Thursday, December 29, 2016

TWO SKATE SOLUTION - Whiskey and The Surfer MS207


Blake Newsome joins the show and is pranked by DJ Phantom, things get dicey inside of the WATS Studio as The Corporate Equal Play rules mean an undocumented YNGWIE MALMSTEIN shows up after JOE SATRIANI gets fired for boring us with SOLOS only to be SAVED BY THE SCORPIONS as we use The Germans to make friends with The Russians and did I mention VAN HALEN comes unchained as the Purple Stuff loses another Sunny D Montage and The 80s Nostalgia of The Cold War Resets in 2016 and No One under 55 gives a shit. GEORGE MICHAEL and CARRIE FISHER step through the Veil and only SKULLFIST, THE HOODS and The ALMIGHTY WARZONE can provide enough cushion for YNGWIE'S Guest Singer Program and we have to sit through an ELTON JOHN cover by a Russian Chick who can't sing her way out of a SHIPPING CONTAINER as the CLINTON FOUNDATION Sponsors the next AMERICAN SATANIC IDOL OF SACRIFICE and finally since NONE OF THIS IS REAL, BLACK TRAIN JACK shows up and covers STEVE MILLER, BROH you are moshing in the simulation from the year 2065 using clues from STAR WARS, SUPERNATURAL, THE ROCKY FRANCHISE and the movie DREAMSCAPE to figure out what these GLOBALIST LIBERAL NERDS are doing to make you choose to Bastardize your own Good Time through Bad Choices, brought to you by you, The Dummy reading this.


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Friday, December 23, 2016

The Triple Vader - Whiskey and The Surfer MS206


Coming to ya live from our NORAD Norcal Bunker we rock rage in the Simulation with a Triple Shot of KISS as we explore SEX ROBOTS and Beating your Kids for the Holidays, The CHARGERS SECURITY goes 1 and 0 Against HUMANITY and those SLUTE CHEERLEADERS, speaking of CHEERLEADERS, OBAMA Saves us from Nuclear Winter but we skin George Hamilton anyways because we had a Permit to do so. We have detailed info on how the USA is going to leave NATO, how a Democracy's LEFT FREAKS OVER THE PRESIDENTS FREE SPEECH. Mexican Firework Debacles, Catholic Mystery Blood and did we mention THE BANGLES, THE RAMONES, THE SEPULTURA, THE DEVO, The ALMIGHTY KREATOR with a new track SATAN IS REAL, PAUL STANLEY'S SOLO ALBUM, ACE FREHLEY"s SO LOL ALBUM and THE SEX PISTOLS play the background to This Rudolf The Red Nose Steiner Truth Bomb that is The MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EDITION OF WHISKEY AND THE SURFER! NONE OF THIS IS REAL. WE LIVE IN A COMPUTER. SUCK IT


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Monday, December 19, 2016

JUST UNPRESIDENTED IN MY PANTS - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS205


It is an absolutely gorgeous Monday in Denver according to our Weather Portal that allows us to see the Nuclear Winter from our Time Portal 27 levels below the Denver Airport, I know I can't believe they moved our FEMA Camp lower. BROH, DJ PHANTOM Shows up with The ALMIGHTY STIGMATA, Joe Satriani forces his way onto the show, THE VENTURES, KID, DYNAMITE, RADIO BIRDMAN, THE EAGLES and did I mention we get trapped in a tanning booth with OVERKILL and get so dark OLC Writes a song about us. Sex Robots put the Ho in Hologram as Russians are gunned down ArchDuke Ferdinand Style in Turkey. Weird how a poorly run country could arrrest and jail 80,000 dissidents in 1 day and Cannot stop a theater assassination and by that I mean the move LALALand on the senses of Americans who voted overwhelmingly to choose A&E's new KKK Doc over Hollywood's latest attempt to trick us into believeing theater is good. We start a Sacrificial Goat Registry and sell them off as Holiday Gifts and then Yngwie Malmstein shows up to ruin our Kwanza.


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Friday, December 16, 2016

Chinese Drone Bait - Whiskey and The Surfer


The first attempt at this upload can be found at http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com I have no idea why it didn't upload into iTunes, so everyone involved can suck it.


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Zuckerberg's Chinese Drone Bait - Whiskey and The Surfer MS204


BROH, we are moshing along with the impending end of the First Amendment, The Electoral College, Snopes, Facebook as Fox News and Their Truth Weilding Team of Perfect Haired Models cross their hot gams and tell you the things you already believe. DJ Phantom throws a couple old Timey Jams including Patti something, The NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND leads into stories going into two directions. 1 Police dog feasts on a homeless guy while some PA weirdo feasts on Dog Dong in a video taped exploit only to be Narced out by her Sister in Law. Emails hacked and any bloating or weight gain is not Christmas' Fault, its The Russians. We are MOSHING with MOTLEY CRUE, EARTH CRISIS, ONE LIFE CREW, NO JUSTICE, The Almighty FLOORPUNCH, TERRORIZER, a Death Metal Band I already forgot the name of. A semi non spoiled ROGUE ONE Review and 3 MOVIES FROM FANDANGO.COM proving how much HOLLYWOOD hates you and wants all your money as the town figures out how to make Heart Warming Propaganda stories of love as The Right Wing invades the Liberal Writer's will her Period be covered under Trump's Obamacare in a special Episode of BLOSSOM. NONE OF THIS IS REAL.


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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Donnie J Trump's Antarctic Luxor - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS203


The tree is up in Denver and we are celebrating the new Trump reality show, "Cold Justice". MOSH? Cmon, what are you new? Brand New BLOODCLOT, somehow Megadeth sneaks in, some weirdo pop song that annoyed me at a super high level, but then all of a sudden, DJ Phantom throws bombs with ELVIS HITLER, CROMAGS, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, Live AGNOSTIC FRONT and HUEY LEWIS defends his honor against the music director from Ghostbuster's 3. Did I mention none of this is real and disclosure is on the way? Runaway Parade Floats, faking your own death, Podesta Spirit Cooks on a Spirit Airlines flight and the result is a Cauldron of Snakes so evil, a Virgin Airlines Sacrifice will be made to cover up the FAKE NEWS Death of someone faking their own death, Live from Argentina its "Let's Not Let This Get To Cannibalism".


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Friday, December 9, 2016

LIVE from THE GOONIES SET - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS202


1 2 1 2 3 4 , We are off and running like a JOURNEY Cover song, shot out of a Cannon coming to you from the Oregon Coast where we are raging on Legal Weed, Anti Starbucks Sentiment and half my hotel are here for Dysentary related funerals. We discuss living in The Post Truth America as the Culture moves from Truth to Data and the implications of using Crowd Emotion Sourcing to Determine what is real for the majority. FACTS no longer MATTER as The Digital Algorithm Worms employed by Youtube and Hollywood make sure you are focused on the Satanic Hollywood Parade that is The Scientology Float where Tom Cruise jumps on a Giant Couch on Lease from Gallagher's Cousin.

DJ Phantom shows up and says we are doing FACE TO FACE, GUTTERMOUTH, MANIAC and JUDICIARY, a couple odd surprises, 1 weird song I forgot the name of PLUS! AU REVOIR SIMONE? Is that a band? Anyways plus and way more important, SEPULTURA, THE ALMIGHTY COLD AS LIFE, HARMS WAY, and THE HELLACOPTERS. Pentagrams invade a park as The Satanists demand Equal Christmas, Facebook and their left leaning antics are somehow coopted by The Ultra Right Wing in Germany as they demand Sanctions for Hate Speech as some Dutch Politician takes it in the pants because a Crowd wants less neredowells invading their Red Light District.

Thanks to The Sour Koolaid Show on Twitch, Motel 6 and apologies to The YMCA, The Indian from The Village People, Fonzi's Waterproof Leather and Vanna White's Cankle Issues.

See ya Monday! Medford Oregon Friday and Saturday, Back in the friendly confines of our home studio 17 levels below The Denver Airport, Whiskey and The Surfer return to COLORADO! U R MOSHN or you you're not because A. You Don't Thrash and B. See A.


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Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Hellacopter Dong Amputation - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS201


It is Wednesday or that's what those purveyors of FAKE NEWS want you to believe. This is Trump's America every door opens when its attached to a World Leader. We talk about how to get into The Golden Elevator, we invade a Seminar on Whiteness and score with chicks who later have to sell their hair to eat. This is TRUMP's AMERICA, these Haircasters better get in line or they'll be slanging lies on a chinese knockoff of Vine.  A guy gets left at the Altar and another alters his unit because his wife A. Hasn't smiled in 10 years and B. A is probably enough. She's not much to look like and their Third World House looks like they're banging on the Set of a CaddyShack related Set at a poorly planned Haunt. Probably a better riff for October. Some airline makes flying worse again, The FOO FIGHTERS are not on this show BUT we rage with HOODS, IRON MAIDEN, every show? why not? INTERNAL AFFAIRS, TAKE OFFENSE, CIRCLE JERKS, SUICIDAL, DI, a TRIPLE SHOT OF SOD, some old timey shit I forgot the name of, plus you know, THE ALMIGHTY AGNOSTIC FRONT and we continue to rage in THE TWILIGHT ZONE with GOLDEN EARING.  I can't wait to see the video of TRUMP Mocking MCCAIN. Anyone see an issue with a move to change the 7 year General in Government Rule to a lesser time? Apologies to SNOW, the tram operator who got loud during The Jaws part of Universal, Black Licorice and all byproducts and remember None of This is Real.


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Monday, December 5, 2016

Antarctic Illuminati Cloning - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS200


When we started this show this year the goal was 200 episodes and here we are celebrating the release. Drunk Pets, learning new vocabulary, what is happening in Antarctica, we watch Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle live at The Comedy Store. We invade the local hot tub only to be stared at by these neredowell Apartment types and their ability to be nosy and cleanly at the same time. OH YOU WANT MUSIC. First of all DJ Phantom shows up with some LIVE IRON MAIDEN, first record ENTOMBED, new NAILS, somehow those 3 songs opened up a riff portal and MADONNA makes her show debut, beyond that we gain control of The Temple of Doom Ore Cart and drop JUDAS PRIEST, Prepare some dry panties when we say FISHBONE makes a debut, MADNESS has us concerned about the Future of Good Taste and we round out the effort with The Lords of Clevo, RINGWORM.  its Episode 200, see ya Wednesday


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Friday, December 2, 2016

Friday Movie Hatred - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS199


EPISODE 199 It's Friday and we are celebrating Steve Simeone's Number 1 iTunes Album, "What's Up Nerds". We are talking about stealing a Pastor's Nudes and the lawsuit that follows, we trash 3 movies about Demons, bad jobs and the lack of entertainment that is the Trash Heap of this city. Set List last night was awesome and I apologize to the dead crew of The Boyager, Dwight Goodens' father and The company who owns and maintains the Saddaminator discussed yesterday and on stage. DJ Phantom wows us with SAMMY HAGAR, WILL TO LIVE, NIGHT RANGER, RETALIATE, seriously you would think that is enough, then I busted a hard riff on Student Loan Debt with KENNY LOGGINS and showed these nerds how my LOG IS THE REAL DANGERZONE, excuse me while I log in to log out, we prepare for Trump's Coming Armband workout, forcing Children to build their own schools after they use Common Core and Disney to dismantle all creative thinking. Lets put the Doc McStuffins into InDOCtrination. The Show rages on with DEATH THREAT, VAN HALEN and The Almighty SKARHEAD gives you the weekend playbook and how to rage inside of the Simulation. See ya Monday.
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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Researching For The Light - Whiskey and The Surfer MS198


Nothing like a screwed up schedule to ruin what wouldve been a super sweet show which ended up still being sweet, weird, metal as F, thrashworthy expose of Psyops, weird news, weird Food. Why are we talking about new Artificial Food Tech, Cow Farts and the resurfacing of Anthony Weiner from Rehab, Huma's make up and email tips and also how fast PIZZAGATE will lead to internet controls. The trap has been laid. Hard mosh from WARBRINGER, MUNICIPAL WASTE, The Almighty MADBALL, SPACEWAX, fresh off of their unfunny Austin comedian backed outrage fest, BLACK PUSSY shows up and sings about weed. This is Trump's America if you wanna send alpha mail to the show whiskeyandthesurfer@yahoo.com GET ON THE CHRISTMAS CARD LIST TODAY, See ya at 24 Hour Fitness, this summer is gonna be Arm Band Season, do you have The Biceps to pull it off?
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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Allah Wanted was Amazon Doormats - Whiskey and The Surfer MS197


Amazon Employee tries to leap to their death only to land on a pile of discarded Allah Doormats after online protests had them removed from the site while the crosses and stars get to stick around.  Donald Trump takes issue with Symbolic Speech, Blood Suckers turn a two person love orgy into a Crime Scene and the Police are bummed they can't shoot anyone. Australia leads the way with Human Microchipping, ease of access until Hackers and by that I mean dudes with Machetes cut your chip out and use your Hand like a garage door opener to your SOUL. Did I mention MOSH? The DWARVES cover THE RAMONES, MINISTRY makes it show debut, THE KNIFE AND OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN come through the Request Line, DJ Phantom counters with BOLT THROWER, MX MACHINE, SEPULTURA and ANTHRAX. Information on how to join our Alpha Mail Christmas Card Program, Fliip starts a business selling a Macebased Sex Lube to sell to FEMA Camps which causes chaos inside of the Corporate structure which is the NONE OF THIS REAL Simulation of http://www.Whiskeyandthesurfer.com found at http://www.sexpotcomedy.com
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Monday, November 28, 2016

What's Somali with You? Whiskey and The Surfer MS196


In the year 2065, two AM morning guys make the move to FM using a time portal, a microwave and Direct TV as they warn America of its impending doom from a hidden Bunker in their FEMA Camp 17 levels below the Denver Airport.  The world is heating up like a jock jams rally cry as the OSU Campus is awash in the blood of bad Ref Calls and the Karma from their cheating comes home to roost in the name of FAKE NEWS. Shootings reported to gain eyes downgrading to stabbing as it finds its way into the swisscheese of the minds and hearts of an electorate about to be put through the Recount Ringer as both sides make money selling Democracy and AD time and make sure an agitated, scared populace continues to spend LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. We talk about Russian Holocaust Denier Figure Skating and why Clint Malarchuk is the Hero in our new Icecapades Terror on Ice as we bring awareness to Global Warming through interpretive Assisted Suicide. DID I mention BONUS SONGS!!!  F Yeah Double Shots from NO WARNING, KING DIAMOND, BIOHAZARD, BAD RELIGION, MERCYFUL FATE, EXCITER, RAZOR and CELTIC FROST. Nick Cannon breaks down the truth of Eugenics via TMZ...Zach Galafinakis prepares us for Hillary's Presidential Installment and also, NONE OF THIS IS REAL. Have Fun, Stay Absurd, Rate, Review, Share, Love, Lust, and be the ROCKY IV Here of your life and let the strength of Bridget Nielsen take us into a new tomorrow.
 
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Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Please Pass The Propaganda - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS195


Whiskey and The Surfer is Alternative Reality Programming. The show is hosted by DJ Phantom, JLJ, Wes Key and Fliip Riivers with contributions from Writer's Strike Johnny Carson and Mondo and Carnito who do Weather and Traffic on the Sixes. 
 
Using the tattered remnants of the First Amendment and a rigged Time Portal hidden 17 levels below the Denver Airport, 2 AM Morning Guys, Wes Key and Fliip Riivers (Whiskey and The Surfer) rock rage in the year 2065 using science, the occult, weird news, agorithms and the sweet riffs of metal, thrash, hardcore and 80s Pop to save America and Her Freedom and Liberties 1 sick hot ass riff at a time. 
 
It is the day before Thanksgiving and we are calling it a week only to return Monday. The Mainstream Media will let you know that your family dinner is a place for war, division, arguing and strife as the move to dismantle the family unit and replace it with a Safe Space Inner Metropolis Tribalist unit where a Village will raise the same child it sacrifices to Baal to rain down sweet MEMES to keep the huddled masses huddled en masse, blindfolded by the Flag which once stood for freedom, now handpainted like a Going Out of Business Sale that is the Waterbeds and Stuff Store Model this country is fast becoming.
 
Arm yourself with a Shiv, a Bible, The Koran, a DAPL Job Application, grandma's recipes, a copy of Mein Kampf to keep Uncle Carmine busy, Ayn Rand for the kids table, plus Crayons and Glitter for the Bernie Bros losing their kids college funds on, "NO kids for us Bro!, The Future is Important."
 
also,
 
None of this is Real
 
We Live in a Computer and only the SICK ASS MOSH FROM DJ PHANTOM as she drops and goes HARD with The Godfather's AGNOSTIC FRONT and the Almighty SICK OF IT ALL, she drops in some WEEKEND NACHOS, BENCHPRESS, EMPIRE OF RATS and GOD FORBID covers MERAUDER like a BOSS, plus some Y&T because we gotta throw the Bay Area some love as we chew on edibles and search The Tri-Valley for sweet Yams, Hard Mosh and an open Starbucks.
 
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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Contagious Memes - Whiskey and The Surfer MS194


DJ Phantom rock rages us with RKL, REDEMPTION 87, TERRORIZER, RINGWORM, TESTAMENT and some sweet ass riffs from JLJ, Wes Key, Fliip Riivers and The Almighty Y&T. Guy runs himself over in his car, Guy lights himself on fire in the name of Corporate Coffee, Guy stabs his Dad to avoid Circumcision and Astronauts see gnarly ass lights and shit, Alien Disclosure forthcoming as we move from the family unit into a Nativist Tribal Culture of Warring Factions so pray your Memes are Dank or the unregulated school bus you get sent off to your camp in will not have seatbelts with pickable locks. Is your core engaged? Have you deeply considered TCOFY. One more show this week, so get ready for Wed, loosen that belt, work on your chest and rage on with your bad self.


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Monday, November 21, 2016

Rental Car Front Seat Mosh - Whiskey and The Surfer MS192


DJ Phantom loads us up with some PRIDE KILLS, TRAPPED UNDER ICE, MAIDEN, ACCEPT, NOTHING PERSONAL, COUNT ME OUT, THE GUNS and my own fat loser band gets added in, we talk about Sex Robots, Work Robots and the coming culling of the DNC, Fake News and I say liberal Neredowells so much, the dude who owns the trademark sends an army of Homeless Dudes to ride in HOME DEPOTS NEW ROBOT WORKERS to take away our rights. Odd show and I will also go live and do something else since I don't have the same production capacity when I am on the road, but we are raging nonetheless so lets Wind This Mother Up and Let Her Rip.


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Friday, November 18, 2016

Hate Free Movie Friday - Whiskey and The Surfer MS192


Choas Magic and the Memeing of The Evil Depths of people being funny on the internet. Where does it lead, Next on Donahue. This show is thrash tasted, metal mother approved and we've got MADBALL, MAIDEN, BACKTRACK, WISDOM IN CHAINS, then DJ Phantom knows a travel day is here and tosses in some J. Geils, Loverboy and some Acoustic KISS. ICE HOUSE TONIGHT, 10PM. Also new wage gaps are found, we see The Arrival or whatever that movie was I kept forgetting to talk about. Anyways, don't miss the forest for the trees and watch as the language changes around you like a demon infested Argentinian Summer Camp for World Leaders who love bonfires, burning effigies and their own private water supply and standing army.


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Thursday, November 17, 2016

creeps and desserters - Whiskey and The Surfer MS191


Why not take the time it takes to charge your phone just a mere 5% and chill and let your breath happen. Hey try it, be a goof and have fun, none of this is real at any level. Starbucks Video real or fake? Global Warming Real or Fake? College Outrage to get rid of the Electoral College, who wins when Politics changes the rules and drives traffic to its centralized end. Will the Populist Popularity Contest run on or will a young star named Art Acevedo step up to become beloved City by City along the Gulf Coast as he becomes the new Grand Chancellor of New South America, either way, comedy and citizen shootings run hand in hand through the 4th of July Picnic that is Austin's Celebration that the regime ended. We have a mysterious plane who flew over Denver yesterday and now its a Winter Paradise, more facts, guesses and the Prize Van Promo code will be available from Mondo Carnito with Traffic y Tiempo on the SIXES. DID WE MENTION, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, IRON MAIDEN, THE ALMIGHTY SKARHEAD by request along with SLEIGH BELLS and we would like to be apologize for THE GHETTO BOYS for not coming to mind during our HOUSTON related discussion. A dude dissolved in ACID at a National Park in JUNE and the story broke today on CNN as Clinton Aids practice their enemy disposal.


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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

SOD Has All The ANSWERS - WHISKEY and The SURFER - MS190


Here we go again like a Whitesnake montage and we don't have enough insurance to keep denting these hoods. Speaking of today, HOODS, new jams from POWER TRIP, The Replacements, REACH THE SKY, SOD, AFI, THE NSA, THE CIA, THE FBI are all moshing in their cubicles with their spying jobs being extended indefinitely like a Detention, I don't feel tardy, We mosh on with ANTHRAX and talk about Steve Bannon, Breitbart, the Native American Protests, Pipeline Issues, what the end game is and how to get hella more hot tub time inside of the Simulation. SETTINGS:SHARK:SPACE:FUCKSWITH:HELLA:11


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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

how high is your new fence gonna be part 2 prayin4u - Whiskey and The Surfer MS189


Bro we are raging with MOTLEY CRUE, CROWN OF THORNZ, MUNICIPAL WASTE, REM gets snuck in on us, like a hard charging CIA bag man just making a name for himself in the new regime. Corruption, intrigue, plus Mondo and Carnito with the Weather and Traffic on the SIXES, we rage out with some KEEL and of course the Almighty RAW DEAL. Will virtual reality change our eyes in the same way emoji has connected to the zenith of cultural emotion. Sweden installs a mansplaining line and the story does a great job as instilling Islamic Fear through Europe and everyone else dumb enough to click on that shiny jewel of Propaganda. Check out the book Propaganda, written in 1928, talks about Mind Control, advertising and how Radio might react. Telling. Went to kickboxing last night, I feel good, this is the year my stomach moves to Canada instead of Mexico. USA. I would like to apologize to the singer of Grim Reaper for comparing my body to Vince Neil's and also none of this is real. Welcome to the Simulation.


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Monday, November 14, 2016

fascism d vs fascism r who is pulling the strings - Whiskey and The Surfer MS188


13 Whiskey and The Surfer Shows left for 2016, closing out on our first 200 Show Season 1. Coming back to you in January but until then we have TESLA, BON JOVI, SPUDMONSTERS, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, Something terrible from the 90s that isn't one of my bands (redundant). Swedish Chef finds out what the Muslim word for Haymaker is as he catches a sweet beat down for looking like DJT. Swedish Chef's hat has been hiding Trumps wig and we've known it since the 70s. MKULTRA back in the news and by that I mean the Mind Control and not some Kommisar Tea House you snap at during Poetry and Authentic Digital Ethnic Self Expression Night, Promocode:ShhhhhhI'mreadingsomethingthatmakesmemad Soros parading protestors into the oncoming riots, Minimum Wage workers enjoying that Christmas Bonus and trading Faces for Burgers in the Spit Session of their Venom. Are we doomed? Probably. Are we being manipulated by outside forces? Does advertising really work? Use the amazon link at http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com and http://www.johntole.com/blog Perhaps your current opinion has been drilled into you since you of Television Age. Keep watching, you'll be dead one day and realize you missed AGAIN, you'll be back, they always come back. Be it the closing of Nirvana or the Heart of Christ, what are you doing to ascend inside of this Holographic Simulation we call America?


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Friday, November 11, 2016

Live Spreaker Version - The Invasion - Whiskey and The Surfer MS187


We open up the lyric sheet and rant about the Moon again, huge one coming, we check out Fandango and figure out how to attend this theater without being too distracted by recent events I mean this election, its the Ben Affleck to the rest of the analogy I'll let you finish, get back to me Monday, I'll have a full review, a Debut of OLD HEAD, NEW METAL and today we jam out to RATT, HIRAX, DEAD HORSE, MACHINE HEAD, ST, RIGOR MORTIS and Minor Threat brings us Hope for tomorrow. http://www.johntole.com/blog find the Amazon Link  http://www.sexpotcomedy.com http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com


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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Robots VS Trump - Whiskey and The Surfer MS186


Robots and why they are coming to get us unless we grant them the same access to bathrooms as everyone else and their cooling systems are heating up for battle. Protesters against Trump realize had they protested the DNC for Bernie like that, they would've been getting it wet inside whatever Candle Store they read their poetry at. We teach Boneheads how to count, Paul Stanley gives us the meaning of life, couple EXPLOITED jams to celebrate the return of Presidential hating circle mosh and brick throwing dissent but these nerds throw like nerds who have never thrown IRL, so now I can't say anything about Rotator Cuffs because they can't shoulder the responsibility to not be offended by sounds. Go listen to Dokken today in celebration that this planet may just be the Cockrock Cockroach in this corner of the simulation. Plus listener complaints and Mondo and Carnito with the Traffic and Weather.


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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

We've Got The DT's - Whiskey and The Surfer MS185


Ritualistic Witchcraft to find a cell phone and a historic Presidency all matter to those at the center of the storm of illusion. TODAY, The Sun came up as Barak promised and we say a fitting goodbye to the Hilldog as she bowed out gracefully before being allowed to teleport to her future Astral Plane of awareness. Wikileaks is still be monitored and the 1st Amendment is still under attack, infowars has children on the air and we might have made some of this up. RATT, MOD, CARNIVORE, DLR, it must just like living in paradise. Where will the new light shine into the tinfoil of our lives as this thrilling turn sends us headlong into the biggest Holiday Season with the most digital money spent and stolen on one day and then we'll see who has a stomach for leadership and Revenge.


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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

ECW ECW ECW Everyone's A Winner - Whiskey and The Surfer MS184


Well here we are, the finale, will it go into OT, what if the job is the running part and the President part is just playing hoops with CEOs. We here at Whiskey and The Surfer do not believe in the voting due to what is insurmountable evidence that at every level the 1s and 0s are ran by the same guy, Gosh Darn it keep posting lyrics, Enjoy this day we seem to all be paying closer attention to than most......watch the skys and enjoy the silence while you still can was not a greeting card Hallmark would buy could you believe not wanting to service the romantic side of this fine nations preppers, Promocode None of this real. Take it to the gym and do cardio with it. 


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Monday, November 7, 2016

ENJOY TODAY WHILE ITS LEGAL - Whiskey and The Surfer MS183


We sit back and cherish one last day with the idea of either candidate or a catastrophe of Biblical or EMP proportions, Perhaps something to pin more blame as we prop up the Russians as our next undeclared enemy, Nothing to See Here, Keep the Mimosa's flowing Momma's Got an air quote historic inauguration speech one of these eggheads wrote and I gotta make it doesnt offend any donors or enemies. Wikileaks proves to just be another media outlet as the only business that has any growith in what is about to be a powderkeg is opinion and this whole thing is Rigged, PC, SJW, Activist Nerd culture who have never cracked a single Public Enemy record, anyways for our last day of FREEDOM, QUEENSRYCHE OF COURSE, Tom Petty, Gang Green, Insted and a couple surprises, I review my neighborhood based on how many race cars with infowars stickers it has and that being said, enjoy your Monday while its your elect which gave you such priveledge. Cue the Maiden.


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Friday, November 4, 2016

Fandango Friday Fiesta - Whiskey and The Surfer MS182


Chaos related bloodletting in the name of political good taste are we seeing the rise in Occult stories along with the 8 Goddesses scandal in South Korea or is some evil cabal really not fast enough to stay ahead of the internet they created... Maybe the AI models they have been running show their own AI will be undone because the truthful nature of mathematics and computing would give rise to the most efficient algorithms and that's the Math the HillDog uses when she's slamming Mimosa's at a 7am briefing. Hell Bent for Leather we talk about BDSM and leading to altered states and deeper levels of creativity and that's only if your budget matches your ability to come up with weird shiz. Today's live show can be found at https://www.spreaker.com/user/9351333 and at http://www.sexpotcomedy.com http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com http://www.johntole.com/blog use the AMAZON Links to help grow this daily digital romp through maniac Mint Shit. Today's Show RINGWORM, SLAYER, HATEBREED, UNIFORM CHOICE, MINOR THREAT, QUEENSRYCHE and an homage to a HERO of the show. Take Your Prayers and Say Your Vitamins.


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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Cubs WIN - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS181


Bonus Content for the Live Listeners, https://www.spreaker.com/show/2019344 the podcast can be found at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and sexpotcomedy.com Today's Show we played homage to the Cubs with Chicago with the Expressed Written Dissent of Libertarians we raged on with Sick of it All, The Almighty Agnostic Front, 2 incarnations of King Diamond and Take Offense, Maiden and Night Ranger round out the roster. Sex Robots, scandals, anarchy of the spirit as a singular journey as the God of Culture is forced upon your every view, but you control the Horizon of your perceptions so head on down to O'Reillys and get one of those motor mounts because these Robots are NOT LIGHT. Experience these extraordinary times in the most extraordinary way you can for tomorrow is promised to no one. Sex Robot Divorce and FIFA level illuminati conspire to inspire a whole generation of future imprisoned American Soccer Fans who wear jerseys that say BIMBO. and Circus. and on towards the Sea we Go.


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Wednesday, November 2, 2016

The Battle for Space - Whiskey and The Surfer MS180


Here we go again with another installment of WIDE AWAKE WEDNESDAY where we refuse to play any STRAIGHT EDGE bands today DJ Phantom WOWS us with a TRIPLE SHOT of D.I., we jam out to GBH, we are Welcomed to New Jersey by the XCOPS and The Maggots and Tears fall like rain as we tackle programs to limit FREE Speech at the University and YOUTUBE LEVEL. Willl there be a moonbase and will the Illuminati run it? OF COURSE YOU IDIOTS BUT IF YOU WANNA GET IT WET AT THE GLOBALIST MOON LEVEL you better find a group of Neredowells to Study with and work on your Demonic Skills. We talk about the BIOSPHERE and ACID REIGN but thats only because we are raging with NUCLEAR ASSAULT and ANTHRAX tells us its time for our Meds. T minus less than a week til we are collectively sick of the sickness that is the incurable ills that are plaguing this nation. Do we need to drain the swamp? Only LIZARD PEOPLE WOULD SELL YOU THAT NARRATIVE. Why aren't we studying the CEPHALOPODS as the incarnation of how we evolve as a species or has that been the Moon Base Alien plan this WHOLE TIME. Come find us online at sexpotcomedy.com whiskeyandthesufer.com cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog and use the link for the AMAZON it helps the show and proceeds go to keeping This MILLIENIUM RIFF FALCON its in Finest Blast Shields.


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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Heaven Can Wait - Whiskey and The Surfer MS179


After crushing PHX and CIN we rock rage from the Home Studio 17 levels below DIA. Waiting back on this email, is it a 5 pronged FBI attack designed to distract and buy time or is there really something there as we push pause the check the USA Countdown Clock Sponsored by Netflix and are you going to let it roll into the next Incarnation of coming Power. Safe spaces, open borders, fewer jobs just enough to massage a couple hundred full and profitable private prisons and thats happening even if Jill Stein wears the Buffalo Bill suit of Bernie Sanders and crashes the markets. This is all just silly. More lyrics, I like that my program just has this open blog space where I can muse, ponder a future surrounded by such a well armed, angry and perfectly distracted and out of shape Americans. You just cant write this. I mean you can. You just have to decide to. Some sweet words out of the Book of Revelations, a guy chucks his fake EYE at a NURSE, we jam with MURPHY'S LAW, DEATH THREAT, ALL OUT WAR, RINGWORM, MAIDEN and KICK IT up top with some Beasties after Fliip gets the Time Tunnel working so we could make the show. Enjoy your Food and Water Now. sexpotcomedy.com johntole.com/blog use the Amazon Link if you would like to help the show, cartpathdiem.com whiskeyandthesurfer.com


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Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy HumaWeiner - WHISKEY AND THE SURFER MS178


First time recording live from the Sexpotcomedy.com Studios from Denver, we are celebrating Halloween, avoiding all Candy at this point, Freddy Kreuger shoots up a party and SOD Rages up TOP. DJ Phantom throws in a double shot of IN COLD BLOOD, speaking of COLD BLOOD, it is all YOU WILL BLEED when KIX Rages and we grab the boob of a girl at Sheetz while we fist double burrito tallboys in the name of Anthony Weiner becoming the Phallic in the Zetgeist of paying attention as we uncover a BLOOD RELATED CLINTON CONSPIRACY, tainting blood across the world as these monsters seek to limit the population and control through Pandemics, Famine, War, Pestilence, more lyrics? MAYBE Are Rogue FBI agents really dropping resignation letters churning up a new investigation or is HRC running down the clock, seems like a total screw job, Cubs Win, Clinton Wins, Same Blue or does Cleveland become the TITLE TOWN WITH THE CAVS, THE TRIBE and THE TRUMP for a triple dipper win of excitement, well thats enough to remind you that Dangerous Toys said I LIKE BEING SCARED and both Anthrax and Death Angel dress up this HALLOWEEN AS KISS with COLD GIN and PARASITE. johntole.com/blog use the Amazon Link to help the show, sexpotcomedy.com to find the show streaming live through SEXPOT Radio, check out Denver Relief and the fine sponsors over at the site, both Cartpathdiem.com and whiskeyandthesurfer.com are treasure troves of Goodness. Don't eat too much candy and remember to pray The Rosary, our time to be called into the game is fast approaching, LETS GET LOOSE.


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Friday, October 28, 2016

The Architects of The End Part 2 - Whiskey and The Surfer MS177


DJ Phantom throws her fingerless driving gloves on, grabs the wheel of this Digital Ferrari and jams out with RATT, AUTOGRAPH, BIOHAZARD, TESTAMENT, MINOR THREAT, CROMAGS, a Glitchy Chord Part Deux as we find ourselves in Wichita KS at The Loony Bin Comedy Club with Trenton Davis. Back in Denver for Shows at The Larimer Lounge on 12/5 with Brian Cook, Sean Patton and more go to whiskeyandthesurfer.com use the Amazon Link there or at the failing Johntole.com/blog See you on Monday as we rage from the Studio that is Sex Pot Comedy. Thanks for tuning in, sharing, using the links and generally being great human animals. Your captors await but you keep raging. America.


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Thursday, October 27, 2016

The Architects of The End Part 1 - Whiskey and The Surfer


In lieu of articles, we go into the fall of the Roman Empire and find the cyclical wheel of human destruciton, control, frailty and madness evident at all times. Perhaps is there an Architect in this world who once again would like to lay seige to the Vatican, its a mosh on Thursday, we are heading to The Loony Bin in Wichita KS to rock rage with Trenton Davis, 1 show Thursday, 2 Fri and 2 Sat and we are back in the Mile High. new digs, new studio on Monday, lets see where this culmination of megaupload or is it MAGAUPLOAD plus we jam out to Ramallah, Pitboss 2000 predicts the current NFL Scandal vs The Implementation of the Oligarch to cover for a series of Shadow Governments. How will the work react to these 33k emails and was it a ruse all along to dump them to speed up the action of the fall of mankind.


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Wednesday, October 26, 2016

MEDIA SELLS THE GUNS Whiskey and The Surfer MS176


The Ronald McDonald of Psyops and we are absolutely jamming with EDDIE MONEY, SIMPLY RED, JUDAS PRIEST, RUSH, a Debut from The Almighty JUDGE. Mosh in your cubicle's and prepare for a Nuclear Winter full of Car Magnets and Silent Moments. Pretty damn Metal, so metal we jam Ravencult's latest thrashterpiece, new album drops 11/11/16 on METAL BLADE. How's your cardio? There is something in the wind and it might just be a Yoga Mat that smells like a decaying demon but enough about CNN, do you ever wonder if maybe editing these might be a good idea?  Have a question, whiskeyandthesurfer@yahoo.com check us out at whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the show can also be found at sexpotcomedy.com and highlights all day on SexPot Radio, Johntole.com is in steel beam driven free fall and will soon be replaced probably by an antique view master I will pass around telepathically. Dial 1800MIXXALOT Do you own a landline ? Could imagine if you had to order which utilities would turn back on in which order they would go based on simplicity. . . . Anyway's totally raged with Bon Jovi today, we're halfway there everybody, Protect Your Neck. Nov 8th will be Christmas for Political Atheists. What am I doing, copy and pasting my lyric sheets again? \m/ Jesus I trust in You.


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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

The Final Swing is Not a Drill - Whiskey and The Surfer MS174


We get it wet with the National Enquirer's deke into sullying the allegations against the DNC, HRC as they seek to find a way to chip at the foundation of Anonymous and Wikileaks and Assange's Credibility. PLUS DJ Phantom says, here is some POWERTRIP, BILLY IDOL, TALKING HEADS, NIGHT RANGER, EDDIE MONEY, THE ALMIGHTY RINGWORM with THE PROMISE debuts on WATS for the first time and then we bust out some ELO and figure out reality, the long con, the short con as we rage into the Simulation and let the majority of Americans know the only thing that matters, THEY DONT THRASH. whiskeyandthesurfer.com sexpotcomedy.com johntole.com/blog check out the Amazon Link and Support The Show! Loony Bin Wichita this week with Trenton Davis, Thurs through Sat and back in the Mile High as we take over our new studio!


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Monday, October 24, 2016

Assange's Proof of Life - Whiskey and The Surfer MS173


Its a triple Metallica Monday as we come back off the road from OKC, we talk about the worsening of Americans in a public setting, working on the Sabbath, The Relics of Saint Anthony, Keeping God on every Horizon despite the crumbling architecture of the Institutions who will enslave rather than fall. We talk about the launch of whiskeyandthesurfer.com and the fall of johntole.com, what will befall this administration that is battling to dumb down and out maneuver the rise of AI, The Machines and when everything comes home to roost where will you find your Soul inside of this Simulation. Its Episode 173, we go to Wichita, KS this week to CoHeadline with Trenton Davis. Where is Assange? Has this been a full on Deke from the beginning to set up the Top Shelf Game Winner for the Shadow Presidency of George Soros, sure everything is a goof, a joke, but at what point in the future of this country's Decline will such talk be labeled "treason". The blue helmets of reality are already here. GET READY plus DJ Phantom throws us FOREIGNER, ACDC, RATT, DEF LEPPARD, We Dump Mastodon and Rage with EXODUS!


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Friday, October 21, 2016

Internet RIP, HXC LIVES - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS172


First of all you get Trump just throwing Digital Haymakers the night before the United States Government Orchestrated a False Flag Internet Outage to get the populace murmuring about the Russian Threat as the Cold War gets Colder and the Citizenry finds itself just shaking its head and switching to another website when they one they shut down isnt working. That being said Hi JOHN TOLE FOR 2 BRAND NEW PLACES THE SHOW LIVES!!!  Sexpotcomedy.com Come on down and find the Top Denver Shows, Info, Podcast and the ALL NEW AND CODED whiskeyandthesurfer.com the show is also found at Cartpathdiem.com and if you want to wait 35 seconds for a page to load head on over to JohnTole.com anyways DJ Phantom wows us with a Triple Shot of Agnostic Front, plus WARZONE, MADBALL, DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, JUDAS PRIEST, we dump RATT and go round and round with Sex Robots, Dissolving bodies in Acid, the rise of the demon infested Media and Political Class and their blood sport of relevance as the populace thumbs down their very freedoms inside of the Roman Coliseum of Ideas as we centralize power away from the individiual and we pick our FEMA Camp based on Shirts and SKINS, Speaking of how about some WARZONE, some weird metal band I already forgot about, Dragon something and we all LOVE some GOOD METALLICA and BIOHAZARD because when you're dropping digital joke haymakers in HRC, YOU BEST WAAAAAATCH YOUR BACK. PMURTNIKCUFECIN


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Thursday, October 20, 2016

Alien Disclosure is Coming - Whiskey and The Surfer MS171


We learn that going against DJ Phantom in a game of inner resistance ultimately leads to the perfect ending of Faith inside of this Holographic Simulation. Comedy Audio from Oklahoma City, Donna Brazille just lying and ball washing CNN, DJ Phantom swings and misses with Slipknot and some other garbage but then we get some OUTFIELD, SUICIDIAL TENDENCIES, Old School Scorpions, then the show takes a weird turn after I screw around with the algorithm who goes back to back DAG NASTY into THE DEAD BOYS, we talk Satan After School clubs coming to Twelve Cities as the Apocalypse warms us preparing us for Disclosure as the end of the coming nuclear skirmish to get the populace back under control. johntole.com/blog use the Amazon link on my blog after you wait 15 seconds for it to load or get the show at sexpotcomedy.com or on iHeart, iTunes, Stitcher RATE, REVIEW, LOVE, SHARE, MOSH


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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Travel Day Best Of - Whiskey and The Surfer Best Of Episode


Double Shots of Madball and RATT, plus we get some Judas Priest, Maiden, 38 Special, Vio-lence, Motley Crue, Van Halen plus visits from my parents and a revelation about how this all came about. Its a Travel Day Wednesday, OKC Loony Bin Tonight through Saturday.


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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Carcass of Demoncracy - Whiskey and The Surfer MS170


Its Demons, UFOs, Shadow Governments and enough cultural distraction to ensure your happy enslavement into the powergrid that you've always been a part of and now apart from as we trade our fading breaths for the 1s and 0s of our coming digital life brough to you by Facebook! DJ Phantom rages with ONSLAUGHT, SEPULTURA, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, SLAYER, CARCASS, VAN HALEN AND MOTLEY CRUE, be the slippery drive in gear shift of your life as you rock rage into the Simulation. austinvrlab.com PromoCode #WHISKEY to save $10, follow the Amazon link at johntole.com/blog to support the show and you can hear the show on iTunes, iHeart, rate review, leave a comment.


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Monday, October 17, 2016

Assange's AOL Connection - Whiskey and The Surfer MS169


We are back from Vacation, thanks to Taco Del Gnar in Ridgway CO (No E, Bro) tons of E in the Elevations as we find a place America hadn't gotten to yet and DJ Phantom rewards us with MOTLEY CRUE, ANTHRAX, EUROPE, QUIET RIOT, DEF LEPPARD, BOSTON, DEICIDE, MALEVOLENT CREATION, DECAPITATION, DIRE STRAIGHTS, SLAYER, SUICIDAL and PANTERA, did we leave anyone out? Probably, we support TREY GOWDY for PRESIDENT and discuss UFO Conspiracy Murder, Mom's Helping Solve Crimes and the growing Culture of Distraction. AustinVRLab.com PROMOCODE #WHISKEY to save $10 johntole.com cartpathdiem.com presentationministries.com


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Friday, October 14, 2016

ROBOTS in DISGUISE - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS168


3 Movies that terrible brought to you by Fandango.com PromoCode #saveyyourmoney , we break down the Catholic Spring, Robots who Sweat, Demons and the course of their work, Machiavelli gives us the blue print as we swing from Republic back to Monarchy, providing a great metaphor to Faith, then of course clown conspiracies and we get jammers from BOB SEGER, BOSTON, STEVE MILLER, ASIA, EXODUS, SLAYER, THE SCORPIONS and DEF LEPPARD. johntole.com Use the AMAZON Link on the Blog to support the show and use PromoCode #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping at austinvrlab.com

 

 


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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Brothers in Blood - Whiskey and The Surfer MS167


Blood is all over Episode 167 and we eat a salad and gloss our balls about going to Yoga last night. We check out Too Much Fun at Deer Pile here in Denver and the show is a beast beginning to end with FEAR FACTORY, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, TANKARD, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, METALLICA, the rise in Exorcisms, sweet spoon technology and THE DEVIL HERSELF. Its Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com/blog austinvrlab.com #seethefuture PromoCode WHISKEY


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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

HRC Anti Catholic Anti Weed - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS166


Back in the Mile High after surviving the Little Rock Comedy Condo with its insectal graveyards and sticky fingered nairdowells, we hop 2 planes, see a sexist shirt at an airport, bikers invade area 51, we get a weird recording, OBAMA Shows his Hard On to giggling and picture snapping reporters, Wikileaks shows the anti Catholic movement where they want a Catholic Spring and she is against Weed. Nuff said this Globalist Demon is here for destruction, that being said DJ Phantom rages with DESTRUCTION, SLAYER, PANTERA, EXCEL, SUICIDAL, GWAR, METALLICA and more its Wide Awake Wednesday, the fastest  half hour in Tinfoil.


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Monday, October 10, 2016

Arkansas Mumpire School - Whiskey and The Surfer MS165


Travel Day, Arkansas to Denver, escaping the Mumps outbreak, we discuss The Unification of The America's, the purposeful dumbing down of the common citizen, that being said I rage over some Karoake jams with Bryan Adams and yes I will always make a 69 joke, its a Tuesday Testament Triple Shot, we say goodbye to the Sox, To Big Papi, we jam out some Kreator, VH, Exodus and Asia, this lie is over, enjoy your reality, what else is there? johntole.com cartpathdiem.com austinvrlab.com #WHISKEY to save $10 w Free Shipping and use the Amazon link over on the blog. WORD

 


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Grab Her By The Leg Irons - Whiskey and The Surfer


If you can look as fake entertained as believable as Kevin Hart's audience member face you have figured out life, the matrix and go ahead, grab a dew, grab some dew, do the dew thats doing The Countdown to oblivion which are the War drums over Syria. That being said, the CIA has a computer that will be put them out of business, so they're in a super hurry to use it.  DJ Phantom rages with RKL, debuts from Slayer's Haunting the Chapel, where are you nerdarios at on some ONSLAUGHT, plus we get some Boston love, we dump a double shot of Death mid riff, drop a deuce on the Stray Cats and SACRED REICH provides us with Violent Solutions, it does seem like I'm just typing the next word that comes into my head, did you know Apes can read minds? We have the documents, the Lockuments, our College and Pro Slate when 7-5 as we continue to roll hard at cartpathdiem.com johntole.com its WHISKEY AND THE SURFER Episode 164 GRAB HER BY THE LEG IRONS. The GOAT, Tom Brady is back, so everyone can suck the balls of Pat's Nation.


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Friday, October 7, 2016

Exploited Clown Beatdown - Whiskey and The Surfer - 163


We only have 1 glitch in the LIVE Show, DJ Phantom wows us with Pennywise, Exploited, GBH, Sammy Hagar, Cinderella, White Lion, Testament and some Metal Church. I mean its the greatest show in the history of riffs we talk about bullying, clowns and movies we will never see.


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Thursday, October 6, 2016

Elon Musk - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS162


DJ Phantom rock rages with some Outfield, Men at Work, Journey and then rounds out the experience of the simulation with Terrorizer, Nails and of course we love some PANTERA and MAIDEN closes the show twice in a row. Are we taking Sanctuary from the law when these masked clowns take down airliners using Samsung 7 phones, I know for me I not only used mine the whole flight but charged it using a knock off Chinese chord like a dope LOUDNESS Riff. See what I did there? I should be ashamed but I am not. Are you having a great day? Did you know you were supposed to? You do realize its a choice, but anyways enjoy arguing digitally with people you don't care enough to interact with In REAL LIFE. GO TO THE GYM. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com

 

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Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Gene Simmons V King Diamond - Whiskey and The Surfer MS161


We break down the rise in clowns versus the rise of stories about hijabs, we talk about Assange headfaking the Internet Kill Switch and then beyond that is the rock raging algorithm that is DJ Phantom who shows up with a double shot of RAMALLAH, Nuclear Assault, Killers from Maiden, Gene Simmons tells his Mom to let him go from Hotter Than Hell, we jam a little Crue, LED ZEPPELIN IS STILL TERRIBLE, ACDC saves the day and we worship of the Altar of SLAYER and rage with a track from LIVE UNDEAD. Wanna save $10 on VR Goggles w free shipping Promocode WHISKEY at austinvrlab.com , johntole.com cartpathdiem.com


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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

David Ortiz - Whiskey and The Surfer MS160


DJ Phantom throws some Hatebreed, The Vandals, Double Shots of Metallica and Testament. We open with Eddie Money and close with Queensryche like nature intended. Its not Adam and Eve, its Riffs and Cliffs as we hike into the sweaty reality that is Little Rock. Life is a blessing, great to be busy. If you want to order the new goggles and save $10 with FREE SHIPPING use promo code WHISKEY at www.austinvrlab.com Today's show is about clowns, murderous middle schoolers and gross humans being gross in the simulation. Did I mention Sepultura, Anthrax and Boston? Well thats there too. Enjoy your life cause what else is there.


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Monday, October 3, 2016

Vin Scully - Whiskey and The Surfer - 159


We say Goodbye to Vin Scully, our picks go 6 and 3 on the weekend with 5-0 for college and 8-0 on the year. Cartpathdiem.com gets ya the show. Discounted VR Goggles at austinvrlab.com promo code WHISKEY all Caps to save $10, Free Shipping. We rage to Testament, Unearth, Hatebreed, SLAYER, we dump Throwdown, 38 Special and jam out to some Overkill, The Outfield and Modern English. We talk about the erosion of your freedom using the coopting of words in the face of logic and sweet ass riffs. Does Bill Clinton have a kid? Who cares. We have The LOCKUMENTS


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Friday, September 30, 2016

F IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE


We go live with almost all the bells and whistles, live Golf Audio nestles itself nicely inbetween movie's we are NEVER GOING TO SEE. Including Jack Reacfher 2 Electric Scientologaloo, MasterMinds and some movie about chess? Are we really that out of great stories? Cmon people. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com Live from Denver 17 floors below the Denver Airport its Whiskey and The Surfer.


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Thursday, September 29, 2016

LATE - Whiskey and The Surfer 157


DJ Phantom throws some hard metal, we talk about the revisionism that will erode the truth of life and the globalist agenda to outlaw even the idea of belief. That being said, eat something healthy, go for a walk and be creative, you're going to be dead one day.


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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Black Moon LSD Clownpocolypse - Whiskey and The Surfer -156


DJ Phantom switches teams again and recovers from a bad connection to bring us Malevolent Creation, Suicidal, Sepultura, Modern English, we bounce The Thompson Twins and jam The Cars and Raven. We get into Black Moons, LSD to change the brain, dudes who swear off women because their inner ugliness has matched their outer appearance, Boner Coffee and The Coming ISIS driven Halloween Clownpocalypse.


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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

DeBait and Switch - Whiskey and The Surfer - 155


DJ Phantom throws some love to Vader, Exodus, Mantic Ritual, a debut from Accept, continuing that trend into Judas Priest and we talk about the debates, the Jose Fernandez send off, demons, real conspiracy, alliens, hiking, healthy foods, great attitudes and sweet ass riffs over sweet ass riffs. Denver, Austin, LA, Columbus, The Lockuments are in!


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Monday, September 26, 2016

Mile High - Whiskey and The Surfer MS154



DJ Phantom throws an all 80's dance party and then tosses in some Vio-lence and Vader. The Non Metal Fans will love it for sure. We mourn Arnold Palmer and Jose Fernandez, we figure out the World incrementally increasing in crud and turn the lesson around and apply the same lessons to putting the move on the ball of life and engaging in purpose today. PMA cranked to 11. What else is there? The Debates are terrible and why Donald is gonna win. ST throws the ragers Suicidal Maniac and life is amazing.


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Friday, September 23, 2016

Jack Tole aka JRT OG - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS153


DJ Phantom bookends the show with Madball's Across Your Face live from WFMU on Ball of Destruction and Damned from Legacy and then sprinkles in some Terror, Flock of Seagulls and Scorpions. My Father aka Jack aka JRT OG comes on to discuss caddying in 1960, why we are not going to see Bridget Jones Baby, Why Storks are awful, why we are not seeing the Magnificent 7 and how nothing has changed and everything comes full circle. Pats Roll, Sox Roll, Hillary is a robot and we have the documents. Barry Macguire rages with Eve of Destruction up top. Episode 153 and I wish you could have seen my Mom giving my Dad advice on how to be on the podcast.


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Thursday, September 22, 2016

JLJ's Mom's First Appearance - Whiskey and The Surfer MS152


DJ Phantom throws rock heaters of Night Ranger, Motley Crue and Judas Priest and MORE IMPORTANTLY! JLJ's Mom, Sheila Tole rages in the Simulation, we learn about bad Halloween's how my Brother's Musical Tastes were controlled with a circuit breaker and we talk the Parable of the Sewer. On top of that, Metallica and Pantera rock rage with us in the 1s and 0s of the digital Simulation, the show has an argument over voting.


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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Satanic Trumple - Whiskey and The Surfer 151


Three AM Raging in the Sim, jamming out to Jasta, Rush, 38 Special, Domination by Pantera, Metallica, we continue to hate Led Zeppelin, we jam out to Massacre, talk Satanic Temples and anxiety causes cancer and how to save yourself. johntole.com cartpathdiem.com


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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Sacred Heart - Whiskey and The Surfer - EP150


Faced with a looming data overage JLJ has to delay the start of the show and the festivities kick off at 2am CST and they rock rage until 2:40. DJ Phantom rewards the effort with some REO Speedwagon, Simply Red, Big Country and Blondie. Its an all skate everyone, Join JLJ, Wes, Fliip and DJ Phantom for some bad Presidents, Fingering your purpose, Terry Crews and the meaning of life. Hillary's robot kills it on Fallon, Fallon's robot still doubles over laughing for no reason. NBC's Monday Night line up is offensive to humans with brains, Carson Daley seems like a nice person and we break down how self hatred leads to possession and activation, we talk about a workless society and the rise of our future captors of sin. Reo Speedwagon, Yep, J. Geils, Yep, SLAYER. YEP. 


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Monday, September 19, 2016

This is The End - Whiskey and The Surfer - Episode 149


Cigarettes in Eyeballs, Trump's Evil Cannibals unleashed in FL. We jam out to AF, Cro-Mags, Terror, Madball, Hatebreed, Cruel Hand, Death Before Dishonor, Judas Priest, Anthrax, Duran Duran and that is barely just enough to clear the taste of garbage out of the show's mouth as JLJ thought it would be a good idea to review some live Corey Feldman. A guy bites a woman and dies, terror attacks in NY and shoppers in MN mix up a White Sale and a Red Tag Sale on all ISIS items. The Simulation is breaking down, we have the documents even the priest at St Joe's in Austin said the end is near and that guy works for the guy I work for. Get your affairs in order, pray the Rosary, Pray The Divine Mercy Chaplet.


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Friday, September 16, 2016

Under The Gun - Whiskey and The Surfer 148


DJ Phantom loses her connectivity and then resets with Testament, Pantera and completes a double shot of Cro-Mags, we talk about teaching via parable in the simulation, being a full lvinig sacrifice, getting of the way and smiling and dialing into some Slayer, old school Suicidal, Twisted Sister's We Not Gonna See It Movie Review Segment and we have the documents showing German Nazis beating the undocumented and the cops coin flipping their job description inside of the Holographic System we call Now. Time is Running Out


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Thursday, September 15, 2016

Youtuber Headshot - Whiskey and The Surfer 147


Short Episode because of an afternoon time constraint with the Austin VR Lab Studios. We talk youtube nerd headshots in legit clubs, we talk about Allen Greenspan at 90 telling these dopers to get off his economic lawn, a turtle bangs his way into the record books, DJ Phantom gets shaken more than a weiner in a windstorm as we downthumb VH, Flotsam and Jetsom, Styx but we get DEBUTS FROM TERRORIZER, NAPALM DEATH and BLOOD FOR MFN BLOOD!


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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Infected Voice - Whiskey and The Surfer 146


We talk Punch Comedy, Genuine Joes, a golf free episode we get into Rush, Death, Sepultura, Metallica and Vio-lence. A chick loses her mind at a Wendy's and I almost kill a guy at a Starbucks. We forget to talk about wrestling again and we have 2 shows this week.


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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

It's Over Johnny - Live Golf - Whiskey and The Surfer MS145


DJ Phantom rages in the golf cart of life as the boys take the show on the road, we get audio from Holes 1 and 2 from Hancock on a gorgeous monday AM, we then hit the studio, fill in some gaps, HEY NOW, we hear from Styx, a Maiden Cover, we think its Dio but its Ripper Owens, plus Ratt, we hate the Misfits not once but twice and DJ Phantom throws JLJ some Queensryche as a reward for parring number 1 even though Hole was a disaster. What kind of AHole plays golf on the radio?


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Monday, September 12, 2016

The 930 Collapse - Whiskey and The Surfer


Stephen Pearcy threatens to put us on a shelf so DJ Phantom turns it all around with debuts from Demolition Hammer, JLJ Dumps April Wine to go along with all wine except for the blood of Jesus, even though he missed church to post this blog and edit this show because Whiskey and The Surfer is joining The Rust Belt Hammer Podcast to rage down to San Antonio for tonights card with Booker T, Matt Cross, Kurt Angle and more. In this show we talk about a potential currency reset on Sept 30, we meet a fellow tin foil hat dude who sends us down a rabbit hole as we figure out the rabbit hole inside of the KLBJ Prize van we live in. Sweet jams from The Crue, ACDC, Journey, Death and Van Halen.

 

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Pitboss 2000 on iTunes at

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-witnesses-of-elsewhere-ep/id1133340704

 

Clowns

http://www.wfmynews2.com/mb/news/local/local-clowns-say-mysterious-sightings-have-crippled-business/315403718

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/north-carolina-man-arrested-bogus-clown-sighting-police-163226400.html

http://dailyreckoning.com/new-world-money-update/

 


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Friday, September 9, 2016

The Illusion of Icing The Kicker - Whiskey and The Surfer


It is Friday and I am typing this on a Logitech wireless because Captain Fatass here spilled his iced coffee on his Surface keyboard.  When do you blog? its almost 6am here in the Simulation and we just finished a sweet show featuring Motorhead's "Civil War" and DJ Phantom wows up on Top with ST's "You Can't Bring Me Down", we talk about our new show sponsor, Mike Muir SuiCyco Therapist and we discuss Corporate Ice Coffee, the myth of Free Will, The Surfer is convinced that the Wells Fargo 5300 Employees Fired is a Virgin Sacrifice to the Demon of an Angry Populace, while the media continues to prop the illusion of a free and open society, while the Right figures out how to polish a turd and Ann Coulter is ordered to her death to cover the current other Fox Story no one is really talking about. We hear from JLJ's Dad JRTOG who explains why the Yankees are winning and why the Sox may collapse and The Horn here in Austin Teaches us about the real facts of the illusion of Football Strategy. What it comes down is that Divine Mercy is Power and No One is Doing Enough because they've learned to monetize inaction and discussion of it. Distractions rule the day in a society where opinion is churned out and smarmier than standing over a cube wall trying to be funny while you wonder if the apple box should be higher. I will leave you with two things as my still coffee stained Surface screen shows me I have 33% Battery Left and 3 movie reviews I never got to, along with the Old Head New Metal Segment brought to you by Metal Blade Records which will air on Monday at cartpathdiem.com
 
I like my coffee like I like my kickers, Iced.
 
Have a great weekend, God Bless.
 
JLJ
DJ Phantom
Wes Key as Whiskey
Flip Rivers as The Surfer
Writers Strike Johnny Carson and Alternative Universe Jay Leno
 
If you would like the show as soon as it is produced you can find it on both
 
http://www.johntole.com/blog
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The show can be found at Cartpathdiem.com and ITunes and The I Heart Radio App.
 
Huge thanks to Suicidal, Testament, Vio-lence, Forbidden, Cro-Mags, Exodus, Slayer, Death, Kreator and the Almighty Motorhead. The Clubhouse, Hyena's Comedy Club, The Velv, Phil's Ice House, Amy's Ice Cream and my Cosmic Brother BDoe, Cabby Mike and the 1400 lb GoldWing that is Buford, Austin VR Lab and Rust Belt Hammer.
 
and the last thing as we watch the distracted fallout from the 5300 Bank Firings, my native blood tells me never to trust a stagecoach.

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Thursday, September 8, 2016

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Pray for my broken computer


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Pray for my broken computer


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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Garage Pod Revisited - Whiskey and The Surfer


The cell reception is so terrible at the condo I'm staying at that I had to podcast from the garage, like some kind of obese Marc Maron. We talk what we always talk, Running with the Flock of Seagulls, Running with the Devil, Metallica, Styx, Parasite from KISS, Dokken makes an appearance along with Europe, Accept, we dump the Misfits, some acoustic thing I have no idea about, The Ramones and Minor Threat. DJ Phantom was mixing up her pictures and throwing off speed stuff. The at bat of life never ends until it does so you might as well keep hitting bombs. We talk mostly about criminal mischief and we break down the beattitudes. We are at King Bee Wednesday Night with Chris Cubas and Chris Fairbanks, at the Spiderhouse Ballroom 9/9, 10pm Free Show for Peep Show with Zac Brooks and Lisa Friedrich who went on The Show Before The Show 48 with me and BDoe today at KLBJ, we also met Jack Ingram and we are submitted Pitboss 2000 songs to the TXSongwritersu.org showcase where my sweet ass jams will get judged by people who can actually play. Not that I can't but c'mon really, I wrote a riff last year just based on an account number for an infected Poison Ivy ER Visit that I forgot to pay again. Prayer is the powerwasher for the sin grime on your hull. Do the work and watch the game change. "Swung on and a drive, its high, its hard, its handsome, its history." - Amarillo TV Announcer Summer 93. johntole.com rustbelthammer.com cartpathdiem.com


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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

The Wedding Prisoner - Whiskey and The Surfer


Whiskey and The Surfer are back after a 20 hour road trip to celebrate the official Pitboss 2000 Danny and Sarah Zink wedding. We talk about bombing at a wedding, trying to follow a hot chick with a Ukelele (no idea how that's spelled). DJ Phantom gets that time of the month prissiness with some passive aggressive Cars Action but first starts off the show with Kreator, Exodus, Forbidden, Cro-Mags, a very special cartpathdiem.com welcome to Venom. We close on Maiden and Judas Priest after we downvote the end of the show. There is no only now, do tomorrows work today. What else is there? Seriously, and enjoy all of this. War is coming to the home front. Start working out like you're going to need it. Other than that, we celebrate being single, talk about marriage, love, healing on the Sabbath and UT beats the golden domers in Double OT. Mushroom talk, Indie Wrestling and a new blog at both johntole.com and rustbelthammer.com


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