Monday, May 7, 2018

McCain, Gambino and Obama's Volcano plus Sanctuary Guns


Fliip Riivers Visits a Sex Camp where they download his Hotel Videos and make fun of him so they can educate the Millenials into have sex again. Childish Gambino's releases a video and we binge watch it., Trump's Lawyers are trying to Out McCain Each Other and Palin Robots are the Sex Dolls and Pall Bearers of the Future.


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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Bezos Declares Big Box Hunting Season


Bro if you don't reallize Stormy is being set up for a Marilyn Bridge Ride, then why did MTV fire Kennedy. Austin Bombings, Bezos walkiing a Future School Pirincipal. What?, you just can't think they'd be watchdogs forever and not want to improve? We rage with 25 TA LIFE, RAMALLAH, FOGHAT, KEEL, MAIDEN, PRIEST, some hidden JEMS and we discuss quantum mechanics, Miami Monkeys March against Strip Clubs and we celebrate being under 300 by being Kicked into a Well State of Being.


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Monday, March 12, 2018

President Daniels rides into Valhalla wearing only Crocs


This is a best of Thrashtravaganza SLAYER, METALLICA, EXODUS, POSSESSED, ANTHRAX, I already forgot the other bands and haven't listened to the show again to make sure the characters didnt make up something too close to real. MEGADETH is selling PEACE. WE ARE BUYING as we talk Tiger Attacks, AI Machine Learning for AD Crowd Control, http://www.patreon.com/johntole check out the other DL from today's Date Moving Weight Episode 5. Its hella fun and you will learn something about resistance.


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Friday, March 9, 2018

Whiskey and The Surfer Trumps Japanese Sea Wall and NK Squid Tentacles


Wes Key and Fliip Riiviirs join DJ Phantom as they use a Time Machine 13 Levels under The Denver Airport one rock, Patriotic Riff at a time. Wes Key is a Veteran Faith Based News Algorithm who was in the creation division of the 700 Club. He joins forces with Fliip Riiviirs, an Pop Entertainment Algorithm who was disconnected a police horse created a disturbance in the MagaCity Mall that housed the MacBook that ran his station.
 
Trump joins forces with North Korea to take over China and Japan's Walls and Sea Walls and holds up Canada and Mexico at a Walmart in the Name of Jeff Daniels dressed as a check written out using campaign financing to George Soros. We graduate from Level 4 Crisis Improv School and Yes And a whole new Constitution that gives equal protection to AI, Robots, Automatons and the rotting corpse of the person who died at the hands of The Olympic Give No Fucks Committee.

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Monday, March 5, 2018

Whiskey and The Surfer Peace of Mind Enslavemento's The Refresh Maker


We go WASP, We segue into IRON MAIDEN and rage with Piece of Mind. Coming in like a reliiever in Game 7 of the World Series. We build a life sized Trump in our frontyard for Nancy Pelosi Bobbllehead Day. The flight of Icarus helps us avoid Ryan Seacrest on the Red Carpet. We wonder about moving justice into the accusation as The Devil waiits for your Chute to not open. Recipes, that one dude, gutted Tigers and Alam Trammel goes deep off the Facade that is a murderous couple in Montana. Gun shots at a Chuck Cheese ruin a Bachelorette Party and we make our official PANTS DAY ANNOUNCEMENT. http://www.patreon.com/johntole John Tole Live Streaming 11am on FB. Come on in and get to work.


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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Whiskey and The Surfer Shark Ass and Raining DNA on Sex Robots


Sharks in the patreon.com/johntole its a Ghost Town but we rage on with Sex Brothels, Jizz Storms, Johnny Bravo says no more haircuts in the Flex room. We talk about 2 other stories I already forgot about due to early onset old guy.


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Monday, February 26, 2018

Whiskey and The Surfer Spreading the Disease one Missing CDC Agent at a time


2 Beefy yet broken AM and FM Entertainment Algorithms, find a time machine hidden 13 levels below the Denver Airport and save America one rock and metal riff at a time. Anthrax's Spreading the Disease, we talk about sex robots, being a robot chaplain for Amazon's Army, Married Priests, Rob Halford's Side Car, murderous Acne meds and Nancy Pelosi's Yoga School has a GED Program.


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