Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy HumaWeiner - WHISKEY AND THE SURFER MS178


First time recording live from the Sexpotcomedy.com Studios from Denver, we are celebrating Halloween, avoiding all Candy at this point, Freddy Kreuger shoots up a party and SOD Rages up TOP. DJ Phantom throws in a double shot of IN COLD BLOOD, speaking of COLD BLOOD, it is all YOU WILL BLEED when KIX Rages and we grab the boob of a girl at Sheetz while we fist double burrito tallboys in the name of Anthony Weiner becoming the Phallic in the Zetgeist of paying attention as we uncover a BLOOD RELATED CLINTON CONSPIRACY, tainting blood across the world as these monsters seek to limit the population and control through Pandemics, Famine, War, Pestilence, more lyrics? MAYBE Are Rogue FBI agents really dropping resignation letters churning up a new investigation or is HRC running down the clock, seems like a total screw job, Cubs Win, Clinton Wins, Same Blue or does Cleveland become the TITLE TOWN WITH THE CAVS, THE TRIBE and THE TRUMP for a triple dipper win of excitement, well thats enough to remind you that Dangerous Toys said I LIKE BEING SCARED and both Anthrax and Death Angel dress up this HALLOWEEN AS KISS with COLD GIN and PARASITE. johntole.com/blog use the Amazon Link to help the show, sexpotcomedy.com to find the show streaming live through SEXPOT Radio, check out Denver Relief and the fine sponsors over at the site, both Cartpathdiem.com and whiskeyandthesurfer.com are treasure troves of Goodness. Don't eat too much candy and remember to pray The Rosary, our time to be called into the game is fast approaching, LETS GET LOOSE.


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Friday, October 28, 2016

The Architects of The End Part 2 - Whiskey and The Surfer MS177


DJ Phantom throws her fingerless driving gloves on, grabs the wheel of this Digital Ferrari and jams out with RATT, AUTOGRAPH, BIOHAZARD, TESTAMENT, MINOR THREAT, CROMAGS, a Glitchy Chord Part Deux as we find ourselves in Wichita KS at The Loony Bin Comedy Club with Trenton Davis. Back in Denver for Shows at The Larimer Lounge on 12/5 with Brian Cook, Sean Patton and more go to whiskeyandthesurfer.com use the Amazon Link there or at the failing Johntole.com/blog See you on Monday as we rage from the Studio that is Sex Pot Comedy. Thanks for tuning in, sharing, using the links and generally being great human animals. Your captors await but you keep raging. America.


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Thursday, October 27, 2016

The Architects of The End Part 1 - Whiskey and The Surfer


In lieu of articles, we go into the fall of the Roman Empire and find the cyclical wheel of human destruciton, control, frailty and madness evident at all times. Perhaps is there an Architect in this world who once again would like to lay seige to the Vatican, its a mosh on Thursday, we are heading to The Loony Bin in Wichita KS to rock rage with Trenton Davis, 1 show Thursday, 2 Fri and 2 Sat and we are back in the Mile High. new digs, new studio on Monday, lets see where this culmination of megaupload or is it MAGAUPLOAD plus we jam out to Ramallah, Pitboss 2000 predicts the current NFL Scandal vs The Implementation of the Oligarch to cover for a series of Shadow Governments. How will the work react to these 33k emails and was it a ruse all along to dump them to speed up the action of the fall of mankind.


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Wednesday, October 26, 2016

MEDIA SELLS THE GUNS Whiskey and The Surfer MS176


The Ronald McDonald of Psyops and we are absolutely jamming with EDDIE MONEY, SIMPLY RED, JUDAS PRIEST, RUSH, a Debut from The Almighty JUDGE. Mosh in your cubicle's and prepare for a Nuclear Winter full of Car Magnets and Silent Moments. Pretty damn Metal, so metal we jam Ravencult's latest thrashterpiece, new album drops 11/11/16 on METAL BLADE. How's your cardio? There is something in the wind and it might just be a Yoga Mat that smells like a decaying demon but enough about CNN, do you ever wonder if maybe editing these might be a good idea?  Have a question, whiskeyandthesurfer@yahoo.com check us out at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the show can also be found at sexpotcomedy.com and highlights all day on SexPot Radio, Johntole.com is in steel beam driven free fall and will soon be replaced probably by an antique view master I will pass around telepathically. Dial 1800MIXXALOT Do you own a landline ? Could imagine if you had to order which utilities would turn back on in which order they would go based on simplicity. . . . Anyway's totally raged with Bon Jovi today, we're halfway there everybody, Protect Your Neck. Nov 8th will be Christmas for Political Atheists. What am I doing, copy and pasting my lyric sheets again? \m/ Jesus I trust in You.


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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

The Final Swing is Not a Drill - Whiskey and The Surfer MS174


We get it wet with the National Enquirer's deke into sullying the allegations against the DNC, HRC as they seek to find a way to chip at the foundation of Anonymous and Wikileaks and Assange's Credibility. PLUS DJ Phantom says, here is some POWERTRIP, BILLY IDOL, TALKING HEADS, NIGHT RANGER, EDDIE MONEY, THE ALMIGHTY RINGWORM with THE PROMISE debuts on WATS for the first time and then we bust out some ELO and figure out reality, the long con, the short con as we rage into the Simulation and let the majority of Americans know the only thing that matters, THEY DONT THRASH. whiskeyandthesurfer.com sexpotcomedy.com johntole.com/blog check out the Amazon Link and Support The Show! Loony Bin Wichita this week with Trenton Davis, Thurs through Sat and back in the Mile High as we take over our new studio!


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Monday, October 24, 2016

Assange's Proof of Life - Whiskey and The Surfer MS173


Its a triple Metallica Monday as we come back off the road from OKC, we talk about the worsening of Americans in a public setting, working on the Sabbath, The Relics of Saint Anthony, Keeping God on every Horizon despite the crumbling architecture of the Institutions who will enslave rather than fall. We talk about the launch of whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the fall of johntole.com, what will befall this administration that is battling to dumb down and out maneuver the rise of AI, The Machines and when everything comes home to roost where will you find your Soul inside of this Simulation. Its Episode 173, we go to Wichita, KS this week to CoHeadline with Trenton Davis. Where is Assange? Has this been a full on Deke from the beginning to set up the Top Shelf Game Winner for the Shadow Presidency of George Soros, sure everything is a goof, a joke, but at what point in the future of this country's Decline will such talk be labeled "treason". The blue helmets of reality are already here. GET READY plus DJ Phantom throws us FOREIGNER, ACDC, RATT, DEF LEPPARD, We Dump Mastodon and Rage with EXODUS!


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Friday, October 21, 2016

Internet RIP, HXC LIVES - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS172


First of all you get Trump just throwing Digital Haymakers the night before the United States Government Orchestrated a False Flag Internet Outage to get the populace murmuring about the Russian Threat as the Cold War gets Colder and the Citizenry finds itself just shaking its head and switching to another website when they one they shut down isnt working. That being said Hi JOHN TOLE FOR 2 BRAND NEW PLACES THE SHOW LIVES!!!  Sexpotcomedy.com Come on down and find the Top Denver Shows, Info, Podcast and the ALL NEW AND CODED whiskeyandthesurfer.com the show is also found at Cartpathdiem.com and if you want to wait 35 seconds for a page to load head on over to JohnTole.com anyways DJ Phantom wows us with a Triple Shot of Agnostic Front, plus WARZONE, MADBALL, DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, JUDAS PRIEST, we dump RATT and go round and round with Sex Robots, Dissolving bodies in Acid, the rise of the demon infested Media and Political Class and their blood sport of relevance as the populace thumbs down their very freedoms inside of the Roman Coliseum of Ideas as we centralize power away from the individiual and we pick our FEMA Camp based on Shirts and SKINS, Speaking of how about some WARZONE, some weird metal band I already forgot about, Dragon something and we all LOVE some GOOD METALLICA and BIOHAZARD because when you're dropping digital joke haymakers in HRC, YOU BEST WAAAAAATCH YOUR BACK. PMURTNIKCUFECIN


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Thursday, October 20, 2016

Alien Disclosure is Coming - Whiskey and The Surfer MS171


We learn that going against DJ Phantom in a game of inner resistance ultimately leads to the perfect ending of Faith inside of this Holographic Simulation. Comedy Audio from Oklahoma City, Donna Brazille just lying and ball washing CNN, DJ Phantom swings and misses with Slipknot and some other garbage but then we get some OUTFIELD, SUICIDIAL TENDENCIES, Old School Scorpions, then the show takes a weird turn after I screw around with the algorithm who goes back to back DAG NASTY into THE DEAD BOYS, we talk Satan After School clubs coming to Twelve Cities as the Apocalypse warms us preparing us for Disclosure as the end of the coming nuclear skirmish to get the populace back under control. johntole.com/blog use the Amazon link on my blog after you wait 15 seconds for it to load or get the show at sexpotcomedy.com or on iHeart, iTunes, Stitcher RATE, REVIEW, LOVE, SHARE, MOSH


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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Travel Day Best Of - Whiskey and The Surfer Best Of Episode


Double Shots of Madball and RATT, plus we get some Judas Priest, Maiden, 38 Special, Vio-lence, Motley Crue, Van Halen plus visits from my parents and a revelation about how this all came about. Its a Travel Day Wednesday, OKC Loony Bin Tonight through Saturday.


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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Carcass of Demoncracy - Whiskey and The Surfer MS170


Its Demons, UFOs, Shadow Governments and enough cultural distraction to ensure your happy enslavement into the powergrid that you've always been a part of and now apart from as we trade our fading breaths for the 1s and 0s of our coming digital life brough to you by Facebook! DJ Phantom rages with ONSLAUGHT, SEPULTURA, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, SLAYER, CARCASS, VAN HALEN AND MOTLEY CRUE, be the slippery drive in gear shift of your life as you rock rage into the Simulation. austinvrlab.com PromoCode #WHISKEY to save $10, follow the Amazon link at johntole.com/blog to support the show and you can hear the show on iTunes, iHeart, rate review, leave a comment.


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Monday, October 17, 2016

Assange's AOL Connection - Whiskey and The Surfer MS169


We are back from Vacation, thanks to Taco Del Gnar in Ridgway CO (No E, Bro) tons of E in the Elevations as we find a place America hadn't gotten to yet and DJ Phantom rewards us with MOTLEY CRUE, ANTHRAX, EUROPE, QUIET RIOT, DEF LEPPARD, BOSTON, DEICIDE, MALEVOLENT CREATION, DECAPITATION, DIRE STRAIGHTS, SLAYER, SUICIDAL and PANTERA, did we leave anyone out? Probably, we support TREY GOWDY for PRESIDENT and discuss UFO Conspiracy Murder, Mom's Helping Solve Crimes and the growing Culture of Distraction. AustinVRLab.com PROMOCODE #WHISKEY to save $10 johntole.com cartpathdiem.com presentationministries.com


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Friday, October 14, 2016

ROBOTS in DISGUISE - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS168


3 Movies that terrible brought to you by Fandango.com PromoCode #saveyyourmoney , we break down the Catholic Spring, Robots who Sweat, Demons and the course of their work, Machiavelli gives us the blue print as we swing from Republic back to Monarchy, providing a great metaphor to Faith, then of course clown conspiracies and we get jammers from BOB SEGER, BOSTON, STEVE MILLER, ASIA, EXODUS, SLAYER, THE SCORPIONS and DEF LEPPARD. johntole.com Use the AMAZON Link on the Blog to support the show and use PromoCode #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping at austinvrlab.com

 

 


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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Brothers in Blood - Whiskey and The Surfer MS167


Blood is all over Episode 167 and we eat a salad and gloss our balls about going to Yoga last night. We check out Too Much Fun at Deer Pile here in Denver and the show is a beast beginning to end with FEAR FACTORY, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, TANKARD, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, METALLICA, the rise in Exorcisms, sweet spoon technology and THE DEVIL HERSELF. Its Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog austinvrlab.com #seethefuture PromoCode WHISKEY


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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

HRC Anti Catholic Anti Weed - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS166


Back in the Mile High after surviving the Little Rock Comedy Condo with its insectal graveyards and sticky fingered nairdowells, we hop 2 planes, see a sexist shirt at an airport, bikers invade area 51, we get a weird recording, OBAMA Shows his Hard On to giggling and picture snapping reporters, Wikileaks shows the anti Catholic movement where they want a Catholic Spring and she is against Weed. Nuff said this Globalist Demon is here for destruction, that being said DJ Phantom rages with DESTRUCTION, SLAYER, PANTERA, EXCEL, SUICIDAL, GWAR, METALLICA and more its Wide Awake Wednesday, the fastest  half hour in Tinfoil.


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Monday, October 10, 2016

Arkansas Mumpire School - Whiskey and The Surfer MS165


Travel Day, Arkansas to Denver, escaping the Mumps outbreak, we discuss The Unification of The America's, the purposeful dumbing down of the common citizen, that being said I rage over some Karoake jams with Bryan Adams and yes I will always make a 69 joke, its a Tuesday Testament Triple Shot, we say goodbye to the Sox, To Big Papi, we jam out some Kreator, VH, Exodus and Asia, this lie is over, enjoy your reality, what else is there? johntole.com cartpathdiem.com austinvrlab.com #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping and use the Amazon link over on the blog. WORD

 


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Grab Her By The Leg Irons - Whiskey and The Surfer


If you can look as fake entertained as believable as Kevin Hart's audience member face you have figured out life, the matrix and go ahead, grab a dew, grab some dew, do the dew thats doing The Countdown to oblivion which are the War drums over Syria. That being said, the CIA has a computer that will be put them out of business, so they're in a super hurry to use it.  DJ Phantom rages with RKL, debuts from Slayer's Haunting the Chapel, where are you nerdarios at on some ONSLAUGHT, plus we get some Boston love, we dump a double shot of Death mid riff, drop a deuce on the Stray Cats and SACRED REICH provides us with Violent Solutions, it does seem like I'm just typing the next word that comes into my head, did you know Apes can read minds? We have the documents, the Lockuments, our College and Pro Slate when 7-5 as we continue to roll hard at cartpathdiem.com johntole.com its WHISKEY AND THE SURFER Episode 164 GRAB HER BY THE LEG IRONS. The GOAT, Tom Brady is back, so everyone can suck the balls of Pat's Nation.


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Friday, October 7, 2016

Exploited Clown Beatdown - Whiskey and The Surfer - 163


We only have 1 glitch in the LIVE Show, DJ Phantom wows us with Pennywise, Exploited, GBH, Sammy Hagar, Cinderella, White Lion, Testament and some Metal Church. I mean its the greatest show in the history of riffs we talk about bullying, clowns and movies we will never see.


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Thursday, October 6, 2016

Elon Musk - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS162


DJ Phantom rock rages with some Outfield, Men at Work, Journey and then rounds out the experience of the simulation with Terrorizer, Nails and of course we love some PANTERA and MAIDEN closes the show twice in a row. Are we taking Sanctuary from the law when these masked clowns take down airliners using Samsung 7 phones, I know for me I not only used mine the whole flight but charged it using a knock off Chinese chord like a dope LOUDNESS Riff. See what I did there? I should be ashamed but I am not. Are you having a great day? Did you know you were supposed to? You do realize its a choice, but anyways enjoy arguing digitally with people you don't care enough to interact with In REAL LIFE. GO TO THE GYM. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com

 

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Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Gene Simmons V King Diamond - Whiskey and The Surfer MS161


We break down the rise in clowns versus the rise of stories about hijabs, we talk about Assange headfaking the Internet Kill Switch and then beyond that is the rock raging algorithm that is DJ Phantom who shows up with a double shot of RAMALLAH, Nuclear Assault, Killers from Maiden, Gene Simmons tells his Mom to let him go from Hotter Than Hell, we jam a little Crue, LED ZEPPELIN IS STILL TERRIBLE, ACDC saves the day and we worship of the Altar of SLAYER and rage with a track from LIVE UNDEAD. Wanna save $10 on VR Goggles w free shipping Promocode WHISKEY at austinvrlab.com , johntole.com cartpathdiem.com


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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

David Ortiz - Whiskey and The Surfer MS160


DJ Phantom throws some Hatebreed, The Vandals, Double Shots of Metallica and Testament. We open with Eddie Money and close with Queensryche like nature intended. Its not Adam and Eve, its Riffs and Cliffs as we hike into the sweaty reality that is Little Rock. Life is a blessing, great to be busy. If you want to order the new goggles and save $10 with FREE SHIPPING use promo code WHISKEY at www.austinvrlab.com Today's show is about clowns, murderous middle schoolers and gross humans being gross in the simulation. Did I mention Sepultura, Anthrax and Boston? Well thats there too. Enjoy your life cause what else is there.


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Monday, October 3, 2016

Vin Scully - Whiskey and The Surfer - 159


We say Goodbye to Vin Scully, our picks go 6 and 3 on the weekend with 5-0 for college and 8-0 on the year. Cartpathdiem.com gets ya the show. Discounted VR Goggles at austinvrlab.com promo code WHISKEY all Caps to save $10, Free Shipping. We rage to Testament, Unearth, Hatebreed, SLAYER, we dump Throwdown, 38 Special and jam out to some Overkill, The Outfield and Modern English. We talk about the erosion of your freedom using the coopting of words in the face of logic and sweet ass riffs. Does Bill Clinton have a kid? Who cares. We have The LOCKUMENTS


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