say to you, not seven times but seventy-seven times.
That is why the Kingdom of heaven may be likened to a king
who decided to settle accounts with his servants.
When he began the accounting,

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Travel Day Maniac MS122 8/10/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem MS122 Travel Day Maniac 8/9/16

 

A couple dies together, Wes' horrific marriage, The Surfer threatens to leave the Colony, they talk Self driven life saving vehicles, the illness of illusions and DJ Phantom rages with Bon Jovi, Iron Reagan, Kill Your Idols, Cro-mags, Muni Waste, Toto, Foreigner, Bryan Adams, Eddie Money and Journey. It's a fun one, we will see ya on the interwebs from the great state of the people's republic of Austin TX.

 

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Jn 12:24-26Jesus said to his disciples:
“Amen, amen, I say to you,
unless a grain of wheat falls to the ground and dies,
it remains just a grain of wheat;
but if it dies, it produces much fruit.
Whoever loves his life loses it,
and whoever hates his life in this world
will preserve it for eternal life.
Whoever serves me must follow me,
and where I am, there also will my servant be.
The Father will honor whoever serves me.”

 

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Flip The Switch MS121 8/9/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem MS121 Flip The Switch 8/9/16

DJ Phantom loads us up with Cross Examiniation, Asia, Kansas, Night Ranger, Van Halen and Anthrax as we break down pulling fire alarms as a kid, the Vatican Splendors, we do make up with Robot Tattooing, the Miracle Priest and the brown scapular, Airforce 1 and all things hatred of egghead nerds. It is an ADHD fueled thrill ride and guess what, its probably all your fault.

 

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Bee Civilization Reset MS120 8/8/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem is back at it after a dope weekend. We start off the World's BEST/WORST Drum Solo and DJ Phantom throws a gem including Motley Crue, Motorhead, Nailbomb, Metal Church, Iron Reagan, Terror, Muni Waste, Nerve Agents, Montrose and we get a Monday Double Shot of Van Halen and Judas Priest. The boys talk Bee Colony Collapse, silent Uber rides, Big Papi's LA send off, the joy of Vin Scully, a guy who narced on himself to the cops for prostitution and a Craigslist sale leaves a pair in a swarm of misery.

 

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Mt 17:22-27As Jesus and his disciples were gathering in Galilee,
Jesus said to them,
“The Son of Man is to be handed over to men,
and they will kill him, and he will be raised on the third day.”
And they were overwhelmed with grief.

When they came to Capernaum,
the collectors of the temple tax approached Peter and said,
“Does not your teacher pay the temple tax?”
“Yes,” he said.
When he came into the house, before he had time to speak,
Jesus asked him, “What is your opinion, Simon?
From whom do the kings of the earth take tolls or census tax?
From their subjects or from foreigners?”
When he said, “From foreigners,” Jesus said to him,
“Then the subjects are exempt.
But that we may not offend them, go to the sea, drop in a hook,
and take the first fish that comes up.
Open its mouth and you will find a coin worth twice the temple tax.
Give that to them for me and for you.”

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Don't Tread on Me MS119 8/5/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Don't Tread On Me MS119

 

DJ Phantom has some shaky stuff today and a couple signs get waived off as we bypass The Drop Kick Murphy's and Slaughter only to be redeemed by Scorpions and Slayer.  We also get into Kansas, we get into the news we don't cover, the future of futurism and the horror show that is the Lucille Ball Statue. Its a Free Friday, so let's get loose. We get into the Red Sox win, being 2 back and doing the Setlist show last night in Hollywood.

 

Night Ranger

Kansas

Metallica

Street Dogs

Drop Kick Murphys

Scorpions

Slaughter

Slayer

 

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Ignocracy MS 118 8/4/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem MS118 Ignocracy 8/4/16

 

Cart Path Diem rages with a rock spine including PC Deathsquad, Journey, Jackson Browne, Styx, Misfits, Death Before Dishonor, Cro-Mags, Agnostic Front, Exodus and Mantic Ritual. We tackle neural nets, hacking the brain, Trumps maniac news conference, Sox drop 2 straight, DJ Phantom throws some pre show Slayer from Hell Awaits, do animals have a soul and the love of hit and run footage. Be the grainy surveillance film of your life.

 

PC Deathsquad

Journey

Jackson Browne

Styx

Misfits

Death Before Dishonor

Cro-Mags

Agnostic Front

Exodus

Sorry we are late, technical difficulties and disk space.

 

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Prison Planet Parade MS117 8/3/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem Prison Planet Parade MS117 8/3/2016

 

JLJ, Whiskey and the Surfer ride the waves of rock that DJ Phantom pour into the reality of the studio as we take on artificial meat and is the illuminati casting their neural net over humanity using just our taste buds...33,000 gallons of water to make a hamburger now the cost is $11 to make a genetically engineered artificial burger but then saves the planet 33,000 gallons of water. At what point in the future of mankind will someone pay $33,000 for 11 gallons of water? Coming up next on The Tinfoil Warrior. DJ Phantom threw us some Hold Steady, Bryan Adams, Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Journey, Boston and The Cars.

 

We talk about horrible bosses, dropping trow at a urinal, conspiring against a co-worker and talk about the fog lifting and celebrate the office party of your life.

 

Hold Steady - Constructive Summer

Bryan Adams - Summer of 69

Def Leppard - Rocket

Quiet Riot - Cum on Feel The Noize

Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It

Van Halen - Mean Streets

Journey - Anyway you Want It

Boston - More Than A Feeling

 

Episode 117.

I forgot to finish my story about Def Leppard, we tease do animal have souls for tomorrows show and Free Friday a Priest revives a dude from beyond...

 

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Dirty Water Walk Off MS116 8/2/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom

Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom MS116 Dirty Water Walk Off 8/2/16

 

Episode 116 fires off with a mix of Joseph Campbell, Dave O'Brien and Joe Castiglione on the call. DJ Phantom throws us a barrage of heaters and off speed gems including Vio-lence, Exodus, Loverboy, The Cars, Journey, Overkill and closes with a very special guest.  We discuss make up sex, parachutes, zika virus, pot legal Olympians, flying 25,000 feet in a squirrel suit, forcing Trump and Hillary to pass the Presidential Fitness Test, Pope Francis has a blue ribbon panel over a no brainer and JLJ gets Sox Tickets.

Overkill - Never Say Never

Vio-lence - Liquid Courage

Exodus - Corruption

Loverboy - The Kid is Hot Tonight

Journey - Stone in Love

The Cars - Just What I needed

Eddie Money with the walk off.

 

 

Mt 15:1-2, 10-14Some Pharisees and scribes came to Jesus from Jerusalem and said,
“Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders?
They do not wash their hands when they eat a meal.”
He summoned the crowd and said to them, “Hear and understand.
It is not what enters one’s mouth that defiles the man;
but what comes out of the mouth is what defiles one.”
Then his disciples approached and said to him,
“Do you know that the Pharisees took offense
when they heard what you said?”
He said in reply, “Every plant that my heavenly Father has not planted
will be uprooted.
Let them alone; they are blind guides of the blind.
If a blind man leads a blind man,
both will fall into a pit.”

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My Gondalonces MS115 8/1/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole

Cart Path Diem back with Episode MS115 8/1/16 My Gondolances

 

Its Monday and we are back with another show jam packed with solid hits by DJ Phantom who brings the heat with Night Ranger, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Rush and Boston.  JLJ and Flip talk about being too high at the wrong time at a party and then party changing from surprise birthday to surprise engagement. Wes weighs in and admits a stormtrooper fantasy with his wife Diane as they cue the ACDC. We talk hot teachers equaling better grades, the healing process of faith, losing weight and giving your mind a ride into forever.

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Cart Path Diem is hosted and curated by DJ Phantom and co hosted by John Tole, Wes Key, Flip Rivers and part time announced by 1996 Johnny Carson.

 

Night Ranger Rock in America

Def Leppard Foolin

ACDC Shoot to Thrill

Van Halen Hot for Teacher

Rush Tom Sawyer

Boston Feelin Satisfied

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Mt 14:13-21When Jesus heard of the death of John the Baptist,
he withdrew in a boat to a deserted place by himself.
The crowds heard of this and followed him on foot from their towns.
When he disembarked and saw the vast crowd,
his heart was moved with pity for them, and he cured their sick.
When it was evening, the disciples approached him and said,
“This is a deserted place and it is already late;
dismiss the crowds so that they can go to the villages
and buy food for themselves.”
He said to them, “There is no need for them to go away;
give them some food yourselves.”
But they said to him,
“Five loaves and two fish are all we have here.”
Then he said, “Bring them here to me,”
and he ordered the crowds to sit down on the grass.
Taking the five loaves and the two fish, and looking up to heaven,
he said the blessing, broke the loaves,
and gave them to the disciples,
who in turn gave them to the crowds.
They all ate and were satisfied,
and they picked up the fragments left over—
twelve wicker baskets full.
Those who ate were about five thousand men,
not counting women and children.

 

 

 

 

Cart Path Only

Episode 113 7/28/16

DNC's Donkey Whisperer

http://4256productions.libsyn.com/dncs-donkey-whisperer-ms113-72816-john-toles-cart-path-diem

JLJ, Whiskey and the Surfer sit back and watch DJ Phantom throw an absolute perfect game. Opening with Aha, into The Cars and then ramps up the heat with Overkill, Testament, Anthrax and Metallica before putting the podcast gently to sleep with some Styx. Today's show focuses on universal income, forward thinking and watching politics for the entertainment that it is. We jump into Donkey Whispering and JLJ gets heckled by The Surfer over his sweaty audtion.
Cart Path Diem is John Tole, Wes Key, Flip Rivers and DJ Phantom sometimes announced and moderated by 1996 Johnny Carson.

Today was one of those days where while the productions planets aligned for a lot of frustration it was met with laughs and in the end the work got done. Have fun, love everyone and don't quit.

Episode 112 Million Dollar Shroom Gator 7/27/16
http://4256productions.libsyn.com/million-dollar-shroom-gator-ms112-72716
Divorced house boats, Trump and the Russians, Bloody Vegan burgers and an appearance by 1996 Johnny Carson. JLJ, Whiskey and The Surfer join forces with DJ Phantom and break down chakras and the radio of reality. We jam out to Rush, Loverboy, Flock of Seagulls, Night Ranger, Free, Foreigner, Scorpions and the glory that is Eddie Money.