Blake Newsome joins the show and is pranked by DJ Phantom, things get dicey inside of the WATS Studio as The Corporate Equal Play rules mean an undocumented YNGWIE MALMSTEIN shows up after JOE SATRIANI gets fired for boring us with SOLOS only to be SAVED BY THE SCORPIONS as we use The Germans to make friends with The Russians and did I mention VAN HALEN comes unchained as the Purple Stuff loses another Sunny D Montage and The 80s Nostalgia of The Cold War Resets in 2016 and No One under 55 gives a shit. GEORGE MICHAEL and CARRIE FISHER step through the Veil and only SKULLFIST, THE HOODS and The ALMIGHTY WARZONE can provide enough cushion for YNGWIE'S Guest Singer Program and we have to sit through an ELTON JOHN cover by a Russian Chick who can't sing her way out of a SHIPPING CONTAINER as the CLINTON FOUNDATION Sponsors the next AMERICAN SATANIC IDOL OF SACRIFICE and finally since NONE OF THIS IS REAL, BLACK TRAIN JACK shows up and covers STEVE MILLER, BROH you are moshing in the simulation from the year 2065 using clues from STAR WARS, SUPERNATURAL, THE ROCKY FRANCHISE and the movie DREAMSCAPE to figure out what these GLOBALIST LIBERAL NERDS are doing to make you choose to Bastardize your own Good Time through Bad Choices, brought to you by you, The Dummy reading this.
Thursday, December 29, 2016
Friday, December 23, 2016
Coming to ya live from our NORAD Norcal Bunker we rock rage in the Simulation with a Triple Shot of KISS as we explore SEX ROBOTS and Beating your Kids for the Holidays, The CHARGERS SECURITY goes 1 and 0 Against HUMANITY and those SLUTE CHEERLEADERS, speaking of CHEERLEADERS, OBAMA Saves us from Nuclear Winter but we skin George Hamilton anyways because we had a Permit to do so. We have detailed info on how the USA is going to leave NATO, how a Democracy's LEFT FREAKS OVER THE PRESIDENTS FREE SPEECH. Mexican Firework Debacles, Catholic Mystery Blood and did we mention THE BANGLES, THE RAMONES, THE SEPULTURA, THE DEVO, The ALMIGHTY KREATOR with a new track SATAN IS REAL, PAUL STANLEY'S SOLO ALBUM, ACE FREHLEY"s SO LOL ALBUM and THE SEX PISTOLS play the background to This Rudolf The Red Nose Steiner Truth Bomb that is The MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EDITION OF WHISKEY AND THE SURFER! NONE OF THIS IS REAL. WE LIVE IN A COMPUTER. SUCK IT
Monday, December 19, 2016
It is an absolutely gorgeous Monday in Denver according to our Weather Portal that allows us to see the Nuclear Winter from our Time Portal 27 levels below the Denver Airport, I know I can't believe they moved our FEMA Camp lower. BROH, DJ PHANTOM Shows up with The ALMIGHTY STIGMATA, Joe Satriani forces his way onto the show, THE VENTURES, KID, DYNAMITE, RADIO BIRDMAN, THE EAGLES and did I mention we get trapped in a tanning booth with OVERKILL and get so dark OLC Writes a song about us. Sex Robots put the Ho in Hologram as Russians are gunned down ArchDuke Ferdinand Style in Turkey. Weird how a poorly run country could arrrest and jail 80,000 dissidents in 1 day and Cannot stop a theater assassination and by that I mean the move LALALand on the senses of Americans who voted overwhelmingly to choose A&E's new KKK Doc over Hollywood's latest attempt to trick us into believeing theater is good. We start a Sacrificial Goat Registry and sell them off as Holiday Gifts and then Yngwie Malmstein shows up to ruin our Kwanza.
Friday, December 16, 2016
BROH, we are moshing along with the impending end of the First Amendment, The Electoral College, Snopes, Facebook as Fox News and Their Truth Weilding Team of Perfect Haired Models cross their hot gams and tell you the things you already believe. DJ Phantom throws a couple old Timey Jams including Patti something, The NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND leads into stories going into two directions. 1 Police dog feasts on a homeless guy while some PA weirdo feasts on Dog Dong in a video taped exploit only to be Narced out by her Sister in Law. Emails hacked and any bloating or weight gain is not Christmas' Fault, its The Russians. We are MOSHING with MOTLEY CRUE, EARTH CRISIS, ONE LIFE CREW, NO JUSTICE, The Almighty FLOORPUNCH, TERRORIZER, a Death Metal Band I already forgot the name of. A semi non spoiled ROGUE ONE Review and 3 MOVIES FROM FANDANGO.COM proving how much HOLLYWOOD hates you and wants all your money as the town figures out how to make Heart Warming Propaganda stories of love as The Right Wing invades the Liberal Writer's will her Period be covered under Trump's Obamacare in a special Episode of BLOSSOM. NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
The tree is up in Denver and we are celebrating the new Trump reality show, "Cold Justice". MOSH? Cmon, what are you new? Brand New BLOODCLOT, somehow Megadeth sneaks in, some weirdo pop song that annoyed me at a super high level, but then all of a sudden, DJ Phantom throws bombs with ELVIS HITLER, CROMAGS, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, Live AGNOSTIC FRONT and HUEY LEWIS defends his honor against the music director from Ghostbuster's 3. Did I mention none of this is real and disclosure is on the way? Runaway Parade Floats, faking your own death, Podesta Spirit Cooks on a Spirit Airlines flight and the result is a Cauldron of Snakes so evil, a Virgin Airlines Sacrifice will be made to cover up the FAKE NEWS Death of someone faking their own death, Live from Argentina its "Let's Not Let This Get To Cannibalism".
Friday, December 9, 2016
1 2 1 2 3 4 , We are off and running like a JOURNEY Cover song, shot out of a Cannon coming to you from the Oregon Coast where we are raging on Legal Weed, Anti Starbucks Sentiment and half my hotel are here for Dysentary related funerals. We discuss living in The Post Truth America as the Culture moves from Truth to Data and the implications of using Crowd Emotion Sourcing to Determine what is real for the majority. FACTS no longer MATTER as The Digital Algorithm Worms employed by Youtube and Hollywood make sure you are focused on the Satanic Hollywood Parade that is The Scientology Float where Tom Cruise jumps on a Giant Couch on Lease from Gallagher's Cousin.
DJ Phantom shows up and says we are doing FACE TO FACE, GUTTERMOUTH, MANIAC and JUDICIARY, a couple odd surprises, 1 weird song I forgot the name of PLUS! AU REVOIR SIMONE? Is that a band? Anyways plus and way more important, SEPULTURA, THE ALMIGHTY COLD AS LIFE, HARMS WAY, and THE HELLACOPTERS. Pentagrams invade a park as The Satanists demand Equal Christmas, Facebook and their left leaning antics are somehow coopted by The Ultra Right Wing in Germany as they demand Sanctions for Hate Speech as some Dutch Politician takes it in the pants because a Crowd wants less neredowells invading their Red Light District.
Thanks to The Sour Koolaid Show on Twitch, Motel 6 and apologies to The YMCA, The Indian from The Village People, Fonzi's Waterproof Leather and Vanna White's Cankle Issues.
See ya Monday! Medford Oregon Friday and Saturday, Back in the friendly confines of our home studio 17 levels below The Denver Airport, Whiskey and The Surfer return to COLORADO! U R MOSHN or you you're not because A. You Don't Thrash and B. See A.
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
It is Wednesday or that's what those purveyors of FAKE NEWS want you to believe. This is Trump's America every door opens when its attached to a World Leader. We talk about how to get into The Golden Elevator, we invade a Seminar on Whiteness and score with chicks who later have to sell their hair to eat. This is TRUMP's AMERICA, these Haircasters better get in line or they'll be slanging lies on a chinese knockoff of Vine. A guy gets left at the Altar and another alters his unit because his wife A. Hasn't smiled in 10 years and B. A is probably enough. She's not much to look like and their Third World House looks like they're banging on the Set of a CaddyShack related Set at a poorly planned Haunt. Probably a better riff for October. Some airline makes flying worse again, The FOO FIGHTERS are not on this show BUT we rage with HOODS, IRON MAIDEN, every show? why not? INTERNAL AFFAIRS, TAKE OFFENSE, CIRCLE JERKS, SUICIDAL, DI, a TRIPLE SHOT OF SOD, some old timey shit I forgot the name of, plus you know, THE ALMIGHTY AGNOSTIC FRONT and we continue to rage in THE TWILIGHT ZONE with GOLDEN EARING. I can't wait to see the video of TRUMP Mocking MCCAIN. Anyone see an issue with a move to change the 7 year General in Government Rule to a lesser time? Apologies to SNOW, the tram operator who got loud during The Jaws part of Universal, Black Licorice and all byproducts and remember None of This is Real.
Monday, December 5, 2016
When we started this show this year the goal was 200 episodes and here we are celebrating the release. Drunk Pets, learning new vocabulary, what is happening in Antarctica, we watch Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle live at The Comedy Store. We invade the local hot tub only to be stared at by these neredowell Apartment types and their ability to be nosy and cleanly at the same time. OH YOU WANT MUSIC. First of all DJ Phantom shows up with some LIVE IRON MAIDEN, first record ENTOMBED, new NAILS, somehow those 3 songs opened up a riff portal and MADONNA makes her show debut, beyond that we gain control of The Temple of Doom Ore Cart and drop JUDAS PRIEST, Prepare some dry panties when we say FISHBONE makes a debut, MADNESS has us concerned about the Future of Good Taste and we round out the effort with The Lords of Clevo, RINGWORM. its Episode 200, see ya Wednesday
Friday, December 2, 2016
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Amazon Employee tries to leap to their death only to land on a pile of discarded Allah Doormats after online protests had them removed from the site while the crosses and stars get to stick around. Donald Trump takes issue with Symbolic Speech, Blood Suckers turn a two person love orgy into a Crime Scene and the Police are bummed they can't shoot anyone. Australia leads the way with Human Microchipping, ease of access until Hackers and by that I mean dudes with Machetes cut your chip out and use your Hand like a garage door opener to your SOUL. Did I mention MOSH? The DWARVES cover THE RAMONES, MINISTRY makes it show debut, THE KNIFE AND OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN come through the Request Line, DJ Phantom counters with BOLT THROWER, MX MACHINE, SEPULTURA and ANTHRAX. Information on how to join our Alpha Mail Christmas Card Program, Fliip starts a business selling a Macebased Sex Lube to sell to FEMA Camps which causes chaos inside of the Corporate structure which is the NONE OF THIS REAL Simulation of http://www.Whiskeyandthesurfer.com found at http://www.sexpotcomedy.com
Monday, November 28, 2016
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
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Tuesday, November 22, 2016
DJ Phantom rock rages us with RKL, REDEMPTION 87, TERRORIZER, RINGWORM, TESTAMENT and some sweet ass riffs from JLJ, Wes Key, Fliip Riivers and The Almighty Y&T. Guy runs himself over in his car, Guy lights himself on fire in the name of Corporate Coffee, Guy stabs his Dad to avoid Circumcision and Astronauts see gnarly ass lights and shit, Alien Disclosure forthcoming as we move from the family unit into a Nativist Tribal Culture of Warring Factions so pray your Memes are Dank or the ... See More unregulated school bus you get sent off to your camp in will not have seatbelts with pickable locks. Is your core engaged? Have you deeply considered TCOFY. One more show this week, so get ready for Wed, loosen that belt, work on your chest and rage on with your bad self.
Monday, November 21, 2016
DJ Phantom loads us up with some PRIDE KILLS, TRAPPED UNDER ICE, MAIDEN, ACCEPT, NOTHING PERSONAL, COUNT ME OUT, THE GUNS and my own fat loser band gets added in, we talk about Sex Robots, Work Robots and the coming culling of the DNC, Fake News and I say liberal Neredowells so much, the dude who owns the trademark sends an army of Homeless Dudes to ride in HOME DEPOTS NEW ROBOT WORKERS to take away our rights. Odd show and I will also go live and do something else since I don't have the same production capacity when I am on the road, but we are raging nonetheless so lets Wind This Mother Up and Let Her Rip.
Friday, November 18, 2016
Choas Magic and the Memeing of The Evil Depths of people being funny on the internet. Where does it lead, Next on Donahue. This show is thrash tasted, metal mother approved and we've got MADBALL, MAIDEN, BACKTRACK, WISDOM IN CHAINS, then DJ Phantom knows a travel day is here and tosses in some J. Geils, Loverboy and some Acoustic KISS. ICE HOUSE TONIGHT, 10PM. Also new wage gaps are found, we see The Arrival or whatever that movie was I kept forgetting to talk about. Anyways, don't ... See More miss the forest for the trees and watch as the language changes around you like a demon infested Argentinian Summer Camp for World Leaders who love bonfires, burning effigies and their own private water supply and standing army.
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Why not take the time it takes to charge your phone just a mere 5% and chill and let your breath happen. Hey try it, be a goof and have fun, none of this is real at any level. Starbucks Video real or fake? Global Warming Real or Fake? College Outrage to get rid of the Electoral College, who wins when Politics changes the rules and drives traffic to its centralized end. Will the Populist Popularity Contest run on or will a young star named Art Acevedo step up to become beloved City by City along the Gulf Coast as he becomes the new Grand Chancellor of New South America, either way, comedy and citizen shootings run hand in hand through the 4th of July Picnic that is Austin's Celebration that the regime ended. We have a mysterious plane who flew over Denver yesterday and now its a Winter Paradise, more facts, guesses and the Prize Van Promo code will be available from Mondo Carnito with Traffic y Tiempo on the SIXES. DID WE MENTION, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, IRON MAIDEN, THE ALMIGHTY SKARHEAD by request along with SLEIGH BELLS and we would like to be apologize for THE GHETTO BOYS for not coming to mind during our HOUSTON related discussion. A dude dissolved in ACID at a National Park in JUNE and the story broke today on CNN as Clinton Aids practice their enemy disposal.
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Here we go again like a Whitesnake montage and we don't have enough insurance to keep denting these hoods. Speaking of today, HOODS, new jams from POWER TRIP, The Replacements, REACH THE SKY, SOD, AFI, THE NSA, THE CIA, THE FBI are all moshing in their cubicles with their spying jobs being extended indefinitely like a Detention, I don't feel tardy, We mosh on with ANTHRAX and talk about Steve Bannon, Breitbart, the Native American Protests, Pipeline Issues, what the end game is and how to get hella more hot tub time inside of the Simulation. SETTINGS:SHARK:SPACE:FUCKSWITH:HELLA:11
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Bro we are raging with MOTLEY CRUE, CROWN OF THORNZ, MUNICIPAL WASTE, REM gets snuck in on us, like a hard charging CIA bag man just making a name for himself in the new regime. Corruption, intrigue, plus Mondo and Carnito with the Weather and Traffic on the SIXES, we rage out with some KEEL and of course the Almighty RAW DEAL. Will virtual reality change our eyes in the same way emoji has connected to the zenith of cultural emotion. Sweden installs a mansplaining line and the story does a great job as instilling Islamic Fear through Europe and everyone else dumb enough to click on that shiny jewel of Propaganda. Check out the book Propaganda, written in 1928, talks about Mind Control, advertising and how Radio might react. Telling. Went to kickboxing last night, I feel good, this is the year my stomach moves to Canada instead of Mexico. USA. I would like to apologize to the singer of Grim Reaper for comparing my body to Vince Neil's and also none of this is real. Welcome to the Simulation.
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Robots and why they are coming to get us unless we grant them the same access to bathrooms as everyone else and their cooling systems are heating up for battle. Protesters against Trump realize had they protested the DNC for Bernie like that, they would've been getting it wet inside whatever Candle Store they read their poetry at. We teach Boneheads how to count, Paul Stanley gives us the meaning of life, couple EXPLOITED jams to celebrate the return of Presidential hating circle mosh and brick throwing dissent but these nerds throw like nerds who have never thrown IRL, so now I can't say anything about Rotator Cuffs because they can't shoulder the responsibility to not be offended by sounds. Go listen to Dokken today in celebration that this planet may just be the Cockrock Cockroach in this corner of the simulation. Plus listener complaints and Mondo and Carnito with the Traffic and Weather.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Well here we are, the finale, will it go into OT, what if the job is the running part and the President part is just playing hoops with CEOs. We here at Whiskey and The Surfer do not believe in the voting due to what is insurmountable evidence that at every level the 1s and 0s are ran by the same guy, Gosh Darn it keep posting lyrics, Enjoy this day we seem to all be paying closer attention to than most......watch the skys and enjoy the silence while you still can was not a greeting card Hallmark would buy could you believe not wanting to service the romantic side of this fine nations preppers, Promocode None of this real. Take it to the gym and do cardio with it.
Monday, November 7, 2016
We sit back and cherish one last day with the idea of either candidate or a catastrophe of Biblical or EMP proportions, Perhaps something to pin more blame as we prop up the Russians as our next undeclared enemy, Nothing to See Here, Keep the Mimosa's flowing Momma's Got an air quote historic inauguration speech one of these eggheads wrote and I gotta make it doesnt offend any donors or enemies. Wikileaks proves to just be another media outlet as the only business that has any growith in what is about to be a powderkeg is opinion and this whole thing is Rigged, PC, SJW, Activist Nerd culture who have never cracked a single Public Enemy record, anyways for our last day of FREEDOM, QUEENSRYCHE OF COURSE, Tom Petty, Gang Green, Insted and a couple surprises, I review my neighborhood based on how many race cars with infowars stickers it has and that being said, enjoy your Monday while its your elect which gave you such priveledge. Cue the Maiden.
Friday, November 4, 2016
Chaos related bloodletting in the name of political good taste are we seeing the rise in Occult stories along with the 8 Goddesses scandal in South Korea or is some evil cabal really not fast enough to stay ahead of the internet they created... Maybe the AI models they have been running show their own AI will be undone because the truthful nature of mathematics and computing would give rise to the most efficient algorithms and that's the Math the HillDog uses when she's slamming Mimosa's at a 7am briefing. Hell Bent for Leather we talk about BDSM and leading to altered states and deeper levels of creativity and that's only if your budget matches your ability to come up with weird shiz. Today's live show can be found at https://www.spreaker.com/user/9351333 and at http://www.sexpotcomedy.com http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com http://www.johntole.com/blog use the AMAZON Links to help grow this daily digital romp through maniac Mint Shit. Today's Show RINGWORM, SLAYER, HATEBREED, UNIFORM CHOICE, MINOR THREAT, QUEENSRYCHE and an homage to a HERO of the show. Take Your Prayers and Say Your Vitamins.
Thursday, November 3, 2016
Bonus Content for the Live Listeners, https://www.spreaker.com/show/2019344 the podcast can be found at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and sexpotcomedy.com Today's Show we played homage to the Cubs with Chicago with the Expressed Written Dissent of Libertarians we raged on with Sick of it All, The Almighty Agnostic Front, 2 incarnations of King Diamond and Take Offense, Maiden and Night Ranger round out the roster. Sex Robots, scandals, anarchy of the spirit as a singular journey as the God of Culture is forced upon your every view, but you control the Horizon of your perceptions so head on down to O'Reillys and get one of those motor mounts because these Robots are NOT LIGHT. Experience these extraordinary times in the most extraordinary way you can for tomorrow is promised to no one. Sex Robot Divorce and FIFA level illuminati conspire to inspire a whole generation of future imprisoned American Soccer Fans who wear jerseys that say BIMBO. and Circus. and on towards the Sea we Go.
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Here we go again with another installment of WIDE AWAKE WEDNESDAY where we refuse to play any STRAIGHT EDGE bands today DJ Phantom WOWS us with a TRIPLE SHOT of D.I., we jam out to GBH, we are Welcomed to New Jersey by the XCOPS and The Maggots and Tears fall like rain as we tackle programs to limit FREE Speech at the University and YOUTUBE LEVEL. Willl there be a moonbase and will the Illuminati run it? OF COURSE YOU IDIOTS BUT IF YOU WANNA GET IT WET AT THE GLOBALIST MOON LEVEL you better find a group of Neredowells to Study with and work on your Demonic Skills. We talk about the BIOSPHERE and ACID REIGN but thats only because we are raging with NUCLEAR ASSAULT and ANTHRAX tells us its time for our Meds. T minus less than a week til we are collectively sick of the sickness that is the incurable ills that are plaguing this nation. Do we need to drain the swamp? Only LIZARD PEOPLE WOULD SELL YOU THAT NARRATIVE. Why aren't we studying the CEPHALOPODS as the incarnation of how we evolve as a species or has that been the Moon Base Alien plan this WHOLE TIME. Come find us online at sexpotcomedy.com whiskeyandthesufer.com cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog and use the link for the AMAZON it helps the show and proceeds go to keeping This MILLIENIUM RIFF FALCON its in Finest Blast Shields.
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
The Ronald McDonald of Psyops and we are absolutely jamming with EDDIE MONEY, SIMPLY RED, JUDAS PRIEST, RUSH, a Debut from The Almighty JUDGE. Mosh in your cubicle's and prepare for a Nuclear Winter full of Car Magnets and Silent Moments. Pretty damn Metal, so metal we jam Ravencult's latest thrashterpiece, new album drops 11/11/16 on METAL BLADE. How's your cardio? There is something in the wind and it might just be a Yoga Mat that smells like a decaying demon but enough about CNN, do you ever wonder if maybe editing these might be a good idea? Have a question, email@example.com check us out at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the show can also be found at sexpotcomedy.com and highlights all day on SexPot Radio, Johntole.com is in steel beam driven free fall and will soon be replaced probably by an antique view master I will pass around telepathically. Dial 1800MIXXALOT Do you own a landline ? Could imagine if you had to order which utilities would turn back on in which order they would go based on simplicity. . . . Anyway's totally raged with Bon Jovi today, we're halfway there everybody, Protect Your Neck. Nov 8th will be Christmas for Political Atheists. What am I doing, copy and pasting my lyric sheets again? \m/ Jesus I trust in You.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
We get it wet with the National Enquirer's deke into sullying the allegations against the DNC, HRC as they seek to find a way to chip at the foundation of Anonymous and Wikileaks and Assange's Credibility. PLUS DJ Phantom says, here is some POWERTRIP, BILLY IDOL, TALKING HEADS, NIGHT RANGER, EDDIE MONEY, THE ALMIGHTY RINGWORM with THE PROMISE debuts on WATS for the first time and then we bust out some ELO and figure out reality, the long con, the short con as we rage into the Simulation and let the majority of Americans know the only thing that matters, THEY DONT THRASH. whiskeyandthesurfer.com sexpotcomedy.com johntole.com/blog check out the Amazon Link and Support The Show! Loony Bin Wichita this week with Trenton Davis, Thurs through Sat and back in the Mile High as we take over our new studio!
Monday, October 24, 2016
Its a triple Metallica Monday as we come back off the road from OKC, we talk about the worsening of Americans in a public setting, working on the Sabbath, The Relics of Saint Anthony, Keeping God on every Horizon despite the crumbling architecture of the Institutions who will enslave rather than fall. We talk about the launch of whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the fall of johntole.com, what will befall this administration that is battling to dumb down and out maneuver the rise of AI, The Machines and when everything comes home to roost where will you find your Soul inside of this Simulation. Its Episode 173, we go to Wichita, KS this week to CoHeadline with Trenton Davis. Where is Assange? Has this been a full on Deke from the beginning to set up the Top Shelf Game Winner for the Shadow Presidency of George Soros, sure everything is a goof, a joke, but at what point in the future of this country's Decline will such talk be labeled "treason". The blue helmets of reality are already here. GET READY plus DJ Phantom throws us FOREIGNER, ACDC, RATT, DEF LEPPARD, We Dump Mastodon and Rage with EXODUS!
Friday, October 21, 2016
First of all you get Trump just throwing Digital Haymakers the night before the United States Government Orchestrated a False Flag Internet Outage to get the populace murmuring about the Russian Threat as the Cold War gets Colder and the Citizenry finds itself just shaking its head and switching to another website when they one they shut down isnt working. That being said Hi JOHN TOLE FOR 2 BRAND NEW PLACES THE SHOW LIVES!!! Sexpotcomedy.com Come on down and find the Top Denver Shows, Info, Podcast and the ALL NEW AND CODED whiskeyandthesurfer.com the show is also found at Cartpathdiem.com and if you want to wait 35 seconds for a page to load head on over to JohnTole.com anyways DJ Phantom wows us with a Triple Shot of Agnostic Front, plus WARZONE, MADBALL, DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, JUDAS PRIEST, we dump RATT and go round and round with Sex Robots, Dissolving bodies in Acid, the rise of the demon infested Media and Political Class and their blood sport of relevance as the populace thumbs down their very freedoms inside of the Roman Coliseum of Ideas as we centralize power away from the individiual and we pick our FEMA Camp based on Shirts and SKINS, Speaking of how about some WARZONE, some weird metal band I already forgot about, Dragon something and we all LOVE some GOOD METALLICA and BIOHAZARD because when you're dropping digital joke haymakers in HRC, YOU BEST WAAAAAATCH YOUR BACK. PMURTNIKCUFECIN
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Double Shots of Madball and RATT, plus we get some Judas Priest, Maiden, 38 Special, Vio-lence, Motley Crue, Van Halen plus visits from my parents and a revelation about how this all came about. Its a Travel Day Wednesday, OKC Loony Bin Tonight through Saturday.
Monday, October 17, 2016
We are back from Vacation, thanks to Taco Del Gnar in Ridgway CO (No E, Bro) tons of E in the Elevations as we find a place America hadn't gotten to yet and DJ Phantom rewards us with MOTLEY CRUE, ANTHRAX, EUROPE, QUIET RIOT, DEF LEPPARD, BOSTON, DEICIDE, MALEVOLENT CREATION, DECAPITATION, DIRE STRAIGHTS, SLAYER, SUICIDAL and PANTERA, did we leave anyone out? Probably, we support TREY GOWDY for PRESIDENT and discuss UFO Conspiracy Murder, Mom's Helping Solve Crimes and the growing Culture of Distraction. AustinVRLab.com PROMOCODE #WHISKEY to save $10 johntole.com cartpathdiem.com presentationministries.com
Friday, October 14, 2016
3 Movies that terrible brought to you by Fandango.com PromoCode #saveyyourmoney , we break down the Catholic Spring, Robots who Sweat, Demons and the course of their work, Machiavelli gives us the blue print as we swing from Republic back to Monarchy, providing a great metaphor to Faith, then of course clown conspiracies and we get jammers from BOB SEGER, BOSTON, STEVE MILLER, ASIA, EXODUS, SLAYER, THE SCORPIONS and DEF LEPPARD. johntole.com Use the AMAZON Link on the Blog to support the show and use PromoCode #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping at austinvrlab.com
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Blood is all over Episode 167 and we eat a salad and gloss our balls about going to Yoga last night. We check out Too Much Fun at Deer Pile here in Denver and the show is a beast beginning to end with FEAR FACTORY, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, TANKARD, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, METALLICA, the rise in Exorcisms, sweet spoon technology and THE DEVIL HERSELF. Its Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog austinvrlab.com #seethefuture PromoCode WHISKEY
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Back in the Mile High after surviving the Little Rock Comedy Condo with its insectal graveyards and sticky fingered nairdowells, we hop 2 planes, see a sexist shirt at an airport, bikers invade area 51, we get a weird recording, OBAMA Shows his Hard On to giggling and picture snapping reporters, Wikileaks shows the anti Catholic movement where they want a Catholic Spring and she is against Weed. Nuff said this Globalist Demon is here for destruction, that being said DJ Phantom rages with DESTRUCTION, SLAYER, PANTERA, EXCEL, SUICIDAL, GWAR, METALLICA and more its Wide Awake Wednesday, the fastest half hour in Tinfoil.
Monday, October 10, 2016
Travel Day, Arkansas to Denver, escaping the Mumps outbreak, we discuss The Unification of The America's, the purposeful dumbing down of the common citizen, that being said I rage over some Karoake jams with Bryan Adams and yes I will always make a 69 joke, its a Tuesday Testament Triple Shot, we say goodbye to the Sox, To Big Papi, we jam out some Kreator, VH, Exodus and Asia, this lie is over, enjoy your reality, what else is there? johntole.com cartpathdiem.com austinvrlab.com #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping and use the Amazon link over on the blog. WORD
If you can look as fake entertained as believable as Kevin Hart's audience member face you have figured out life, the matrix and go ahead, grab a dew, grab some dew, do the dew thats doing The Countdown to oblivion which are the War drums over Syria. That being said, the CIA has a computer that will be put them out of business, so they're in a super hurry to use it. DJ Phantom rages with RKL, debuts from Slayer's Haunting the Chapel, where are you nerdarios at on some ONSLAUGHT, plus we get some Boston love, we dump a double shot of Death mid riff, drop a deuce on the Stray Cats and SACRED REICH provides us with Violent Solutions, it does seem like I'm just typing the next word that comes into my head, did you know Apes can read minds? We have the documents, the Lockuments, our College and Pro Slate when 7-5 as we continue to roll hard at cartpathdiem.com johntole.com its WHISKEY AND THE SURFER Episode 164 GRAB HER BY THE LEG IRONS. The GOAT, Tom Brady is back, so everyone can suck the balls of Pat's Nation.
Friday, October 7, 2016
We only have 1 glitch in the LIVE Show, DJ Phantom wows us with Pennywise, Exploited, GBH, Sammy Hagar, Cinderella, White Lion, Testament and some Metal Church. I mean its the greatest show in the history of riffs we talk about bullying, clowns and movies we will never see.
Thursday, October 6, 2016
DJ Phantom rock rages with some Outfield, Men at Work, Journey and then rounds out the experience of the simulation with Terrorizer, Nails and of course we love some PANTERA and MAIDEN closes the show twice in a row. Are we taking Sanctuary from the law when these masked clowns take down airliners using Samsung 7 phones, I know for me I not only used mine the whole flight but charged it using a knock off Chinese chord like a dope LOUDNESS Riff. See what I did there? I should be ashamed but I am not. Are you having a great day? Did you know you were supposed to? You do realize its a choice, but anyways enjoy arguing digitally with people you don't care enough to interact with In REAL LIFE. GO TO THE GYM. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
We break down the rise in clowns versus the rise of stories about hijabs, we talk about Assange headfaking the Internet Kill Switch and then beyond that is the rock raging algorithm that is DJ Phantom who shows up with a double shot of RAMALLAH, Nuclear Assault, Killers from Maiden, Gene Simmons tells his Mom to let him go from Hotter Than Hell, we jam a little Crue, LED ZEPPELIN IS STILL TERRIBLE, ACDC saves the day and we worship of the Altar of SLAYER and rage with a track from LIVE UNDEAD. Wanna save $10 on VR Goggles w free shipping Promocode WHISKEY at austinvrlab.com , johntole.com cartpathdiem.com
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
DJ Phantom throws some Hatebreed, The Vandals, Double Shots of Metallica and Testament. We open with Eddie Money and close with Queensryche like nature intended. Its not Adam and Eve, its Riffs and Cliffs as we hike into the sweaty reality that is Little Rock. Life is a blessing, great to be busy. If you want to order the new goggles and save $10 with FREE SHIPPING use promo code WHISKEY at www.austinvrlab.com Today's show is about clowns, murderous middle schoolers and gross humans being gross in the simulation. Did I mention Sepultura, Anthrax and Boston? Well thats there too. Enjoy your life cause what else is there.
Monday, October 3, 2016
We say Goodbye to Vin Scully, our picks go 6 and 3 on the weekend with 5-0 for college and 8-0 on the year. Cartpathdiem.com gets ya the show. Discounted VR Goggles at austinvrlab.com promo code WHISKEY all Caps to save $10, Free Shipping. We rage to Testament, Unearth, Hatebreed, SLAYER, we dump Throwdown, 38 Special and jam out to some Overkill, The Outfield and Modern English. We talk about the erosion of your freedom using the coopting of words in the face of logic and sweet ass riffs. Does Bill Clinton have a kid? Who cares. We have The LOCKUMENTS
Friday, September 30, 2016
We go live with almost all the bells and whistles, live Golf Audio nestles itself nicely inbetween movie's we are NEVER GOING TO SEE. Including Jack Reacfher 2 Electric Scientologaloo, MasterMinds and some movie about chess? Are we really that out of great stories? Cmon people. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com Live from Denver 17 floors below the Denver Airport its Whiskey and The Surfer.
Thursday, September 29, 2016
DJ Phantom throws some hard metal, we talk about the revisionism that will erode the truth of life and the globalist agenda to outlaw even the idea of belief. That being said, eat something healthy, go for a walk and be creative, you're going to be dead one day.
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
DJ Phantom switches teams again and recovers from a bad connection to bring us Malevolent Creation, Suicidal, Sepultura, Modern English, we bounce The Thompson Twins and jam The Cars and Raven. We get into Black Moons, LSD to change the brain, dudes who swear off women because their inner ugliness has matched their outer appearance, Boner Coffee and The Coming ISIS driven Halloween Clownpocalypse.
Monday, September 26, 2016
DJ Phantom throws an all 80's dance party and then tosses in some Vio-lence and Vader. The Non Metal Fans will love it for sure. We mourn Arnold Palmer and Jose Fernandez, we figure out the World incrementally increasing in crud and turn the lesson around and apply the same lessons to putting the move on the ball of life and engaging in purpose today. PMA cranked to 11. What else is there? The Debates are terrible and why Donald is gonna win. ST throws the ragers Suicidal Maniac and life is amazing.
Thursday, September 22, 2016
DJ Phantom throws rock heaters of Night Ranger, Motley Crue and Judas Priest and MORE IMPORTANTLY! JLJ's Mom, Sheila Tole rages in the Simulation, we learn about bad Halloween's how my Brother's Musical Tastes were controlled with a circuit breaker and we talk the Parable of the Sewer. On top of that, Metallica and Pantera rock rage with us in the 1s and 0s of the digital Simulation, the show has an argument over voting.
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Three AM Raging in the Sim, jamming out to Jasta, Rush, 38 Special, Domination by Pantera, Metallica, we continue to hate Led Zeppelin, we jam out to Massacre, talk Satanic Temples and anxiety causes cancer and how to save yourself. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com
Friday, September 16, 2016
DJ Phantom loses her connectivity and then resets with Testament, Pantera and completes a double shot of Cro-Mags, we talk about teaching via parable in the simulation, being a full lvinig sacrifice, getting of the way and smiling and dialing into some Slayer, old school Suicidal, Twisted Sister's We Not Gonna See It Movie Review Segment and we have the documents showing German Nazis beating the undocumented and the cops coin flipping their job description inside of the Holographic System we call Now. Time is Running Out
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
We talk Punch Comedy, Genuine Joes, a golf free episode we get into Rush, Death, Sepultura, Metallica and Vio-lence. A chick loses her mind at a Wendy's and I almost kill a guy at a Starbucks. We forget to talk about wrestling again and we have 2 shows this week.
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
DJ Phantom rages in the golf cart of life as the boys take the show on the road, we get audio from Holes 1 and 2 from Hancock on a gorgeous monday AM, we then hit the studio, fill in some gaps, HEY NOW, we hear from Styx, a Maiden Cover, we think its Dio but its Ripper Owens, plus Ratt, we hate the Misfits not once but twice and DJ Phantom throws JLJ some Queensryche as a reward for parring number 1 even though Hole was a disaster. What kind of AHole plays golf on the radio?
Monday, September 12, 2016
Stephen Pearcy threatens to put us on a shelf so DJ Phantom turns it all around with debuts from Demolition Hammer, JLJ Dumps April Wine to go along with all wine except for the blood of Jesus, even though he missed church to post this blog and edit this show because Whiskey and The Surfer is joining The Rust Belt Hammer Podcast to rage down to San Antonio for tonights card with Booker T, Matt Cross, Kurt Angle and more. In this show we talk about a potential currency reset on Sept 30, we meet a fellow tin foil hat dude who sends us down a rabbit hole as we figure out the rabbit hole inside of the KLBJ Prize van we live in. Sweet jams from The Crue, ACDC, Journey, Death and Van Halen.
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Friday, September 9, 2016
Thursday, September 8, 2016
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
The cell reception is so terrible at the condo I'm staying at that I had to podcast from the garage, like some kind of obese Marc Maron. We talk what we always talk, Running with the Flock of Seagulls, Running with the Devil, Metallica, Styx, Parasite from KISS, Dokken makes an appearance along with Europe, Accept, we dump the Misfits, some acoustic thing I have no idea about, The Ramones and Minor Threat. DJ Phantom was mixing up her pictures and throwing off speed stuff. The at bat of life never ends until it does so you might as well keep hitting bombs. We talk mostly about criminal mischief and we break down the beattitudes. We are at King Bee Wednesday Night with Chris Cubas and Chris Fairbanks, at the Spiderhouse Ballroom 9/9, 10pm Free Show for Peep Show with Zac Brooks and Lisa Friedrich who went on The Show Before The Show 48 with me and BDoe today at KLBJ, we also met Jack Ingram and we are submitted Pitboss 2000 songs to the TXSongwritersu.org showcase where my sweet ass jams will get judged by people who can actually play. Not that I can't but c'mon really, I wrote a riff last year just based on an account number for an infected Poison Ivy ER Visit that I forgot to pay again. Prayer is the powerwasher for the sin grime on your hull. Do the work and watch the game change. "Swung on and a drive, its high, its hard, its handsome, its history." - Amarillo TV Announcer Summer 93. johntole.com rustbelthammer.com cartpathdiem.com
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
Whiskey and The Surfer are back after a 20 hour road trip to celebrate the official Pitboss 2000 Danny and Sarah Zink wedding. We talk about bombing at a wedding, trying to follow a hot chick with a Ukelele (no idea how that's spelled). DJ Phantom gets that time of the month prissiness with some passive aggressive Cars Action but first starts off the show with Kreator, Exodus, Forbidden, Cro-Mags, a very special cartpathdiem.com welcome to Venom. We close on Maiden and Judas Priest after we downvote the end of the show. There is no only now, do tomorrows work today. What else is there? Seriously, and enjoy all of this. War is coming to the home front. Start working out like you're going to need it. Other than that, we celebrate being single, talk about marriage, love, healing on the Sabbath and UT beats the golden domers in Double OT. Mushroom talk, Indie Wrestling and a new blog at both johntole.com and rustbelthammer.com
Friday, September 2, 2016
To borrow my bearded Cosmic Brother BDoe's War Rally Cry for his Rowdy Rockers, we too will share in the joy that is Fridaylujah! DJ Phantom sits down and fires up a literal bevvy, a cornucopia, an ultimate nature's balance of mosh riffs including Overkill, Testament, Metallica, Slayer and Eddie Money. We apologize to Eddie Murphy, we wonder about media manipulation in regards to Swedish heckling, we finally get an outfit for the XLAX Zink Pitboss 2000 wedding like we said we were gonna. Do I look like an Extra from Scream 3? Well then who among us will be the first to judge. We talk about wine skins, Judge Judy, North Korean Backpack Nukes, illegal socks and we save you 270 minutes of your life force and atleast $45 by explaining why you should not see the 3 movies I already forgot about even though I was just explaining my cohesive and well thought out arguments about why these movies suck and some of it has to do with Juggalos. My mom sings Van Halen, I buy a Yamaha guitar in 1990 and we find out who is evil.
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Another hardcore heavy episode, TWO FOR THURSDAY with Agnostic Front, Discipline, Hatebreed, Sick of It All and Death Before Dishonor. Debuts from Warzone, Exploited and live mosh from CBGBs. We take an in depth look at the illusion of traffic and when its time to fish the other side of the boat. Still no idea what I am officiating this wedding in outfit wise, I am confident the wheels of the Universe are working to provide as per the usual. Be the Mike Reno Headband of your life, pull it tight and rage to some Kill Your Idols, Madball, ACDC and Suicidal. Today was a prepsheetless event which is becoming more and more the norm, I only gave my self douche chills twice this episode so hey things are looking up. Eyeroll, seriously though, Amish ghosts? A whole channel dedicated to ghosts and murder? CNN, Zing, johntole.com
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
It is 2 in the MFN AM which means the simulation has me set for late night riffs. Whiskey and Surfer are crushing it today we talk para- athletes, Obama's third term, his future replacement. JLJ sits down and adds spice to DJ Phantom who responds with debuts from Dag Nasty, Iron Reagan, Municipal Waste, Cruel Hand, Trapped Under Ice and then JLJ brags about how good the algorithm is killing it and DJ Phantom turns heel and gets stiff with some Night Ranger, Reo Speedwagon and yet another Rocky Training Montage. Either way we gotta catch this chicken cause I gotta get him back to the guy I rented it from, now get to work we have headbanded sprints to run and embrace under the Santa Monica Pier. We talk tattoo make over shows, being the Greg Gumble of the family, the power of real sports, falling asleep during a series finale and having to get bailed out ideawise by the old man. Jesus crushes demons, Ray Caruth's kid is inspiring and we just ask that you lead every situation on the edges of the digital reality we call the 1s and 0s of NOW. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com do4256.com
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Tuesday Raging in the Simulation. We drive from Houston to Columbus, get a last minute show in Cinci, interact with Candlebox and an IRA Nurse, we talk about the power of being a great host but not at the beheading gift level. We get into Iron Maiden's, Sword Day at the Ballpark, Wes is officially single, JLJ screws up an Eddie Money talk up and DJ Phantom throws a complete game shut out with some 2 for Tuezday Motley Crue, Metallica, Twisted Sister and Asia. We figure out a priestly costume beyond the 90210 level, we are shot out of a cannon, 43 days into a miracle and being far beyond driven. Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud
Monday, August 29, 2016
Whiskey and The Surfer hit the road with a quick drive from Austin to Houston to roll with JLJ to the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, they get lost and eat snacks at a Buccees. They witness bad/good parenting, a hardcore meltdown and then the boys roll over to NASA for the Purple badge tour of reality. They sit in a Mars Ascent Vehicle, see OG Mission Control, talk about why NASA is so positive, do sweet shows in Houston and prepare for the drive of all drives from Houston to Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding. They talk about a life of art and all things digital reality.
This episode also has a lot of fight content and digital weirdness.
Friday, August 26, 2016
DJ Phantom shows up with Testament, some 80's oddities, we live through a montage preparing for a yacht race, we hit up Spiderhouse for Waterbed, jam out to Hatebreed, AF, Kill Your Idols, SOIA, The Cars, Van Halen, we play the drums, talk illegal robots, announce the new name of the show and the wheels come off when the voice breaks. Overkill prepares the way for a Patrick Swayze showdown. Friday and Saturday we are at the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, Sunday through Saturday I am Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding festivities, 9/9 its Peep Show at Spiderhouse in Austin, Bay Area 9/21, Denver 9/25-10/2, Little Rock, OKC, Wichita and more as we invade the simulation with an overload of Jesus and sweet ass riffs. I forgot to mention that the new movie "Don't Breath" looks terrible, 0 out of 0 1's given in the simulation of attention.
Thursday, August 25, 2016
We go Sailing with Christopher Cross, hate the Beatles, drive way too far, talk about nudes getting out and going viral. Be the long drive of your life. Emotional Feedback on a timeless wavelength. All this machinery making modern podcasts can still be open hearted. Pray the Rosary. Thanks to The Cin El Rey Theater and McAllen for a super fun light show. Awesome stage, it was fun to not use it. Canadian Mexicans for the win. Don't take nudes if you don't want them seen. Cyber Security will be the currency that drives the also rans from this level of reality and finally forces them into the matrix pods of the future. I may be making this all up. But why? To echo with the sound of salesmen.
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Jerking off at the DMV, getting murdered after a bowling date, robot assassins, we talk Forbidden, Vader, Boston, Motley Crue, Cro-Mags, Maiden, Kix, Wrathchild America, Sacred Reich and Vio-lence. Be the Be the of the Be The. Are you thin enough to fit through the narrow gate of Heaven? Would Jesus know you before you said a word just based on your hearts pulse and the energy of your Faith? We go to Austin VR Lab and wreck cars, get the flop sweats, talk about bombing on dates and we get someone else's mountain bike fixed after a wreck. Pray for me as I drive down to McAllen TX on Wednesday for my show at The Cine El Rey Theater.
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Brawl at a Walmart, are women programmed to cheat to survive and 15 nerds go into a volcano and make something unlistenable meanwhile we are raging top rope action with DISCIPLINE, J. Geils Band, Gorilla Biscuits, Slumlords, Night Ranger, Blondie, The Cars, Duran Duran and Van Halen. Its Episode 131 we apologize the show didnt hit iTunes til late, solve that problem by book marking cartpathdiem.com or johntole.com/blog or google Pitboss 2000, Pray The Rosary, Faith is a gift.
Friday, August 19, 2016
Cart Path Diem celebrates the life of my friend Montgomery Wayne, we celebrate Austin, rage to ACDC, Night Ranger, We start a coffee tent and a vegan cleaning business, DJ Phantom closes strong with Iron Maiden after JLJ calls an audible to satisfy The Surfer who claims he was kidnapped as a Manchurian Candidate bringing thrash riffs into the world while Wes Key gives away Manja to all the fans 18 and over at Bobble head down at the stadium as the Sox walk in the losing run to drop a game and a half back inside of the MLB simulation.
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Cart Path Diem celebrating episode 128 inside of the holographic simulation. Todays show has Kreator, Death Angel, Motorhead, Testament, Slayer and there is a Parasite on the KISS Kruise. Wes Key talks Twisted Sister turning 2 and Flip Rivers rages over Cinderella. We have appearances from RV Monkey and I use my Monkey skills inside of VR as we take on Hover Junkers for the HTC Vive over at Austin VR Labs. We talk the parable of the wedding feast, Van Halen, we give thanks, talk Deepak Chopra, Oprah, Chuck Willory and solid SNL knowledge. YES.
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
DJ Phantom brings us ACDC, Def Leppard, Simple Minds, The Outfield, PC Deathsquad and we talk rain, wrestling, live audio from WWE Smackdown from the Frank Irwin Center. We impersonate a WWE Employee, then a cop, then a sign judge and end the day drinking cold brew coffee at Austin VR Labs and having our collective minds and hearts blown wide open by The HTC Vive System. Hover Junkers is beyond ridiculous, anyone who wants to check it out, I can get you a discounted rate.
Monday, August 15, 2016
DJ Phantom crushes with Anthrax, Iced Earth, Judas Priest, Agnostic Front, KYI, DB4D, Inspire Wrestling, Cleveland hardcore, podcasts, ignorance, thrash riffs, circle pits, Austin, Texas, freedom fighters, Patriots, Simulation, Virtual Reality. What is it like when we wait in line, we talk about interviewing a wrestling Champion, scumbag rental cars, the episode just goes and goes, its hard to stop the train when its rolling.
choo choo you chooch.
Friday, August 12, 2016
DJ Phantom shows up and rages with some Born Guilty, Cinderella, Motley Crue, Scorpions. Deuce from KISS, Boston, ACDC, and Led Zeppelin. We talk about doing the Show Before The Show Podcast with my brother BDoe, find it up at KLBJFM.com search for B-Doe or BDOE, its one of those. Anyways we talk Sex Robots, the simulation, everyone shows up on this broadcast and we talk about divorce.
Mt 19:3-12Some Pharisees approached Jesus, and tested him, saying,
“Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any cause whatever?”
He said in reply, “Have you not read that from the beginning
the Creator made them male and female and said,
For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother
and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh?
So they are no longer two, but one flesh.
Therefore, what God has joined together, man must not separate.”
They said to him, “Then why did Moses command
that the man give the woman a bill of divorce and dismiss her?”
He said to them, “Because of the hardness of your hearts
Moses allowed you to divorce your wives,
but from the beginning it was not so.
I say to you, whoever divorces his wife
(unless the marriage is unlawful)
and marries another commits adultery.”
His disciples said to him,
“If that is the case of a man with his wife,
it is better not to marry.”
He answered, “Not all can accept this word,
but only those to whom that is granted.
Some are incapable of marriage because they were born so;
some, because they were made so by others;
some, because they have renounced marriage
for the sake of the Kingdom of heaven.
Whoever can accept this ought to accept it.”