MEDIA SELLS THE GUNS Whiskey and The Surfer MS176

The Ronald McDonald of Psyops and we are absolutely jamming with EDDIE MONEY, SIMPLY RED, JUDAS PRIEST, RUSH, a Debut from The Almighty JUDGE. Mosh in your cubicle's and prepare for a Nuclear Winter full of Car Magnets and Silent Moments. Pretty damn Metal, so metal we jam Ravencult's latest thrashterpiece, new album drops 11/11/16 on METAL BLADE. How's your cardio? There is something in the wind and it might just be a Yoga Mat that smells like a decaying demon but enough about CNN, do you ever wonder if maybe editing these might be a good idea?  Have a question, whiskeyandthesurfer@yahoo.com check us out at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the show can also be found at sexpotcomedy.com and highlights all day on SexPot Radio, Johntole.com is in steel beam driven free fall and will soon be replaced probably by an antique view master I will pass around telepathically. Dial 1800MIXXALOT Do you own a landline ? Could imagine if you had to order which utilities would turn back on in which order they would go based on simplicity. . . . Anyway's totally raged with Bon Jovi today, we're halfway there everybody, Protect Your Neck. Nov 8th will be Christmas for Political Atheists. What am I doing, copy and pasting my lyric sheets again? \m/ Jesus I trust in You.

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The Final Swing is Not a Drill - Whiskey and The Surfer MS174

We get it wet with the National Enquirer's deke into sullying the allegations against the DNC, HRC as they seek to find a way to chip at the foundation of Anonymous and Wikileaks and Assange's Credibility. PLUS DJ Phantom says, here is some POWERTRIP, BILLY IDOL, TALKING HEADS, NIGHT RANGER, EDDIE MONEY, THE ALMIGHTY RINGWORM with THE PROMISE debuts on WATS for the first time and then we bust out some ELO and figure out reality, the long con, the short con as we rage into the Simulation and let the majority of Americans know the only thing that matters, THEY DONT THRASH. whiskeyandthesurfer.com sexpotcomedy.com johntole.com/blog check out the Amazon Link and Support The Show! Loony Bin Wichita this week with Trenton Davis, Thurs through Sat and back in the Mile High as we take over our new studio!

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Assange's Proof of Life - Whiskey and The Surfer MS173

Its a triple Metallica Monday as we come back off the road from OKC, we talk about the worsening of Americans in a public setting, working on the Sabbath, The Relics of Saint Anthony, Keeping God on every Horizon despite the crumbling architecture of the Institutions who will enslave rather than fall. We talk about the launch of whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the fall of johntole.com, what will befall this administration that is battling to dumb down and out maneuver the rise of AI, The Machines and when everything comes home to roost where will you find your Soul inside of this Simulation. Its Episode 173, we go to Wichita, KS this week to CoHeadline with Trenton Davis. Where is Assange? Has this been a full on Deke from the beginning to set up the Top Shelf Game Winner for the Shadow Presidency of George Soros, sure everything is a goof, a joke, but at what point in the future of this country's Decline will such talk be labeled "treason". The blue helmets of reality are already here. GET READY plus DJ Phantom throws us FOREIGNER, ACDC, RATT, DEF LEPPARD, We Dump Mastodon and Rage with EXODUS!

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Internet RIP, HXC LIVES - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS172

First of all you get Trump just throwing Digital Haymakers the night before the United States Government Orchestrated a False Flag Internet Outage to get the populace murmuring about the Russian Threat as the Cold War gets Colder and the Citizenry finds itself just shaking its head and switching to another website when they one they shut down isnt working. That being said Hi JOHN TOLE FOR 2 BRAND NEW PLACES THE SHOW LIVES!!!  Sexpotcomedy.com Come on down and find the Top Denver Shows, Info, Podcast and the ALL NEW AND CODED whiskeyandthesurfer.com the show is also found at Cartpathdiem.com and if you want to wait 35 seconds for a page to load head on over to JohnTole.com anyways DJ Phantom wows us with a Triple Shot of Agnostic Front, plus WARZONE, MADBALL, DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, JUDAS PRIEST, we dump RATT and go round and round with Sex Robots, Dissolving bodies in Acid, the rise of the demon infested Media and Political Class and their blood sport of relevance as the populace thumbs down their very freedoms inside of the Roman Coliseum of Ideas as we centralize power away from the individiual and we pick our FEMA Camp based on Shirts and SKINS, Speaking of how about some WARZONE, some weird metal band I already forgot about, Dragon something and we all LOVE some GOOD METALLICA and BIOHAZARD because when you're dropping digital joke haymakers in HRC, YOU BEST WAAAAAATCH YOUR BACK. PMURTNIKCUFECIN

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Travel Day Best Of - Whiskey and The Surfer Best Of Episode

Double Shots of Madball and RATT, plus we get some Judas Priest, Maiden, 38 Special, Vio-lence, Motley Crue, Van Halen plus visits from my parents and a revelation about how this all came about. Its a Travel Day Wednesday, OKC Loony Bin Tonight through Saturday.

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Assange's AOL Connection - Whiskey and The Surfer MS169

We are back from Vacation, thanks to Taco Del Gnar in Ridgway CO (No E, Bro) tons of E in the Elevations as we find a place America hadn't gotten to yet and DJ Phantom rewards us with MOTLEY CRUE, ANTHRAX, EUROPE, QUIET RIOT, DEF LEPPARD, BOSTON, DEICIDE, MALEVOLENT CREATION, DECAPITATION, DIRE STRAIGHTS, SLAYER, SUICIDAL and PANTERA, did we leave anyone out? Probably, we support TREY GOWDY for PRESIDENT and discuss UFO Conspiracy Murder, Mom's Helping Solve Crimes and the growing Culture of Distraction. AustinVRLab.com PROMOCODE #WHISKEY to save $10 johntole.com cartpathdiem.com presentationministries.com

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ROBOTS in DISGUISE - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS168

3 Movies that terrible brought to you by Fandango.com PromoCode #saveyyourmoney , we break down the Catholic Spring, Robots who Sweat, Demons and the course of their work, Machiavelli gives us the blue print as we swing from Republic back to Monarchy, providing a great metaphor to Faith, then of course clown conspiracies and we get jammers from BOB SEGER, BOSTON, STEVE MILLER, ASIA, EXODUS, SLAYER, THE SCORPIONS and DEF LEPPARD. johntole.com Use the AMAZON Link on the Blog to support the show and use PromoCode #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping at austinvrlab.com

 

 

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Brothers in Blood - Whiskey and The Surfer MS167

Blood is all over Episode 167 and we eat a salad and gloss our balls about going to Yoga last night. We check out Too Much Fun at Deer Pile here in Denver and the show is a beast beginning to end with FEAR FACTORY, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, TANKARD, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, METALLICA, the rise in Exorcisms, sweet spoon technology and THE DEVIL HERSELF. Its Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog austinvrlab.com #seethefuture PromoCode WHISKEY

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HRC Anti Catholic Anti Weed - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS166

Back in the Mile High after surviving the Little Rock Comedy Condo with its insectal graveyards and sticky fingered nairdowells, we hop 2 planes, see a sexist shirt at an airport, bikers invade area 51, we get a weird recording, OBAMA Shows his Hard On to giggling and picture snapping reporters, Wikileaks shows the anti Catholic movement where they want a Catholic Spring and she is against Weed. Nuff said this Globalist Demon is here for destruction, that being said DJ Phantom rages with DESTRUCTION, SLAYER, PANTERA, EXCEL, SUICIDAL, GWAR, METALLICA and more its Wide Awake Wednesday, the fastest  half hour in Tinfoil.

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Arkansas Mumpire School - Whiskey and The Surfer MS165

Travel Day, Arkansas to Denver, escaping the Mumps outbreak, we discuss The Unification of The America's, the purposeful dumbing down of the common citizen, that being said I rage over some Karoake jams with Bryan Adams and yes I will always make a 69 joke, its a Tuesday Testament Triple Shot, we say goodbye to the Sox, To Big Papi, we jam out some Kreator, VH, Exodus and Asia, this lie is over, enjoy your reality, what else is there? johntole.com cartpathdiem.com austinvrlab.com #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping and use the Amazon link over on the blog. WORD

 

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Grab Her By The Leg Irons - Whiskey and The Surfer

If you can look as fake entertained as believable as Kevin Hart's audience member face you have figured out life, the matrix and go ahead, grab a dew, grab some dew, do the dew thats doing The Countdown to oblivion which are the War drums over Syria. That being said, the CIA has a computer that will be put them out of business, so they're in a super hurry to use it.  DJ Phantom rages with RKL, debuts from Slayer's Haunting the Chapel, where are you nerdarios at on some ONSLAUGHT, plus we get some Boston love, we dump a double shot of Death mid riff, drop a deuce on the Stray Cats and SACRED REICH provides us with Violent Solutions, it does seem like I'm just typing the next word that comes into my head, did you know Apes can read minds? We have the documents, the Lockuments, our College and Pro Slate when 7-5 as we continue to roll hard at cartpathdiem.com johntole.com its WHISKEY AND THE SURFER Episode 164 GRAB HER BY THE LEG IRONS. The GOAT, Tom Brady is back, so everyone can suck the balls of Pat's Nation.

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Exploited Clown Beatdown - Whiskey and The Surfer - 163

We only have 1 glitch in the LIVE Show, DJ Phantom wows us with Pennywise, Exploited, GBH, Sammy Hagar, Cinderella, White Lion, Testament and some Metal Church. I mean its the greatest show in the history of riffs we talk about bullying, clowns and movies we will never see.

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Elon Musk - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS162

DJ Phantom rock rages with some Outfield, Men at Work, Journey and then rounds out the experience of the simulation with Terrorizer, Nails and of course we love some PANTERA and MAIDEN closes the show twice in a row. Are we taking Sanctuary from the law when these masked clowns take down airliners using Samsung 7 phones, I know for me I not only used mine the whole flight but charged it using a knock off Chinese chord like a dope LOUDNESS Riff. See what I did there? I should be ashamed but I am not. Are you having a great day? Did you know you were supposed to? You do realize its a choice, but anyways enjoy arguing digitally with people you don't care enough to interact with In REAL LIFE. GO TO THE GYM. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com

 

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Gene Simmons V King Diamond - Whiskey and The Surfer MS161

We break down the rise in clowns versus the rise of stories about hijabs, we talk about Assange headfaking the Internet Kill Switch and then beyond that is the rock raging algorithm that is DJ Phantom who shows up with a double shot of RAMALLAH, Nuclear Assault, Killers from Maiden, Gene Simmons tells his Mom to let him go from Hotter Than Hell, we jam a little Crue, LED ZEPPELIN IS STILL TERRIBLE, ACDC saves the day and we worship of the Altar of SLAYER and rage with a track from LIVE UNDEAD. Wanna save $10 on VR Goggles w free shipping Promocode WHISKEY at austinvrlab.com , johntole.com cartpathdiem.com

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David Ortiz - Whiskey and The Surfer MS160

DJ Phantom throws some Hatebreed, The Vandals, Double Shots of Metallica and Testament. We open with Eddie Money and close with Queensryche like nature intended. Its not Adam and Eve, its Riffs and Cliffs as we hike into the sweaty reality that is Little Rock. Life is a blessing, great to be busy. If you want to order the new goggles and save $10 with FREE SHIPPING use promo code WHISKEY at www.austinvrlab.com Today's show is about clowns, murderous middle schoolers and gross humans being gross in the simulation. Did I mention Sepultura, Anthrax and Boston? Well thats there too. Enjoy your life cause what else is there.

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Vin Scully - Whiskey and The Surfer - 159

We say Goodbye to Vin Scully, our picks go 6 and 3 on the weekend with 5-0 for college and 8-0 on the year. Cartpathdiem.com gets ya the show. Discounted VR Goggles at austinvrlab.com promo code WHISKEY all Caps to save $10, Free Shipping. We rage to Testament, Unearth, Hatebreed, SLAYER, we dump Throwdown, 38 Special and jam out to some Overkill, The Outfield and Modern English. We talk about the erosion of your freedom using the coopting of words in the face of logic and sweet ass riffs. Does Bill Clinton have a kid? Who cares. We have The LOCKUMENTS

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