It is 2 in the MFN AM which means the simulation has me set for late night riffs. Whiskey and Surfer are crushing it today we talk para- athletes, Obama's third term, his future replacement. JLJ sits down and adds spice to DJ Phantom who responds with debuts from Dag Nasty, Iron Reagan, Municipal Waste, Cruel Hand, Trapped Under Ice and then JLJ brags about how good the algorithm is killing it and DJ Phantom turns heel and gets stiff with some Night Ranger, Reo Speedwagon and yet another Rocky Training Montage. Either way we gotta catch this chicken cause I gotta get him back to the guy I rented it from, now get to work we have headbanded sprints to run and embrace under the Santa Monica Pier. We talk tattoo make over shows, being the Greg Gumble of the family, the power of real sports, falling asleep during a series finale and having to get bailed out ideawise by the old man. Jesus crushes demons, Ray Caruth's kid is inspiring and we just ask that you lead every situation on the edges of the digital reality we call the 1s and 0s of NOW. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com do4256.com
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Deadhorse - Whiskey and The Surfer
Tuesday Raging in the Simulation. We drive from Houston to Columbus, get a last minute show in Cinci, interact with Candlebox and an IRA Nurse, we talk about the power of being a great host but not at the beheading gift level. We get into Iron Maiden's, Sword Day at the Ballpark, Wes is officially single, JLJ screws up an Eddie Money talk up and DJ Phantom throws a complete game shut out with some 2 for Tuezday Motley Crue, Metallica, Twisted Sister and Asia. We figure out a priestly costume beyond the 90210 level, we are shot out of a cannon, 43 days into a miracle and being far beyond driven. Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud
Monday, August 29, 2016
The Roadario Fighting Episode - Whiskey and The Surfer
Whiskey and The Surfer hit the road with a quick drive from Austin to Houston to roll with JLJ to the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, they get lost and eat snacks at a Buccees. They witness bad/good parenting, a hardcore meltdown and then the boys roll over to NASA for the Purple badge tour of reality. They sit in a Mars Ascent Vehicle, see OG Mission Control, talk about why NASA is so positive, do sweet shows in Houston and prepare for the drive of all drives from Houston to Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding. They talk about a life of art and all things digital reality.
This episode also has a lot of fight content and digital weirdness.
Friday, August 26, 2016
Crossbow Attack - Whiskey and The Surfer
DJ Phantom shows up with Testament, some 80's oddities, we live through a montage preparing for a yacht race, we hit up Spiderhouse for Waterbed, jam out to Hatebreed, AF, Kill Your Idols, SOIA, The Cars, Van Halen, we play the drums, talk illegal robots, announce the new name of the show and the wheels come off when the voice breaks. Overkill prepares the way for a Patrick Swayze showdown. Friday and Saturday we are at the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, Sunday through Saturday I am Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding festivities, 9/9 its Peep Show at Spiderhouse in Austin, Bay Area 9/21, Denver 9/25-10/2, Little Rock, OKC, Wichita and more as we invade the simulation with an overload of Jesus and sweet ass riffs. I forgot to mention that the new movie "Don't Breath" looks terrible, 0 out of 0 1's given in the simulation of attention.
Thursday, August 25, 2016
The Beatles are Awful
We go Sailing with Christopher Cross, hate the Beatles, drive way too far, talk about nudes getting out and going viral. Be the long drive of your life. Emotional Feedback on a timeless wavelength. All this machinery making modern podcasts can still be open hearted. Pray the Rosary. Thanks to The Cin El Rey Theater and McAllen for a super fun light show. Awesome stage, it was fun to not use it. Canadian Mexicans for the win. Don't take nudes if you don't want them seen. Cyber Security will be the currency that drives the also rans from this level of reality and finally forces them into the matrix pods of the future. I may be making this all up. But why? To echo with the sound of salesmen.
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
The 7 - 10 Backseat Split
Jerking off at the DMV, getting murdered after a bowling date, robot assassins, we talk Forbidden, Vader, Boston, Motley Crue, Cro-Mags, Maiden, Kix, Wrathchild America, Sacred Reich and Vio-lence. Be the Be the of the Be The. Are you thin enough to fit through the narrow gate of Heaven? Would Jesus know you before you said a word just based on your hearts pulse and the energy of your Faith? We go to Austin VR Lab and wreck cars, get the flop sweats, talk about bombing on dates and we get someone else's mountain bike fixed after a wreck. Pray for me as I drive down to McAllen TX on Wednesday for my show at The Cine El Rey Theater.
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Monogamous BrawlMart
Brawl at a Walmart, are women programmed to cheat to survive and 15 nerds go into a volcano and make something unlistenable meanwhile we are raging top rope action with DISCIPLINE, J. Geils Band, Gorilla Biscuits, Slumlords, Night Ranger, Blondie, The Cars, Duran Duran and Van Halen. Its Episode 131 we apologize the show didnt hit iTunes til late, solve that problem by book marking cartpathdiem.com or johntole.com/blog or google Pitboss 2000, Pray The Rosary, Faith is a gift.
Friday, August 19, 2016
Where my Outlaws at?
Cart Path Diem celebrates the life of my friend Montgomery Wayne, we celebrate Austin, rage to ACDC, Night Ranger, We start a coffee tent and a vegan cleaning business, DJ Phantom closes strong with Iron Maiden after JLJ calls an audible to satisfy The Surfer who claims he was kidnapped as a Manchurian Candidate bringing thrash riffs into the world while Wes Key gives away Manja to all the fans 18 and over at Bobble head down at the stadium as the Sox walk in the losing run to drop a game and a half back inside of the MLB simulation.
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Thrashursday
Cart Path Diem celebrating episode 128 inside of the holographic simulation. Todays show has Kreator, Death Angel, Motorhead, Testament, Slayer and there is a Parasite on the KISS Kruise. Wes Key talks Twisted Sister turning 2 and Flip Rivers rages over Cinderella. We have appearances from RV Monkey and I use my Monkey skills inside of VR as we take on Hover Junkers for the HTC Vive over at Austin VR Labs. We talk the parable of the wedding feast, Van Halen, we give thanks, talk Deepak Chopra, Oprah, Chuck Willory and solid SNL knowledge. YES.
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Simulated Pandemonium
DJ Phantom brings us ACDC, Def Leppard, Simple Minds, The Outfield, PC Deathsquad and we talk rain, wrestling, live audio from WWE Smackdown from the Frank Irwin Center. We impersonate a WWE Employee, then a cop, then a sign judge and end the day drinking cold brew coffee at Austin VR Labs and having our collective minds and hearts blown wide open by The HTC Vive System. Hover Junkers is beyond ridiculous, anyone who wants to check it out, I can get you a discounted rate.
Monday, August 15, 2016
Literal Abuse and Stealing Joints Out of OJ's Bronco
DJ Phantom crushes with Anthrax, Iced Earth, Judas Priest, Agnostic Front, KYI, DB4D, Inspire Wrestling, Cleveland hardcore, podcasts, ignorance, thrash riffs, circle pits, Austin, Texas, freedom fighters, Patriots, Simulation, Virtual Reality. What is it like when we wait in line, we talk about interviewing a wrestling Champion, scumbag rental cars, the episode just goes and goes, its hard to stop the train when its rolling.
choo choo you chooch.
Friday, August 12, 2016
I hate Led Zeppelin
DJ Phantom shows up and rages with some Born Guilty, Cinderella, Motley Crue, Scorpions. Deuce from KISS, Boston, ACDC, and Led Zeppelin. We talk about doing the Show Before The Show Podcast with my brother BDoe, find it up at KLBJFM.com search for B-Doe or BDOE, its one of those. Anyways we talk Sex Robots, the simulation, everyone shows up on this broadcast and we talk about divorce.
Mt 19:3-12Some Pharisees approached Jesus, and tested him, saying,
“Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any cause whatever?”
He said in reply, “Have you not read that from the beginning
the Creator made them male and female and said,
For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother
and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh?
So they are no longer two, but one flesh.
Therefore, what God has joined together, man must not separate.”
They said to him, “Then why did Moses command
that the man give the woman a bill of divorce and dismiss her?”
He said to them, “Because of the hardness of your hearts
Moses allowed you to divorce your wives,
but from the beginning it was not so.
I say to you, whoever divorces his wife
(unless the marriage is unlawful)
and marries another commits adultery.”
His disciples said to him,
“If that is the case of a man with his wife,
it is better not to marry.”
He answered, “Not all can accept this word,
but only those to whom that is granted.
Some are incapable of marriage because they were born so;
some, because they were made so by others;
some, because they have renounced marriage
for the sake of the Kingdom of heaven.
Whoever can accept this ought to accept it.”
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Pray for Rain MS123 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Cart Path Diem MS123 Pray for Rain
We talk back in Austin, Exodus, Anthrax, Maiden, and Anthrax Gung ho. DJ Phantom throws the hits and we talk about artificial intelligence, meeting John Sally at the airport, sleepless nights on the plane. Getting caught eating too many snacks. We talk kittens, Maiden, upcoming shows at The Aviary, Phil's Ice House and the Velveeta Room. Are we going to let this election happen as is inside of the simulation? Is Hillary's skin robot breaking down and Writer's Strike Johnny Carson makes an appearance.
Mt 18:21–19:1Peter approached Jesus and asked him,
“Lord, if my brother sins against me,
how often must I forgive him?
As many as seven times?”
Jesus answered, “I say to you, not seven times but seventy-seven times.
That is why the Kingdom of heaven may be likened to a king
who decided to settle accounts with his servants.
When he began the accounting,
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Travel Day Maniac MS122 8/10/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Cart Path Diem MS122 Travel Day Maniac 8/9/16
A couple dies together, Wes' horrific marriage, The Surfer threatens to leave the Colony, they talk Self driven life saving vehicles, the illness of illusions and DJ Phantom rages with Bon Jovi, Iron Reagan, Kill Your Idols, Cro-mags, Muni Waste, Toto, Foreigner, Bryan Adams, Eddie Money and Journey. It's a fun one, we will see ya on the interwebs from the great state of the people's republic of Austin TX.
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Jn 12:24-26Jesus said to his disciples:
“Amen, amen, I say to you,
unless a grain of wheat falls to the ground and dies,
it remains just a grain of wheat;
but if it dies, it produces much fruit.
Whoever loves his life loses it,
and whoever hates his life in this world
will preserve it for eternal life.
Whoever serves me must follow me,
and where I am, there also will my servant be.
The Father will honor whoever serves me.”
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Flip The Switch MS121 8/9/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Cart Path Diem MS121 Flip The Switch 8/9/16
DJ Phantom loads us up with Cross Examiniation, Asia, Kansas, Night Ranger, Van Halen and Anthrax as we break down pulling fire alarms as a kid, the Vatican Splendors, we do make up with Robot Tattooing, the Miracle Priest and the brown scapular, Airforce 1 and all things hatred of egghead nerds. It is an ADHD fueled thrill ride and guess what, its probably all your fault.
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Monday, August 8, 2016
Bee Civilization Reset MS120 8/8/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Jesus said to them,
“The Son of Man is to be handed over to men,
and they will kill him, and he will be raised on the third day.”
And they were overwhelmed with grief.
When they came to Capernaum,
the collectors of the temple tax approached Peter and said,
“Does not your teacher pay the temple tax?”
“Yes,” he said.
When he came into the house, before he had time to speak,
Jesus asked him, “What is your opinion, Simon?
From whom do the kings of the earth take tolls or census tax?
From their subjects or from foreigners?”
When he said, “From foreigners,” Jesus said to him,
“Then the subjects are exempt.
But that we may not offend them, go to the sea, drop in a hook,
and take the first fish that comes up.
Open its mouth and you will find a coin worth twice the temple tax.
Give that to them for me and for you.”
Friday, August 5, 2016
Don't Tread on Me MS119 8/5/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Don't Tread On Me MS119
DJ Phantom has some shaky stuff today and a couple signs get waived off as we bypass The Drop Kick Murphy's and Slaughter only to be redeemed by Scorpions and Slayer. We also get into Kansas, we get into the news we don't cover, the future of futurism and the horror show that is the Lucille Ball Statue. Its a Free Friday, so let's get loose. We get into the Red Sox win, being 2 back and doing the Setlist show last night in Hollywood.
Night Ranger
Kansas
Metallica
Street Dogs
Drop Kick Murphys
Scorpions
Slaughter
Slayer
Thursday, August 4, 2016
Ignocracy MS 118 8/4/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Cart Path Diem MS118 Ignocracy 8/4/16
Cart Path Diem rages with a rock spine including PC Deathsquad, Journey, Jackson Browne, Styx, Misfits, Death Before Dishonor, Cro-Mags, Agnostic Front, Exodus and Mantic Ritual. We tackle neural nets, hacking the brain, Trumps maniac news conference, Sox drop 2 straight, DJ Phantom throws some pre show Slayer from Hell Awaits, do animals have a soul and the love of hit and run footage. Be the grainy surveillance film of your life.
PC Deathsquad
Journey
Jackson Browne
Styx
Misfits
Death Before Dishonor
Cro-Mags
Agnostic Front
Exodus
Sorry we are late, technical difficulties and disk space.
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Prison Planet Parade MS117 8/3/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Cart Path Diem Prison Planet Parade MS117 8/3/2016
JLJ, Whiskey and the Surfer ride the waves of rock that DJ Phantom pour into the reality of the studio as we take on artificial meat and is the illuminati casting their neural net over humanity using just our taste buds...33,000 gallons of water to make a hamburger now the cost is $11 to make a genetically engineered artificial burger but then saves the planet 33,000 gallons of water. At what point in the future of mankind will someone pay $33,000 for 11 gallons of water? Coming up next on The Tinfoil Warrior. DJ Phantom threw us some Hold Steady, Bryan Adams, Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Journey, Boston and The Cars.
We talk about horrible bosses, dropping trow at a urinal, conspiring against a co-worker and talk about the fog lifting and celebrate the office party of your life.
Hold Steady - Constructive Summer
Bryan Adams - Summer of 69
Def Leppard - Rocket
Quiet Riot - Cum on Feel The Noize
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It
Van Halen - Mean Streets
Journey - Anyway you Want It
Boston - More Than A Feeling
Episode 117.
I forgot to finish my story about Def Leppard, we tease do animal have souls for tomorrows show and Free Friday a Priest revives a dude from beyond...
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Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Dirty Water Walk Off MS116 8/2/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom
Cart Path Diem with John Tole and DJ Phantom MS116 Dirty Water Walk Off 8/2/16
Episode 116 fires off with a mix of Joseph Campbell, Dave O'Brien and Joe Castiglione on the call. DJ Phantom throws us a barrage of heaters and off speed gems including Vio-lence, Exodus, Loverboy, The Cars, Journey, Overkill and closes with a very special guest. We discuss make up sex, parachutes, zika virus, pot legal Olympians, flying 25,000 feet in a squirrel suit, forcing Trump and Hillary to pass the Presidential Fitness Test, Pope Francis has a blue ribbon panel over a no brainer and JLJ gets Sox Tickets.
Overkill - Never Say Never
Vio-lence - Liquid Courage
Exodus - Corruption
Loverboy - The Kid is Hot Tonight
Journey - Stone in Love
The Cars - Just What I needed
Eddie Money with the walk off.
Mt 15:1-2, 10-14Some Pharisees and scribes came to Jesus from Jerusalem and said,
“Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders?
They do not wash their hands when they eat a meal.”
He summoned the crowd and said to them, “Hear and understand.
It is not what enters one’s mouth that defiles the man;
but what comes out of the mouth is what defiles one.”
Then his disciples approached and said to him,
“Do you know that the Pharisees took offense
when they heard what you said?”
He said in reply, “Every plant that my heavenly Father has not planted
will be uprooted.
Let them alone; they are blind guides of the blind.
If a blind man leads a blind man,
both will fall into a pit.”
Monday, August 1, 2016
My Gondalonces MS115 8/1/16 Cart Path Diem with John Tole
Cart Path Diem back with Episode MS115 8/1/16 My Gondolances
Its Monday and we are back with another show jam packed with solid hits by DJ Phantom who brings the heat with Night Ranger, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Rush and Boston. JLJ and Flip talk about being too high at the wrong time at a party and then party changing from surprise birthday to surprise engagement. Wes weighs in and admits a stormtrooper fantasy with his wife Diane as they cue the ACDC. We talk hot teachers equaling better grades, the healing process of faith, losing weight and giving your mind a ride into forever.
Brad Delp RIP
Cart Path Diem is hosted and curated by DJ Phantom and co hosted by John Tole, Wes Key, Flip Rivers and part time announced by 1996 Johnny Carson.
Night Ranger Rock in America
Def Leppard Foolin
ACDC Shoot to Thrill
Van Halen Hot for Teacher
Rush Tom Sawyer
Boston Feelin Satisfied
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Mt 14:13-21When Jesus heard of the death of John the Baptist,
he withdrew in a boat to a deserted place by himself.
The crowds heard of this and followed him on foot from their towns.
When he disembarked and saw the vast crowd,
his heart was moved with pity for them, and he cured their sick.
When it was evening, the disciples approached him and said,
“This is a deserted place and it is already late;
dismiss the crowds so that they can go to the villages
and buy food for themselves.”
He said to them, “There is no need for them to go away;
give them some food yourselves.”
But they said to him,
“Five loaves and two fish are all we have here.”
Then he said, “Bring them here to me,”
and he ordered the crowds to sit down on the grass.
Taking the five loaves and the two fish, and looking up to heaven,
he said the blessing, broke the loaves,
and gave them to the disciples,
who in turn gave them to the crowds.
They all ate and were satisfied,
and they picked up the fragments left over—
twelve wicker baskets full.
Those who ate were about five thousand men,
not counting women and children.