SLAYER VS these Loser SJWs and their hate filled racist women's march come under fire for hiring Terrorists and Murderesses to lecture the youth of America, meanwhile Yahoo scares us with Anti Chinese News as a Panda Escapes into a Neighborhood to avoid being shot like an Obama Pardoned Convict into a Federal Halfway House, The Navy now has lazer beams and The Antarctic Assange Cloning Base is finally ready to have the White Sale America Paid for with Middle Eastern Blood.
Mondo and Carnito are forced behind the Wall after Human Resources sides with our new Corporate Countries CEO and declares the sidewalk around our Studio a multicultural Safe Space. We rock rage and discuss prisoner cannibalism, M&M Mars Allegedly feeding unmarked illegal skittles to the Cattle of America to Fatten up Americans so they are too fat to escape over Trump's Wall. Trump unveils a new Hotel along and on top of the Border now ringing the whole continental US with both North and South views and the workers dying while its being made.
ACCEPT keeps our Balls to the Wall, KILLING TIME wows us with their Wall of Hate, SHARK ATTACK rages with IRON MAIDEN, CHICK HABIT and NEW POLITICS get our hearts bumping long enough to make everyone drug tested for Blow as we build a wall around our alarm clocks so we never have to go to work in Trumps 2017 America. Did I mention ZZTOP and a woman stealing illegal jizz in the name of Human Pig Cloning and MONDO AND CARNITO finally make it on the air and we apologize for Carnito's Nairdowell attempts at taking over the show in Spanish but we respect Mondo's Snow knowledge and traffic.
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