Nov 27th 117 Hours Part 1 of 3

Whiskey and The Surfer, DJ Phant0m, The Volume Knob and the Rock Riffs of America who still believes in the America that knows its America. Disco hits, thrash, comedy stories, long tangets, we got it all!

First third of the Nov 27th, we talk real friends, border boredom, Asylum the waste of time not the KISS record which some argue is the same thing. Disco,Thrash,Metal,Hot Jams, Hotter Takes and Scolding. We tell some comedy and life stories, take over the Fake News and make it Great Again and talk about philosophically where the country is at and celebrate our newest listeners from The Governments/Verizons Safety Hub in VA. Enjoy the show its fun its funny and its Free here. the rest is on the Patreon, Best ofs coming as I chop em up.

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112618 Check in From The Studio

Audio from The Patreon Video we describe how the Libsyn is going away and we need to adjust our streams.

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The Polyamory trashing Continues and then a Rockeyesque Reprieve

Prater, the Disease not the Dentist, but FIRST, we continue the UK trashing of this Crumpton Broad and we jam out to Slayer, Eddie Money, The Tornados, Tiffany, Tepper and SkeeLo makes us Wish we didnt have to type this.

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UK Polyamory Wedding Makes the Papers, We React Accordinly

Lady is married to two dudes also has two boyfriends and this unwatchable sitcom are these 5 Nere-Do-Wells Living Hell made out of carbs. Slade, Bad Company, BTO, Aretha and Slayer.

 

 

 

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Nov 22 Pet Psychics Tell Us to Play The Who and Cocaine Starts a Business

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Pet Psychics and The Who, Why Not!

The Who
The Adolescents
and Fucked Up!

www.theguardian.com/global/2018/nov…chics-telepathy

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Scorpions Riot Quietly after being Terrorized by a HJ Lawsuit

This libsyn/iTunes Feed/Link is going to shut down at the end of November.

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anyways

Man Sues Spa after still employed masseur slipped him his phone number and an extra digit.

The Scorpions
Terrorizer
Quiet Riot

We forget Rudy Sarzo's Name, Call us at 720 815 6515 and call us Posers.

https://nypost.com/2018/11/19/man-sues-spa-for-giving-him-an-x-rated-massage/

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Nov 21 Guy Bangs Horse and Lady Gets Arrested

Fucked Up
The Who
Brutal Truth

Hilarious Antics from an arrested man and woman who are destined to be long life friends in the Simulation.

https://miami.cbslocal.com/video/3981402-florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-on-multiple-occasions/

https://nypost.com/2018/11/21/woman-faces-charges-after-driving-with-son-on-hood-of-car/

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11/20/18 Worldwide Nere-do-Wolves

Broh we bust out some Aretha, Vietnom, BTO, Madball, Manic Hispanic, KEEL, SKARHEAD, SOD and more exciting top Iconic Rock we get into of course, SEX ROBOTS, Artificial Intelligence, Polyamorous UK Couple has 400th Wedding, Kojack's Tootsie Roll Solves a Crime and Hawaii 5-0 rolls in to Help Out. Fart Contest at a Dart Contest and the Randomness only Whiskey and The Surfer can bring. Live 10am to Noon MT whiskeyandthesurfer.com or on the Spreaker, Anchor, iHeart App and if you wanna leave or message or TEXT The Nere-Do-Wolf Line its 720 815 6515 or 720 81 LOK 15 Data Rates Apply, Call your Doctor if your Health Insurance Lets You.

 

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11/19/18 Leatherface defends his Farm against The South African Government

Two hour bonanza, every rock hit leads into another like The FIXX, who are not included but they will be on shortly. Voting, The Future, Sex Robots, and Leatherface defends his Farm against The South African Government.

Off the Top of my Head
KISS
SLAYER
JUDGE
AF
CARNIVORE
SOIA
BIOHAZARD
POWER TRIP
ARM BAR
CAMEL CLUTH
ARM BAR
DEICIDE
and 80s Smash Hits
2 Hours in Length, so you KNOW its Good.

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11/15/18 Murder on The Digital CruiseShip

Whiskey and The Surfer burn down a Sweet Toasty Tasty Thrash Thursday in the Simulation with a Double Shot of KISS, Lich King, Insanity Alert. New Debut from Bad Religion and Ipong. We head down to the River to judge the water again, learn about the True in AI, solving McDonalds Beatdowns using Surveillance inside of the Bacon used in the attack. Eyebrow Piercings, Tom Petty, The Stones and Dr. Know tell us about Hippie Death, PC Nazi Police and Sparing The Good Vegans.

 

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11/14/18 Acosta's Warzone and Florida's Snaked Vote

DeNiro is throwing SNL Ratings Haymakers around, we celebrate Deacon Gray, Comedy Works, Healings, DMT, Billy Crystal gets left during the LOLPacalypse. Trump Supporter bounced from Disney World. Show Tonight Midnight 24/7 Comedy Radio. Today's show is bangerfilled from Maiden to Eddie Grant to a Gun Battle at the Craigslist Meetup to fill in Votes. Weaponized Insects, Darpa is on a Mission, we talk Cell Phone Tech, Google gets Canadian Pushback in Toronto, Malaysians, MORE LIKE MAILAYSIANS sending Snakes through the Mail. A waxing gone awry turns into a Civil Rights Violation and we learn Canada has a Constitution too, but ours is better because Jesus. Sayin

Enjoy, What other choice do you have

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11/13/18 CA en Fuego, Sex Robots and Trump

Whiskey and The Surfer declare themselves to be Pro Rich people saving Rich people things to show everyone how better they are. None of this is real in the Simulation. The Time Machine cranked up to 11 and the year 2065 Spills into the Joke Farm that is ELO, The Cars, Violent Definition, The Gap Band, NKOTB and a Snake Farm has a party and Ringworm is playing! Red Flag Warnings Lead to Confiscation and Blue states ramp up for the 2024 Gun Grab. Plenty of time to get the country where they demand it. Oh you mean The National ID Card where I had to state how many firearms I had, but its cool, its private and only data scientists will see this form. Sex Robot Brothels, a dude wang chungs his ex and her complaint has a Cavernous Echo. The Cali Fires and Energy Weapons. Trump's France trip and iGen is sent there to fight in a Real Life Hungergames. Winner gets 1/2 of their student loans held back for two years.

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11/12/18 Day Off Surprise Show A Talent Coordinator with Talent!

We talk about a Talent Coordinator with Gasp TALENT. The Confidence to allow humor to be. Craftsmanship and Art. Testament Heavy Day Off Mini Show. 

Guy marries a Hologram?

Japan is getting weird with Cross Dimensional Relationships and Moms are still being Moms about it.

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11/9/18 Trunk Full of Votes for Old School America

So here we go again. Rigged Voting. Trunks full of votes, votes opened, vetted, turned in late, what a ruse. Imagine creating a scenario that is so poorly put together the point is to get the close to Kavanaugh as possible because they are out for Blood. The memeing of this election worker works with other parts of the Trump Propaganda arm of Entertainment. We are seeing the melting down of people fighting his new Interim 2x 210 Term dude who has been working in the wings as a 1. High Level Employee 2. Working for more than 90 Days. Whammo. Planned all along. Now theyre out of their mind, braving traffic and late trains to protest the calculated firing/resignation of Sessions, you know, the Anti Weed guy MSNBC hated now are suckling at the Teet of a new book tour and more hands to wring and wring out the attention of a flailing younger voter class. 

 

Its time to go back to old School 70s, 80s America like Grandma and Grandpa used to play. 

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Whiskey and The Surfer's Spirit Hybrid Action 6 Stories

Whiskey and The Surfer? OR Whiskey and The Spirit! Broh, Death Threat, DK is too drunk to learn about the Chinese controlled weather, cave art, Irish Saint of The Day, Eating with Sinners including those who require Christs Mercy. Plus a surprise for you newer to the show. Thanks for listening, you make me day, now get to work!

 

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11/7/18 LSD and The Nuclear Codes, A Treatise on Human Control

Navy Nuclear Codes and why LSD should be mandatory for the Senile Senate awaiting sedation from sedition. Adam Schiff looms over a Triumphant Trump if you ask him.

We pray for the Salvation of the World, even Nancy Pelosi and the show embraces a Blue Heaven. Napalm Death and Boston cause why not.

The Funkiest Towns hire AI Mayor McCheeses to their Nutrition/financial program and apparently the CO Governor had some news for those (me) not paying attention. Blue Colorado is Heaven on Earth.

An 11 Year gets involved in his 2nd Police Chase.

 

Good News, New AI discovers Alzeimer's six years before its Onset.

 

Bad News, the same AI also makes insurance determinations based on Capacity to pay SO HERE IS THE GOOD BESIDES JESUS, We know you're going out in Six Years, We take your Universal Basic Income for that Six Years and Triple it for your relatives on a sliding scale based on your state sanctioned and monetized push of a button. OR and pay attention. You take 1/3 of your UBI as a punishment for staying alive and affecting Global Climate Change, Traffic and American Idolatry Voting.

 

Now here is the button, its on a chain, don't get it confused with your Life Alert.

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Whiskey and The Surfer

We get a visit by the Nere-Dew-Wolf Choir who bust out some sweet background vocal work. Def Leppard, Brian May, Space Music, Space Junk, Space and Innerspace Stories of election bamboozling, edible eye arrangements to the Winners and the Losers get boote

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11/5/18 The Eve Of Election Destruction Whiskey, Sir Mixx Alot and The Surfer

Saucy Seagulls cheer on Gillum and Beto as they pay off the local law enforcement. Pat Benatar for Senate. Election Panic Mode. Ringworm, Lamar Latrell and The Latrells, Fake News, Real News, Good, News and The HuffPo predicts a blue wave. Whiskey and The Surfer train for a triathalon, road trip, comedy life, Fox News and the hotel's shower that never runs out of hot water so I don't know when its over. Hour Show, thanks for the amazing comment! Listen, Share, Rate, Review and the worst Sheila Tole/Lois from the Family Guy voice.

 

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11/1/18 Don Lemon's Theme Song and More

Don Lemon Gets a Theme Song and stars at a Symposium for Posers. We get into Night Ranger, Hitting The Road, Van Halen Double Shot, Metallica and the weirdest weird in Fake News as we have our 3 Column Battle to see who wins Story of The Day!

 

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